#FACT 1: 
Any female nairalander always talking about handsome guys, hot guys, asking/rating guys' cute photos and obsessed about how handsome a guy looks is ugly in real life or not so attractive physically!

Supporting reason: most pretty girls don't usually like handsome guys, and also most handsome guys don't droll much over pretty ladies, they are mostly attracted to a lady's success, sadly.‎

‎#FACT 2:
Any male nairalander always castigating unemployed ladies or preaches 'don't date or marry a broke/jobless lady' is definitely broke in real life!

Supporting reason: most broke, unambitious and lazy guys prefer to date working class or rich ladies because they want easy way to financial success!

#FACT 3:
‎Any female nairalander that is always talking about sex, intimacy and highly-intimate related things is mostly likely a virgin in real life, have very minute experience about sex and probably below 24yrs.

#FACT 4:
Any male nairalander always talking about luxury cars, if he is not a car blogger, he is broke and have no car and probably fantasizing about owning a car one day.

#FACT 5:
Any nairalander always giving dating and relationship advice is most likely single and lonely in real life, please help them out by showing them love.

#FACT 6:
Any nairalander who frequents the literature section is mostly likely a nerd and also an introvert.

#FACT 7:
Any female nairalander always changing her dp with sexy photos taken in very fine and luxury environments is most likely a runs girl, and also unemployed and bored, if you are a rich male nairalander‎, go for her!

#FACT 8:
Any male nairalander always arguing and commenting on politics section is a political fanatics, unemployed/under-employed, currently not doing well financially and seeking for political connection to get through in life. 

#FACT 9:
Any popular nairalander that is not a mod is most like unemployed, under-employed and have lots of free time to play. Don't expect much if you are meeting them in real life, lower your expectation physically, financially, otherwise.

#FACT 10:
Any female nairalander always visiting the romance section is either single/lonely, heartbroken or in an unhappy relationship. And any female nairalander always on the family session is either divorced, in an abusive/unhappy marriage or having marital issues, please help them with encouraging words if you can.‎

Na true o

cant read this for now

which category OP come belong to?

LOL

Fact 2 is very wrong.
If you date a broke ass lady, she can never be loyal to you because she sees dating as a means of income.
Once another guy comes around, she will decide to open another branch with the guy.
I can never date a broke ass lady, and I'm not a broke guy. Its just common sense.

funny but kinda true though IMO

op, lemme verify your claims, brb

#FACT 6: Any nairalander who frequents the literature section is mostly likely a nerd and also an introvert.

Total bullshit. Know what it takes to be a nerd? Nah, you don't

#FACT 9: Any popular nairalander that is not a mod is most like unemployed, under-employed and have lots of free time to play. Don't expect much if you are meeting them in real life, lower your expectation physically, financially, otherwise.

Chisos Tosyne2much, guess we shouldn't expect much from you then

No 10 is crap.

humilitypays:
#FACT 1: 
Any female nairalander always talking about handsome guys, hot guys, asking/rating guys' cute photos and obsessed about how handsome a guy looks is ugly in real life or not so attractive physically!

Supporting reason: most pretty girls don't usually like handsome guys, and also most handsome guys don't droll much over pretty ladies, they are mostly attracted to a lady's success, sadly.‎

‎#FACT 2:
Any male nairalander always castigating unemployed ladies or preaches 'don't date or marry a broke/jobless lady' is definitely broke in real life!

Supporting reason: most broke, unambitious and lazy guys prefer to date working class or rich ladies because they want easy way to financial success!

#FACT 3:
‎Any female nairalander that is always talking about sex, intimacy and highly-intimate related things is mostly likely a virgin in real life, have very minute experience about sex and probably below 24yrs.

#FACT 4:
Any male nairalander always talking about luxury cars, if he is not a car blogger, he is broke and have no car and probably fantasizing about owning a car one day.

#FACT 5:
Any nairalander always giving dating and relationship advice is most likely single and lonely in real life, please help them out by showing them love.

#FACT 6:
Any nairalander who frequents the literature section is mostly likely a nerd and also an introvert.

#FACT 7:
Any female nairalander always changing her dp with sexy photos taken in very fine and luxury environments is most likely a runs girl, and also unemployed and bored, if you are a rich male nairalander‎, go for her!

#FACT 8:
Any male nairalander always arguing and commenting on politics section is a political fanatics, unemployed/under-employed, currently not doing well financially and seeking for political connection to get through in life. 

#FACT 9:
Any popular nairalander that is not a mod is most like unemployed, under-employed and have lots of free time to play. Don't expect much if you are meeting them in real life, lower your expectation physically, financially, otherwise.

#FACT 10:
Any female nairalander always visiting the romance section is either single/lonely, heartbroken or in an unhappy relationship. And any female nairalander always on the family session is either divorced, in an abusive/unhappy marriage or having marital issues, please help them with encouraging words if you can.‎

That no 5 is too obvious on nairaland.

Op is so on point, except no#6 am aren't a nerd or introvert bt I frequent literature section

Nicely written. So op, does this mean tosyne2much is single? #fact5

lala,this one must not smell fp!!!!!

yawns... abeg. what is a nairalander?

rawgurl:
Op is so on point, except no#6 am aren't a nerd or introvert bt I frequent literature section

... So fact 7 applies to you

.

SirWere:


Total bullshit. Know what it takes to be a nerd? Nah, you don't



Chisos Tosyne2much, guess we shouldn't expect much from you then

You shouldn't expect much from me because I no dey form nah... I no be those guys wey dey form levels for here nah

234GT:
Fact 2 is very wrong.
If you date a broke ass lady, she can never be loyal to you because she sees dating as a means of income.
Once another guy comes around, she will decide to open another branch with the guy.
I can never date a broke ass lady, and I'm not a broke guy. Its just common sense.

my real guy

234GT:
Fact 2 is very wrong.
If you date a broke ass lady, she can never be loyal to you because she sees dating as a means of income.
Once another guy comes around, she will decide to open another branch with the guy.
I can never date a broke ass lady, and I'm not a broke guy. Its just common sense.

rawgurl:
Op is so on point, except no#6 am aren't a nerd or introvert bt I frequent literature section

how can you say am aren't a nerd..


I am not a nerd. Simple

Easy

Cutehector:
how can you say am aren't a nerd..

I am not a nerd. Simple

The facts applicable to me are all wrong,sadly.

malificent:
Easy

My correction wasnt projecting any form of harsh tone na

Exactly what has been my thoughts for a while now. Especially those virgins that cant stop talking about sex.

Madam go and do it and lets have peace.

hmmm

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rawgurl:


are u that jobless ?

jobless for correcting you?, am sure this is the sort of attitude you will inculcate to your children.

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