DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

ngmgeek:


Don't dare hackers. The last thing any right think person should give up is his account number, ok.

eezeribe:
the op actually wished he had up to 100k,but then he realised that what he had in his account was not up to 10k,he decided to change it to April fool.

ONLY A REAL FOOL WILL DECLARE APRIL FOOL ON 31ST NIGHT.

As the Op decided to Taunt people with 5k... May the labour market continue to Taunt him with job offers.

zhemyfresh:
LMAO

DDeliverer

nice one

Seun see your life

lemme come and be going

ugonna1054:
makes me remember that song "when money dey, friends go com, whn moni no dey friends no go com.

SnowJay92:


Lol, I didn't ask for money, did I? LMAO. I'd still want to be his friend all the same, very humorous guy.

DDeliverer:


Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

prynsex:
i dnt no if i will get it bt faith told me to post my acc to 0148026365 GTB,,,,,help the needy

jidobaba:

Well we're in trouble if people can be this beggarly when it's not even drought and famine in the land. Tell me they won't vote Dino Melaye for president for 5k.
Parroting 'my case is different'. No homs, your case is far from different. Take that to the bank.

1. This culture of reward for no work, of 'unmerited' favor, it has to end. It is at the root of our problems as a country.

2. Ddeliverer, I question the decision making skills of your benevolent CEO. Hiring a stranger on a whim and paying 3months wages upfront is quite silly and pointless, if at all true.

3. No man born of a woman, regular member on nairaland recieves 3-4 pms daily, not even Seun. Gtfoh

DDeliverer:


Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

ForValour:
Bros abeg no pranking ooo ACCESS B 0049485310

armadeo:



Pointing no 1 is destroying this country. See how people are revealing thier accounts online for 5k.


Account number n be used to trace your name..

Take that to Facebook and those peeps who don't believe in privacy are exposed.

The rest is up to whoever traced you there.

DDeliverer:


Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

AsianTotal:
If this turns out to be April Fool joke I will be so disappointed in the O.P. The guy said 20 people but more than 100 Account Numbers have been dropped. Hmmm, Nigerians are just too gullible. bohari has completely destroyed this country.

eezeribe:
the op actually wished he had up to 100k,but then he realised that what he had in his account was not up to 10k,he decided to change it to April fool.

ONLY A REAL FOOL WILL DECLARE APRIL FOOL ON 31ST NIGHT.

As the Op decided to Taunt people with 5k... May the labour market continue to Taunt him with job offers.

2049242072
Bank UBA...
During the transfer,for name confirmation,the initial letter of each name starts with E.. (EEE)
This is so kind of the op,once I get my alert,I will testify with my FTC.
May God bless and prosper you more.

PIPPROF:




and all of you guys will fall for this upcoming April fool

me too
0007200122 ACCESS
name initials S.Y

zpakln:
forming smart this was your initial reaction oya na... deny it! I will expose ya'll

DDeliverer:


Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

NonFarmPayrol:



at least they removed from front page




the op has now exposed a lot of people to danger.

its not fair when you reason that the same thing he is using to do april fool. is same approach they used in giving him money in his previous thread

lalasticlala seun mynd44 please delete this thread too many account numbers

ladyF:


This is very very insensitive...

Tabbaz:


the OP is crazy. he deserve 10year ban

modelsms10:


Not dont dare hackers. Just tell me wat they can do.

ngmgeek:

What am I, your teacher? Go back to school then!