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8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by GloriaSabipeepz(m): 3:06am On Mar 18, 2017
So it's probably fair to say that if you've ever had sex, you've tried missionary before.

Because it's so basic, some might claim that it's boring, but as an outspoken proponent of the classic move, I think guy-on-top definitely has its perks. These include, but are not limited to, amazing eye contact, mouth availability for kissing, and the view—obvi.

With that in mind, there are a few things all dudes think about when they're on top, making sweet, sweet, extremely basic love to you.

1. Put your feet up girl, I got this..
2. I can't come yet
3. Are you enjoying this?
4. Should I kiss you

See Full Details: http://sabipeepz.com/2017/03/18/8-thoughts-every-guy-has-during-missionary-position/

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by QueenSuccubus(f): 6:10am On Mar 18, 2017
grin


One of the most boring and irritating position ever... undecided angry

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by LOVEGINO(m): 6:31am On Mar 18, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


One of the most boring and irritating position ever... undecided angry
which is ur favourite?

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Cutehector(m): 7:04am On Mar 18, 2017
Fvck I hate missionary ... My mind ain't even there

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by potent5(m): 7:15am On Mar 18, 2017
Op is sowing a dangerous seed that could germinate and bear bad fruits this weekend. Softly Softly.

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Nobody: 7:31am On Mar 18, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


One of the most boring and irritating position ever... undecided angry
Lol, seems like you love sex a lot. I know your type!
Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by DeBlessedOne(m): 7:42am On Mar 18, 2017
Not a fan of missionary atall. I could start there but cnt stay there for more than 1 minute. I'd loose my erection.
Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 7:43am On Mar 18, 2017
I prefer doggie when fucking a fat ass babe and monkey when ripping a slim babe

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Kakamorufu(m): 7:48am On Mar 18, 2017
well. me like missionary before. not until I jam dis palmchat girl.

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by metallisc(m): 7:57am On Mar 18, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


One of the most boring and irritating position ever... undecided angry


i hope you know there are varied positions of missionary that will drive to outer space and back?

if you don't know, then you need to come for some extra lectures... and you need to change to a new bobo that knows whatsup in da ozza room! grin grin grin grin
Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Paschal60: 8:05am On Mar 18, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


One of the most boring and irritating position ever... undecided angry

Come lemme teach you another style of missionary. we will END IT AT THE BACK grin

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Nobody: 8:19am On Mar 18, 2017
my first sex must be missionary style.

T34M V1RG1N

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Medunah: 8:47am On Mar 18, 2017
Lol now, everyone hates missionary? undecided

Like sey nor be missionary them take born most of una

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by shinarlaura(f): 9:17am On Mar 18, 2017
Medunah:
Lol now, everyone hates missionary? undecided

Like sey nor be missionary them take born most of una

Lol.... help me tell them ooo

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by shinarlaura(f): 9:19am On Mar 18, 2017
Am still a virgin.

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by BiafraBushBoy(m): 9:35am On Mar 18, 2017
shinarlaura:
Am still a virgin.


Lol.
Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Nobody: 9:38am On Mar 18, 2017
shinarlaura:
Am still a virgin.


Lookatew

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Deejay1000(m): 10:04am On Mar 18, 2017
shinarlaura:
Am still a virgin.
primary virgin abi secondary virgin

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by gqboyy(m): 10:13am On Mar 18, 2017
je suis vierge
Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by GloriaSabipeepz(m): 10:14am On Mar 18, 2017
Lol see dem claimin dey hate missionary style, weda u like it or not, u must start with it first

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by shinarlaura(f): 10:55am On Mar 18, 2017
Aderola15:


Lookatew

grin my pp how far. Hope the night was good
Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by shinarlaura(f): 10:55am On Mar 18, 2017
Deejay1000:

primary virgin abi secondary virgin

grin grin. Are u doubting me? wink
Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Dannidom(m): 11:42am On Mar 18, 2017
No thanks I prefer girl on top #bosslike while she do her thang

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Dannidom(m): 11:47am On Mar 18, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


One of the most boring and irritating position ever... undecided angry
Come lemme spoon you
Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by stubornnn: 11:49am On Mar 18, 2017
Aderola15:


Lookatew

Hi, so you living in Ibadan... right?
Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Nobody: 11:52am On Mar 18, 2017
stubornnn:


Hi, so you living in Ibadan... right?

Yeskeh
Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by stubornnn: 12:03pm On Mar 18, 2017
Aderola15:


Yeskeh

Wow... So cool. I have always wanted to meet a nairalander one on one.

Can we hangout at palms mall today or tomorrow?
Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by GloriaSabipeepz(m): 12:07pm On Mar 18, 2017
stubornnn:


Hi, so you living in Ibadan... right?

Konji alert, na sambisa she dey

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Nobody: 12:09pm On Mar 18, 2017
stubornnn:


Wow... So cool. I have always wanted to meet a nairalander one on one.

Can we hangout at palms mall today or tomorrow?

Sorry but nope. smiley

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by dacovajnr: 12:12pm On Mar 18, 2017
shinarlaura:
Am still a virgin.

I blv you

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Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by stubornnn: 12:18pm On Mar 18, 2017
Aderola15:


Sorry but nope. smiley

Playing hard to get undecided

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