Aww, congratulations my dear..

Hadampson:
Finally gt a dedication... wow!!! diz calls 4 celebration... harameede99, spdazzy, chizzymaris, dasilver20, obimgbo, michelle55, queenitee... cum make we celebrate..
By d way, thanks 4 d dedication yungtemy, ah preciate

Azeequeen:


Lol...Are you for real??

Me

A Queen in my Queendom

you are really a queen, I will be your king, come and join me in my kingdom, oya temmy bless the newly ordain couple on your thread

thanks temy, I wanted to call the men of the underworld to come hijack you. if you had not post

Hadampson:
Let go to SHERATON HOTEL at abuja nd book a grande suite............. So what do u say

m game darling oya make we go du i nid to hold anytin

harameede99:
m game darling oya make we go du i nid to hold anytin

Hw can i allow u tew hold sumtin.. lailai.. samyfreshsmooth oya come nd carry diz tinz jawe b4 i gv u punch 4 head

dannybomb:

you are really a queen, I will be your king, come and join me in my kingdom, oya temmy bless the newly ordain couple on your thread

Ion need one now

We aren't yet ordained,biko

Azeequeen:

Ion need one now

We aren't yet ordained,biko

Well, I know. just felt as if we are already. and beside you have already capture the kingdom in my heart

Yungtemy i hail thee longest tym bro.

Hadampson:
Hw can i allow u tew hold sumtin.. lailai.. samyfreshsmooth oya come nd carry diz tinz jawe b4 i gv u punch 4 head

oh dear i luv u buh i tot samy was ya frnd y nt send sm1 else huh?

at last ave am er


greetings

harameede99:
oh dear i luv u buh i tot samy was ya frnd y nt send sm1 else huh?

Samyfreshsmooth iz no longer my frnd o, he iz a homebreaker, OLOJU KOKORO just like Anna(ebere) in kukere 6tas.. buh do u rili want me tew send sm1 else??

dannybomb:

you are really a queen, I will be your king, come and join me in my kingdom, oya temmy bless the newly ordain couple on your thread

She iz taken already

Thanks for mentioning me in ur post, I realy apreciate. @ YungTemy.

I need a girlfriend from east(igbo land) or west(yoruba land). Please anyone for me?

That very evening after Lectures, my friends came over to my hostel to relax after a long day at school. Lectures had become more intensed as our Head Of Department (HOD) had tightened our lecture timetable. We began to have classes by 6:30 in the morning and sometimes close for the day around 5 or maybe 6 in the evening.
I can still recall that very day, while Doc. Esosa was lecturing us on ''introduction to International relations 11'' something strange or lemme put it this way, something crazy happened in class...
Doc.Esosa was notably know as a very strict lecturer, he was a no nonsense man. Although he was very funny when he talks but when it comes to a thorough business like teaching, he took it quiet seriously.
''I'm a very friendly person'' he'd say ''I'm very jovial, I smile alot but don't take me for a fool. If you take me for a fool, I will eat you up like a food. I love to teach in a quiet, and a peaceful environment. I must not hear any phone ring in my class, not even a pin drop''.
Doc. Esosa should be in early 60's, about 5'7 feet tall. he was always on jeans and long sleeves as if he was still in his youth. He had few grey hair on his head and beards. His classes kick starts around 3pm and ends around 5pm. Whoever comes after 3, the person wouldn't be allowed to enter into his class, but thankfully I wasn't late so I sat the middle of the lecture hall where I could see and hear the lecturer clearly.
''close both doors, no one should enter into my class.. It's 3:03pm. At least I have tried'' Doc.Esosa said putting on his glasses. ''Those who aren't in my class today won't enter into my book of life. Let the lecture begin''.
Mayson sat beside me, but looking around geographically, I couldn't notice the presence of Thompson.
Me: Mayson afa. Where Thompson say?... You sure say Thompson enter this class so. Thompson don dey miss lectures too much now a days.
Mayson: Thompson dey o. Not quiet long we go track one babe like that for English department. We enter class together. He go dey back dey chill.
I turned back to observe if Thompson was really in class, and lo and behold, Thompson was waving at me from behind to signify his presence.
Me: I don see am. I be think say he don run go house.
Mayson: he dear not. Doc. Esosa no dey use attendance play o. After God, Jesus, Holy spirit, my papa and mama, na Doc.Esosa I fear pass o. No be lie.
Me: True talk. No be lie.
After about an hour of rigorous teaching, I began to hear strange vibrating sounds. It grew louder and louder. It became more and more intensed.
Mayson: who be that wey get phone for class na. Doc. Esosa go vex o.
Me: I just tire o. Na person phone dey sound like generator wey don pass him life span.
Mayson: e go be chinko phone o. All this yeye Chinese phone... Nonsense
There was murmuring amongst all the students in class, as the entire class was about to explode with small side talks amongst themselves.
Doc Esosa: whose phone is vibrating in my class. Who is that?... What nonsense.
The vibrating noise didn't stop, we than decided to trace the sound, only to find out that it was coming from the back sit. Thompson sit to be precise. Thompson laid his head on the table snoring loudly.
Me: Thompson don Bleep up o. Which kind guy be this one. Thompson don fall my hand o. I swear,
The class all gazed at Thompson, as his sit partner tapped him to wake. Thompson woke up immediately. He took his pen from his pocket and began to write on his book. He cleaned the saliva that was resting at the side of his mouth with the back of his hand, and he kept concentrating on whatever he thought he was doing.
Doc.Esosa: boy. what do you think you are doing?... Young man where did I stop in my teaching?
Thompson: sir..
Doc.Esosa: don't sir me... What did I just say.
Thompson: Tramadol?
Doc.Esosa: you said?
Thompson: sir.
Doc.Esosa: class, is this boy okay?... Is he my student?... Where's the class rep?
The class rep stood up from his sit, and as usual he was putting on his over sized blue suit and a very long fat silver tie enough to pull a mans destiny down.
Class rep: he is our course mate sir
Doc.Esosa: are you sure?
Class rep: yes sir.
Doc.Esosa: is that how you make loud noises when you sleep?... And you don't sleep when lecture is going. Class Rep... Should I remove his name from my book of lie?
Class rep: have mercy on him sir.
Doc.Esosa: Thank your stars. But for today attendance, count yourself out. I will cancel your name myself.
Doc.Esosa brought out his attendance book aka book of life and cancelled Thompson name.
Me: Thank God for our Jehovah witness class rep. Doc.Esosa for finish Thompson carrier.
Mayson: I been give Thompson tramadol o. Na wetin dey Bleep am up be that.

OnowuNdiigbo:
Thanks for mentioning me in ur post, I realy apreciate. @ YungTemy.

I need a girlfriend from east(igbo land) or west(yoruba land). Please anyone for me?

these babes are all beautiful and ready to mingle

harameede99 Azeequeen yewandequeen Angelinastto queenitee SPDAZZY

pick your choice.

Hadampson:
She iz taken already

*clears throat*

YungTemy:


these babes are all beautiful and ready to mingle

harameede99 Azeequeen yewandequeen Angelinastto queenitee SPDAZZY

pick your choice.

I'm taken,Adesina12 is my boo

queenitee:
I'm taken,Adesina12 is my boo

wao...

YungTemy:

wao...

Yes nah,oya give us update

.

.

Temy lie lie boy....

Yhu say yhu dey shy yet yhu dey toast girls anyhow...!!




Aw many yhu dun b**g sef?

Hadampson:
Samyfreshsmooth iz no longer my frnd o, he iz a homebreaker, OLOJU KOKORO just like Anna(ebere) in kukere 6tas.. buh do u rili want me tew send sm1 else??

lol bros i no be homebraker o...


i have never breaked any home b4 o...


i be wan just wanted to talk 2 ur wife on ur behalves in room10 o....



abeg lemme be ur friend na

YungTemy:

*clears throat*

Abi i lie... if u tink say i dey lie, ask olatex25

YungTemy:


these babes are all beautiful and ready to mingle

harameede99 Azeequeen yewandequeen Angelinastto queenitee SPDAZZY

pick your choice.

Dtobs can u see yungTemy's handwork?

samyfreshsmooth:



lol bros i no be homebraker o...


i have never breaked any home b4 o...


i be wan just wanted to talk 2 ur wife on ur behalves in room10 o....



abeg lemme be ur friend na

E concern yhu*angry* u said u never destroy home b4... wat of mine wey u wan destroy if nur bcoz of olatex25 and michelle55

YungTemy:

these babes are all beautiful and ready to mingle
harameede99 Azeequeen yewandequeen Angelinastto queenitee SPDAZZY
pick your choice.

Taken
Btw,haven't read this but I promise you,I will

Diz thompson got me laughin xo hard.. oh my lungs hurt!! weldone yungtemy, keep it coming

Azeequeen:

Taken

Btw,haven't read this but I promise you,I will

A trial will convince you that its worth your time.

queenitee:

I'm taken,Adesina12 is my boo

I proud of you for coming out clean

What are we lovers for

Sweetest of sweetest honey popcorn for you dearie

Adesina12:


I proud of you for coming out clean

What are we lovers for

Sweetest of sweetest honey popcorn for you dearie

Thank you sweetheart

@yungtemmy why u dei give us small food chop