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Olusharp:
These might sound ridiculous, but there are countries where citizens are being begged to have sex by the Government.

1. Denmark.

The Danes have such a low fertility rate (around 1.73 children per woman) that a national travel company has come up with a series of bribes to get women to have more kids.


2. Russia.

According to Tech Insider, Russia is experiencing a shitstorm of anti-baby factors. HIV and alcoholism are rife, women aren’t having kids and men are dying young.

It all got so bad that in 2007, the government declared 12 September the official Day of Conception. where people get the day off for making babies.

Women who give birth exactly nine months later – on 12 June, win a fridge.


3. Japan.

We know that Japan is experiencing something of a dry spell. A 2011 survey found that 61% of unmarried men and 49% of women aged 18-34 weren’t in any kind of romantic relationship.

To try and get their young people creating families, scientists came up with Yotaro – a robot baby designed to give people a preview of parenthood. Students at the University of Tsukuba theorised that if young people could see themselves as potential mothers and fathers, they’d be more emotionally ready to settle down.

4. Romania

During communist times, if you weren’t providing future state labourers by having kids, you had to pay instead. There was a 20% income tax for childless couples, and in the 1980s, women were forced to take gynaecological exams to ensure that all pregnancies went to term.

Today, the fertility rate is still rock bottom.


5. Singapore

Singapore has the lowest fertility rate in the world, with just 0.81 children per woman.
They’ve also placed a limit on the number of small one beds available to rent to encourage cohabitation, and the government reportedly spends around $1.6 billion on various programmes to get people to have more sex.giphy

In fact, the government offers cash to people who have more than one child. Parents receive a ‘baby bonus’ of around $4,400 (£2,545) for their first two kids and $5,900 (£3,413) for their third and fourth.

6. South Korea

Offices turn off their lights at 7 pm on the third Wednesday of every month – AKA Family Day. Workers are encouraged to get themselves home so that they can enjoy some lights-out action.


7. India

While the general population of India is thriving, their Parsis community is slowly dwindling. And that’s lead to a number of questionable ads encouraging people to ‘Be responsible – don’t use a condom tonight’.

Other campaigns have shamed men living at home with lines like ‘Isn’t it time you broke up with your mum?’

Brutal but effective – there were just 61,000Parsis living in the country in 2001, and at the last census, there were 69,000.


8. Italy

You wouldn’t think somewhere as passionate as Italy would have a sex drought, but their fertility rate is below the European average.

So, the Italy has started running campaigns to remind Italians that time stands still for no (wo)man.

Lines include: ‘Beauty knows no age, fertility does,’ and ‘Get going! Don’t wait for the stork’.


9. Hong Kong

Inspired by Singapour, Hong Kong started giving out cash to couples to try and encourage them to have kids.

Alas, the plan never quite took off.


10. Spain

https://i1.wp.com/www.icloudupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Edelmira-Barreira.jpg?fit=800%2C690Minister for Sex appointed in Spain

As employment rates are rising, fertility rates are dropping. Half of young people are out of work. And to combat the trend, the Spanish government have hired a special commissioner to try and reverse them.



Source http://www.trendsng.com/2017/03/10-countries-begging-it-citizens-to.html

how much is their visa?

And yet there will be Olosho in these countries.

Hotsparkles:
List is not complete without Japan.

As in eh
Those guys weird af
Even for their movies to chyke woman de hard like splinter cell
Even their mojo dey weird

Cordis92:
You missed out Iceland with population of about three hundred thousands (300000) inhabitants, where their government pays immigrants for marrying their women.
I wish I were a man.

Wetin you for do

megareal:
Somebori, just declare drought for our sex life biko.

Woman please stop dia
They should declare free condom for all instead

When we‘re talking abt family planning here..... ****tears nairabet ticket. Mtchew!!

PrickGetSize:
Provide me good shelter and assorted clean girls with slippery pussies are all I ask. And I promise to impregnate over 900 women in 3 months, by the grace of God.

bro sorry they don't want black babies or mulato but pure blood, if not I for say make I do u visa

Make dem com naija con rent guys go do the work for dem for free

if them baba ekene, mallam sule and baba kango who have around 10 kids each, enter this country lasan! their women must confess there.

this men no dey Piss anyhow.

lollmaolol:
Alcoholic rife and HIV prevalence.

which hiv or alcoholic rife oga?? nawa to u ooo.
Developed countries don't make much babies due to the nature of their economy. Its a thriving economy so they don't ave tym to be straffing like we jobless lazy Africans.

If these barren nations are serious they shld dialogue with African Presidents to exchange technology with African Men and women to get the population they need simple.

Cordis92:
You missed out Iceland with population of about three hundred thousands (300000) inhabitants, where their government pays immigrants for marrying their women.
I wish I were a man.

No. Never again wish you're a man. If indeed you did come as a man, the world would have been deprived of such a beautiful smile. Heck! You're gorgeously gorgeous

firstking01:
Your lips tho, what do you do with them?

she uses them as blacket at night mtchhheeeew..if u wan toast girl abeg start well...

ncoolsome:
she uses them as blacket at night mtchhheeeew..if u wan toast girl abeg start well...

I must not woo a girl the way you do, must i?...that's my own strategy...all these busybodies on nairaland

11. Zoogeria

Arsenalholic:
No. Never again wish you're a man. If indeed you did come as a man, the world would have been deprived of such a beautiful smile. Heck! You're gorgeously gorgeous

Aww!
It's my pleasure. Thanks

Dclique:
For some reason, I always liked Denmark, now I know why!.

That makes two of us. Been thinking of doing my Masters there

PrickGetSize:
Just provide me with good shelter and clean babes with slippery pussies. I'd impregnate over 900 women in 3 months, by the special grace of God.

,,slippery pussy?? Man,,dats d best sex feeling eva,,but u go just dey release like tap...shuuuuuu

And they collect our visa fee without issuing visas. When Nigerians have sperm in Quatum. Some even waste it on vaseline.

Olusharp:
These might sound ridiculous, but there are countries where citizens are being begged to have sex by the Government.

1. Denmark.

The Danes have such a low fertility rate (around 1.73 children per woman) that a national travel company has come up with a series of bribes to get women to have more kids.


2. Russia.

According to Tech Insider, Russia is experiencing a shitstorm of anti-baby factors. HIV and alcoholism are rife, women aren’t having kids and men are dying young.

It all got so bad that in 2007, the government declared 12 September the official Day of Conception. where people get the day off for making babies.

Women who give birth exactly nine months later – on 12 June, win a fridge.


3. Japan.

We know that Japan is experiencing something of a dry spell. A 2011 survey found that 61% of unmarried men and 49% of women aged 18-34 weren’t in any kind of romantic relationship.

To try and get their young people creating families, scientists came up with Yotaro – a robot baby designed to give people a preview of parenthood. Students at the University of Tsukuba theorised that if young people could see themselves as potential mothers and fathers, they’d be more emotionally ready to settle down.

4. Romania

During communist times, if you weren’t providing future state labourers by having kids, you had to pay instead. There was a 20% income tax for childless couples, and in the 1980s, women were forced to take gynaecological exams to ensure that all pregnancies went to term.

Today, the fertility rate is still rock bottom.


5. Singapore

Singapore has the lowest fertility rate in the world, with just 0.81 children per woman.
They’ve also placed a limit on the number of small one beds available to rent to encourage cohabitation, and the government reportedly spends around $1.6 billion on various programmes to get people to have more sex.giphy

In fact, the government offers cash to people who have more than one child. Parents receive a ‘baby bonus’ of around $4,400 (£2,545) for their first two kids and $5,900 (£3,413) for their third and fourth.

6. South Korea

Offices turn off their lights at 7 pm on the third Wednesday of every month – AKA Family Day. Workers are encouraged to get themselves home so that they can enjoy some lights-out action.


7. India

While the general population of India is thriving, their Parsis community is slowly dwindling. And that’s lead to a number of questionable ads encouraging people to ‘Be responsible – don’t use a condom tonight’.

Other campaigns have shamed men living at home with lines like ‘Isn’t it time you broke up with your mum?’

Brutal but effective – there were just 61,000Parsis living in the country in 2001, and at the last census, there were 69,000.


8. Italy

You wouldn’t think somewhere as passionate as Italy would have a sex drought, but their fertility rate is below the European average.

So, the Italy has started running campaigns to remind Italians that time stands still for no (wo)man.

Lines include: ‘Beauty knows no age, fertility does,’ and ‘Get going! Don’t wait for the stork’.


9. Hong Kong

Inspired by Singapour, Hong Kong started giving out cash to couples to try and encourage them to have kids.

Alas, the plan never quite took off.


10. Spain

https://i1.wp.com/www.icloudupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Edelmira-Barreira.jpg?fit=800%2C690Minister for Sex appointed in Spain

As employment rates are rising, fertility rates are dropping. Half of young people are out of work. And to combat the trend, the Spanish government have hired a special commissioner to try and reverse them.



Source http://www.trendsng.com/2017/03/10-countries-begging-it-citizens-to.html

tspun:
I can't help but wonder why almost all the countries listed are super rich countries, ain't it suppose to be the other way round. This world is so unbalance , why not make the rich productive and make the poor less productive that they can carter for.

My dear.. The sooner you realize life is built on Irony, the earlier you will chill. The fact that you are existing on a giant ball hanging on nothing should get you thinking. You're living upside down, your eyes just converts the imagery downside up so you don't freak out

Biafra but never the Zoo will achieve this feat. Those cows in the North will never allow the Zoo to make it to such list.

yomplanet:
No African countries will ever be there. We are naturally over-active and over productive.

. Na so brother, #Naija,the SexNation

chiraqDemon:
Woman please stop dia
They should declare free condom for all instead

See as you dey tremble on top sex matter.

If dem declare drought, you don quench be dat.

our only hope in Africa is to straff

firstking01:
I must not woo a girl the way you do, must i?...that's my own strategy...all these busybodies on nairaland

bro tell her,her pink lips look succulent n sweet,tell her u wld like 2 meet her n jst stir at her lips all thru while she speaks,tell her u won't mind a kiss...which 1 is wat does she do with them...I no a novice when I sight 1...no hard feelings

PrickGetSize:
Just provide me with good shelter and clean babes with slippery pussies. I'd impregnate over 900 women in 3 months, by the special grace of God.

I cannot stop laughing

#relocation on my mind!

I trust Nigeria my country, we no fit dey dere lailai. Even if u smile too much to any Nigerian lady, she go get belle

HarunaWest:
which hiv or alcoholic rife oga?? nawa to u ooo.
Developed countries don't make much babies due to the nature of their economy. Its a thriving economy so they don't ave tym to be straffing like we jobless lazy Africans.

Haruna, I responded based on the write up OP posted. Don't be so quick to crucify me.

Cordis92:
You missed out Iceland with population of about three hundred thousands (300000) inhabitants, where their government pays immigrants for marrying their women.
I wish I were a man.

....And what would you have done relocate to one if those countries with no mean of livehood??

PrickGetSize:
Just provide me with good shelter and clean babes with slippery pussies. I'd impregnate over 900 women in 3 months, by the special grace of God.

looooooooooool

Eyan mayweather, you even add by the Grace of God.