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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by nepapole(m): 12:16am On Apr 01, 2017

Smh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by giftedart: 12:16am On Apr 01, 2017

2063416981
uba
pls am a student, i really need it please

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Elparaiso(m): 12:53am On Apr 01, 2017

I'm really happy that this was a prank. It just shows how much unverified information Nairaland promotes. Negodu, just negodu.

Lalasticlala just pushed a prank to front page, I hope you are happy?

Seun, I saw you viewing. Please, just take a look at your forum. I'm pretty sure you didn't have this in mind when you built the site.

Also, beg your moderators to remove the other useless stories and Instagram posts on Nairaland.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Ekakamba: 12:58am On Apr 01, 2017

Don't mind the lazy bones (indirect beggars). We're the cause of our problems. That's why the rich keep getting richer and the poor poorer. Useless country, stupid citizens. Awoof Awoof Awoof is all the care about. Even the nairaland so called big 'monikers' dey drop account number. Mtcheeew.

stagger:
Nigerians must be the laziest bones on the planet. See how people are busy dropping account numbers for 5,000. Can't one person offer to do some sort of work for the OP in his new role for something better? Won't that carry more value?

What bull crap is this?

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Chidinmaluv22(f): 1:01am On Apr 01, 2017

Wch bank will be easier for you to do transfer
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Ekakamba: 1:02am On Apr 01, 2017

If this thread is a prank, walahi it's a very good one. We can use the data to know the percentage of N5k lovers niccas/biatches on nairaland. Plus, the account numbers go make us know some anonymous ediots real names. grin

Elparaiso:
I'm really happy that this was a prank. It just shows how much unverified information Nairaland promotes. Negodu, just negodu.

Lalasticlala just pushed a prank to front page, I hope you are happy?

Seun, I saw you viewing. Please, just take a look at your forum. I'm pretty sure you didn't have this in mind when you built the site.

Also, beg your moderators to remove the other useless stories and Instagram posts on Nairaland.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by jidobaba(m): 1:04am On Apr 01, 2017

Chidinmaluv22:
Wch bank will be easier for you to do transfer

00396..union bank
OVictoria

Baby girl. You go school so? You nor even take time to read, just dey rush register for site cos of 5k?
Pm me. cool

Make I 'do transfer'.

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Chidinmaluv22(f): 1:04am On Apr 01, 2017

congrat

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Ekakamba: 1:06am On Apr 01, 2017

Hola

Chidinmaluv22:
Wch bank will be easier for you to do transfer

0039641828..union bank
Okonkwo chidinma Victoria

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by mayorkent(m): 1:19am On Apr 01, 2017

lol.
Nigerians self.see as some people day explain their life history.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by blixxman: 1:34am On Apr 01, 2017

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by blixxman: 1:47am On Apr 01, 2017

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Where can I buy a cheap Car in Nigeria?
Where can I buy a cheap refurbished Cisco switch in Nigeria?
Where can I buy a cheap IP phones in Nigeria?
Where can I buy a cheap VoIP Server in Nigeria?
Contact bonaza@ozone.com.ng
Visit our website www.ozone.com.ng
They do door delivery in Nigeria

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The website is www.ozone.com.ng
There’s nothing you will not find on that website Ozone Nigeria is the popular name. Just try it.
There’s even a youtube video that will show you how to register on Ozone. See link below.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ngmgeek(m): 1:54am On Apr 01, 2017

DDeliverer:

Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

I knew that's where you are headed to but you are really very smart, honestly. It shows how gullible and vulnerable we really are. i almost caught you though cheesy

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Tabbaz(m): 1:55am On Apr 01, 2017

shugaplum:
As the supervisor of the conpany,pls if there is still vacancy in the company,I am very much interested, i read accountancy....tnx.

next time mention moniker to aid quick response. good luck

cc: DDeliverer

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by mayorkent(m): 1:55am On Apr 01, 2017

blixxman:
Ozone.com.ng is the leading online ecommerce in Nigeria. The sell and ship the following items to Nigeria at ridiculously cheap price.
New and used laptops, Cisco Routers, IP phones, smart phones, cisco switches, clothing, shoes and many more
If you are asking where can I buy a cheap laptop in Nigeria?
Where can I buy a cheap Car in Nigeria?
Where can I buy a cheap refurbished Cisco switch in Nigeria?
Where can I buy a cheap IP phones in Nigeria?
Where can I buy a cheap VoIP Server in Nigeria?
Contact bonaza@ozone.com.ng
Visit our website www.ozone.com.ng
They do door delivery in Nigeria

There is a new website where you can buy and list things online in Nigeria. I have been using this website for some time now. Just last month I sold several items on this website. I am so happy I got to know about the site. You can register with them and start making money. They also bring a lot of things like Laptops, phones, IT equipment and many more and they will deliver to your door. I will recommend them any day.
The website is www.ozone.com.ng
There’s nothing you will not find on that website Ozone Nigeria is the popular name. Just try it.
There’s even a youtube video that will show you how to register on Ozone. See link below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99YYVL7nO8I

outrageous prices

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ugonna1054(m): 2:30am On Apr 01, 2017

mayorkent:
lol.
Nigerians self.see as some people day explain their life history.

Lmaoo...as in ehn

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by sen2paco: 2:33am On Apr 01, 2017

See as dem dey beg for 5k....what a shame! From page 1 to 15 acc numbers still rolling in...una no dey fear throwin out ur personal details just like that on a public platform??

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ugonna1054(m): 2:35am On Apr 01, 2017

the thread was posted in d jokes section and today being april fool's day....people were still blind nd gullible to drop their acc details... nawa o...

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ugonna1054(m): 2:39am On Apr 01, 2017

jobbitto:
Godbless u as u av remembered us.
my account name Fabian Anierobi bank UBA bank Account number: 2089501971
thank you as I remain yours sincerely,
Fabian Anierobi

this one turned it to formal letter o chaii.....

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by segunk1(m): 2:43am On Apr 01, 2017

Chriswazo:
Abulor Segunk1, where are you what's happening to my people, kai! Suffering is too much in this land, imagine everyone begging online.
Brother ddeliverer, God almighty will replenish u, am sure of 1 thing, that u can never go under for giving over, ur journey has only started, Get ready, i would love to read more of testimonies cos I know it will come. Good luck!

Yhmmmm just observing with my bowl of guguru.

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ugonna1054(m): 2:49am On Apr 01, 2017

SnowJay92:

That's the spirit, always remembering your roots. What sector are you in bro? I may not get the 5k but I'd wa t us to be friends, if that's okay by you.

makes me remember that song "when money dey, friends go com, whn moni no dey friends no go com. grin

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by jaey(m): 2:50am On Apr 01, 2017

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ugonna1054(m): 2:50am On Apr 01, 2017

jaey:

A closed mouth is a closed destiny. I know that by now you might have gotten more than 20, but there is no harm in trying cos the 5k would go a long way.

please read previous posts..thanks

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by jaey(m): 2:59am On Apr 01, 2017

ugonna1054:
please read previous posts..thanks

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by jaey(m): 3:06am On Apr 01, 2017

ugonna1054:
please read previous posts..thanks

Don't say it out loud o. lol

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by prynsex(m): 3:09am On Apr 01, 2017

i dnt no if i will get it bt faith told me to post my acc to 0148026365 GTB,,,,,help the needy

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 4:22am On Apr 01, 2017

DDeliverer:

Your acct numb?

april fool

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Naazz: 4:32am On Apr 01, 2017

Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Prettychiz4real(f): 6:00am On Apr 01, 2017

DDeliverer:

Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

April fool? In this day and age? I think it's childish. It isn't fair on your part to do that to us knowing that everyone needs money. So, you're happy now, abi?.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by albacete(m): 6:07am On Apr 01, 2017

There is serious hunger in the land. Even if he meant it, there's no point sending account details when it is obvious he has gotten the required number he needed.

Someone will still come online and drop his account details and say his case is different. So he should leave people that dropped theirs on page 1 and pick yours because your case is different?

Anyways,

Happy April Fools Day.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ezechueze(m): 6:14am On Apr 01, 2017

eezeribe:
the op actually wanted to give out 100k... But then he realised that what he had in his account was only 10k,he decided to change it to April fool.

ONLY A REAL FOOL WILL DECLARE APRIL FOOL ON 31ST NIGHT.

Truth

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Elnino4ladies: 6:33am On Apr 01, 2017

ugonna1054:
this one turned it to formal letter o chaii.....

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