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My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 8:53pm On Mar 31, 2017
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by eezeribe(m):
the op actually wished he had up to 100k,but then he realised that what he had in his account was not up to 10k,he decided to change it to April fool.

ONLY A REAL FOOL WILL DECLARE APRIL FOOL ON 31ST NIGHT.

As the Op decided to Taunt people with 5k... May the labour market continue to Taunt him with job offers.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ozuru(m): 9:02pm On Mar 31, 2017
Remember me
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by DaniDani(m): 9:04pm On Mar 31, 2017
For real? Serious? Wooooow. I am happy for you, hope to share my own success story one day. Truly Nairaland has been a light on the path of many. Of a Truth, Seun, you have made a positive impact in your world. Thank God for you my brother.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 9:05pm On Mar 31, 2017
ozuru:
Remember me
Your acct numb?
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by PIPPROF(m): 9:05pm On Mar 31, 2017
nice one bro
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by EbukaHades10(m):
We,sorry,I dey wait. Infact,night vigil 4 here till i get my 5k. 0151869005 Obeta Ebuka Gilbert,GTB
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by INTROVERT1: 9:07pm On Mar 31, 2017
5k.....that's nice.........what is the criteria
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by PIPPROF(m):
DDeliverer:
Your acct numb?
and all of you guys will fall for this upcoming April fool



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by succyreal(m): 9:08pm On Mar 31, 2017
congrt bros am so happy for you.
pls remember me too

3029082462 First bank
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Vhicthorade(m):
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody:
U no gbadun o
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Judasjudas(m):
__ undecided__
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 9:13pm On Mar 31, 2017
INTROVERT1:
5k.....that's nice.........what is the criteria
Criteria kwa? Just Drop ya Acct number dear.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Omoluabi16(m):
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.


Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticlala
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew
lol. april fool kwa?
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Homeboiy: 9:14pm On Mar 31, 2017
pls i broke pass wood

ecobank 4611062623


name: E. c. o
God bless u
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by LAFO:
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.


Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticlala
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew


Even Seun fell for this
Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by sagacious2016:
I'm really happy for you
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by INTROVERT1: 9:16pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
Criteria kwa? Just Drop ya Acct number dear.
Gtbank

0231078347

It will go a long way
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Repairnigeria(m): 9:16pm On Mar 31, 2017
great and torching
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Debzdgoddess(f): 9:17pm On Mar 31, 2017
Ecobank .. 3101897973
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by AntiZombie:
DDeliverer:
Criteria kwa? Just Drop ya Acct number dear.
idiooot undecided undecided undecided undecided


playing April fo0ol on people
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by prince9851(m):
Ddeliverer 3107857702 first bank
I know say this guy wan do us April fool
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by INTROVERT1: 9:19pm On Mar 31, 2017
Can't wait to give testimony here soon

Ddleverer....

I am one of the five

Gtbank

0231078347
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ak22(m):
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Homeboiy: 9:22pm On Mar 31, 2017
oga iam waiting oo
4611062623
ecobank
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by naetocm(m):
12345678910 April fool Bank
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by sammyobi584:
hmm amazing
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by his2017: 9:27pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
Criteria kwa? Just Drop ya Acct number dear.
0121014354 etop gtb
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody:
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.


Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticlala
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by I2amah(m): 9:29pm On Mar 31, 2017
5321100601 ecobank
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ezyk(m):
Bros u no try
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