otemanuduno:
I can't stop laughing the tithe and offering aspect is da bomb. Yahweh needs people's money to survive. That's way to weird. Asin, ain't there money-making machine in his paradise?

orunto27:
Let's call Him God, The Supreme Spirit, The Omnipotent, Omniscient and Omni everything.
He plans and controls The Creations, The Creatures, Their Infrastructural requirements for Light, Goodness and Life and Their Praises and Prayers to Him.
He also plans and controls The Dispersal and Disposals of the sons and daughters of Lucifer.
He has been The Judge of all Things from the beginning and will remain so ad infinitum.
The Hebrews call Him YHWH. The Greeks call Him Yahweh. The Vulgate calls Him Jehovah. The Yorubas call Him Olodumare. And The KJV gives us GOD not god.

annunaki2:
Very daft thread.

alBHAGDADI:
Seun won't close this thread cos it was opened by a fellow atheist of his to mock Christianity. But when a Christian exposes the ills of Islam, the person gets banned and the thread blocked.

alBHAGDADI:
Seun won't close this thread cos it was opened by a fellow atheist of his to mock Christianity. But when a Christian exposes the ills of Islam, the person gets banned and the thread blocked.

Zoharariel:
An educative thread. @OP chop knuckle

alBHAGDADI:
Seun won't close this thread cos it was opened by a fellow atheist of his to mock Christianity. But when a Christian exposes the ills of Islam, the person gets banned and the thread blocked.

realmindz:
Yaweh protects people for a living. He is an insurer, a counsellor, comforter and giver in times of needs.

Hurray! can't you see Yaweh is so good to us.

You need not to ever worry of ANYTHING IN LIFE, all you need to do is simply ssubscribe to Yaweh's services and you and your loved ones will never know needs nor suffer any calamity.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS (YAWEH & SONS ENTERPRISES

You will be guaranteed for life if only you abide by these terms and conditions:

1. COMMISSION AND FEES: This is non-negotiable, 10% to be paid monthly on monthly income. A list is sent to yaweh every month of those who have paid and those with outstanding obligations, debtors shall be disconnected immediately from the services without consideration of past payments until all dues are cleared.

2. YOU WON'T NEED ANY OF THESE ANYMORE:
a. Car insurance
b. life insurance
c.. Health insurance etc

Going for worldly insurance policies is a total display of lack of faith in "Yaweh and Sons Enterprises" and shall be considered a breach of contract.

3. APPRECIATION
This is very key to sustain the contract, you MUST show daily appreciation and shower praises to the CEO every minute and every day for every fortune encountered and miraculous events enjoyed.

4. DISCLAIMER: As against No. 4, for every bad luck encountered and calamity suffered, the devil and you are solely responsible. However, you must still shower praises to the CEO for limiting damages suffered to a considerable level.

5. MONOPOLY: complementing No.1 and 2, Please note the Yaweh & Sons Enterprises have the patent right of protection. On no condition should you ever subscribe to any other policy.
Subscribing to Yaweh's services is out of freewill, however, Yaweh shall send the devourers to devour those who are yet to be convinced about our services.

We hope you enjoy our services, Yaweh and Sons Enterprises, a sure gaurantee to living a good life.

ABOUT YAWEH
Yaweh started from a humble beginning as he started with nothing, he relocated from space about some billions of years ago 6000 years ago. He started his career on earth by creating the whole universe and planet earth, then he created his employees who are also his clients to till the soil and render monthly dues as a source of revenue.
Monthly dues use to be inform of livestocks until recent civilizations.
find out more about Yaweh in his ancient book #bible

cc. seun, hopefullandlord, Gboyee4fun, Anonymous, Wildrea7 Orunto27, Blueagent, Hahn, otemanuduno bennyann

otemanuduno:
can't Yahweh close it himself. C'mon, he has done awesome things in the past. May his soul rest in peace in his spiritual cage.

hermeslavey:
why are christain's seeing this, as a mockry ? is this not the same thing that their pastors teaches them ?

orunto27:
I don't know Yaweh but I know Yahweh. Yahweh is Greek, which I don't speak. I do subscribe my Tithes, my 10% to Olodumare who is my Instructor, because He teaches me all I know.

orunto27:
I don't know Yaweh but I know Yahweh. Yahweh is Greek, which I don't speak. I do subscribe my Tithes, my 10% to Olodumare yahweh who is my Instructor, because He teaches me all I know.

realmindz:

Olodumare and Yaweh are never same.
This is what you get when others write your history for you. Emancipate yourself from mental slavery.
Yaweh was never Olodumare, they are different

realmindz:


Good, make sure u don't default so the devourers won't be unleashed on u