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Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody:
I'm typing this post with tears in my eyes, i don't really know what is wrong with me.
For the past six(6) days now, i have been having sex but it seems that my sperm don't want to come out, at first i thought it was the too much drink i drank on saturday night but it wasn't....

This isn't a joking matter, my future is about to get ruined..

I need help o
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by amani337(m): 2:50pm On Mar 09, 2017
Lmao
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 2:53pm On Mar 09, 2017
Its inside your brain.
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 2:55pm On Mar 09, 2017
vedah:
Its inside your brain.
Howhuh
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by REIIGN(m): 2:55pm On Mar 09, 2017
Caringguy:
This isn't a joking matter, my future is about to get reigned..

I need help o
undecided

Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by ikp120(m): 2:55pm On Mar 09, 2017
Caringguy:
I'm typing this post with tears in my eyes, i don't really know what is wrong with me.
For the past six(6) days now, i have been having sex but it seems that my sperm don't want to come out, at first i thought it was the too much drink i drank on saturday night but it wasn't....

This isn't a joking matter, my future is about to get reigned..

I need help o
Bro but it's good for your future to get reigned na undecided. Abi you wan make you no reign for bed? Cheers man! Your dick is now a real díldo. Just put it on ya Facebook timeline. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin LMAO grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 2:56pm On Mar 09, 2017
Keeping fvcking bro it will come.. grin
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Brown14: 2:57pm On Mar 09, 2017
Maybe ur sperm pipe is clogged or something...

But u can piss sha?
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Draei: 3:01pm On Mar 09, 2017
Funny, uhm like we should help you
search for your sperm? You mad tho...Next!
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:04pm On Mar 09, 2017
Draei:
Funny, uhm like we should help you
search for your sperm? You mad tho...Neeeext!
undecided
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Stevengerd(m): 3:11pm On Mar 09, 2017
Are U Sure

Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Draei: 3:11pm On Mar 09, 2017
Caringguy:
undecided
seriously, you are.
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:18pm On Mar 09, 2017
grin

So sorry dude!! Lolzzzzz

O.Y.O is your case.
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by dacblogger: 3:20pm On Mar 09, 2017
After you ve been wasting your sperm since secondary school,y wnt it finish... grin grin
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:21pm On Mar 09, 2017
Zita55:
grin

So sorry dude!! Lolzzzzz

O.Y.O is your case.
Hmmm and i was crushing on you...
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by CaroLyner(f): 3:22pm On Mar 09, 2017
"This isn't a joking matter, my future is about to get reigned."

ruined
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by candycash(m): 3:22pm On Mar 09, 2017
Sorry dude
Pls go for check up
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:25pm On Mar 09, 2017
Caringguy:
Hmmm and i was crushing on you...
lipsrsealed
Caringguy:
Hmmm and i was crushing on you...
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Greedgod: 3:26pm On Mar 09, 2017
2tablets morning afternoon and night

Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:27pm On Mar 09, 2017
First master the auto correct function on your keypad, then come back for advice
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:29pm On Mar 09, 2017
lol, your sperm sub don expire...die, wake up to renew
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:32pm On Mar 09, 2017
CaroLyner:
"This isn't a joking matter, my future is about to get reigned."

ruined
Tnx bae..
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 6:02pm On Mar 09, 2017
Be drinking custard.
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by TrapHedges(m): 6:04pm On Mar 09, 2017
vedah:
Its inside your brain.
tat was rude
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 6:07pm On Mar 09, 2017
TrapHedges:
tat was rude
Thanks for telling.
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by TrapHedges(m): 6:08pm On Mar 09, 2017
Calmate gringo
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by TrapHedges(m): 6:10pm On Mar 09, 2017
vedah:
Thanks for telling.
your siggy!
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 6:12pm On Mar 09, 2017
TrapHedges:
your siggy!
Same to you.
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by TrapHedges(m): 6:13pm On Mar 09, 2017
vedah:
Same to you.
who's tis yella bltch undecided
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Laveda(f): 6:13pm On Mar 09, 2017
vedah:
Thanks for telling.
Send me a message on Whatsapp pls
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 6:15pm On Mar 09, 2017
Laveda:
Send me a message on Whatsapp pls
Done.
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by refiner(f): 6:16pm On Mar 09, 2017
I cant help but lol....i was taught during biology class in my sec school that too much of sex will make ur spe*rm finish...sorry urs finished earlier.. grin
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