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Why You Need To Modify Your Sexual Fantasy? by Nobody: 11:12am On Apr 01, 2017
The reason is simple, To live long guys. With the way men are dying during sexual romp, one needs to watch out for his health. Most girls have 'in-built tramadol' cheesy. Dem nor dey tire.

The normal way of sex before is missionary style for 5 minutes, den you 'water her plant.' nw oyibo has formatted our idea on sex.

Now all I[we] think off is how to injure a girl [some one who should be seen like a sister] in bed. Paradoxically, we suffer from it. Imagine a 65 years old man lodging two young girls, without putting an ambulance on alert.

#use.your.head
Re: Why You Need To Modify Your Sexual Fantasy? by QueenSuccubus(f): 11:18am On Apr 01, 2017
shocked



I don't get it?
Re: Why You Need To Modify Your Sexual Fantasy? by Saintthug(m): 11:20am On Apr 01, 2017
What sorta fvckery is this?
Re: Why You Need To Modify Your Sexual Fantasy? by Cjizzy(m): 11:25am On Apr 01, 2017
Ayam not understanding
Re: Why You Need To Modify Your Sexual Fantasy? by Nobody: 12:05pm On Apr 01, 2017
Cjizzy:
Ayam not understanding
lefulefu mimzyy jodha aderola15 epositive... Come and interprete
Re: Why You Need To Modify Your Sexual Fantasy? by Jodha(f): 10:02pm On Apr 01, 2017
redbeans:
lefulefu mimzyy jodha aderola15 epositive... Come and interprete
What the op is saying is that.. Y'all should give yah life to Christ and stop fornicating... In other not to die of sex grin grin

In others words wait till marriage.. But even when you're married... If yhur partner nah "egbewedger" for bedmatics.. Tell em to go easy... That you're not ready to die prematurely.. Not everyone has the strength.. grin

That's what I understand.. grin
Re: Why You Need To Modify Your Sexual Fantasy? by Nobody: 10:42pm On Apr 01, 2017
Jodha:
What the op is saying is that.. Y'all should give yah life to Christ and stop fornicating... In other not to die of sex grin grin

In others words wait till marriage.. But even when you're married... If yhur partner nah "egbewedger" for bedmatics.. Tell em to go easy... That you're not ready to die prematurely.. Not everyone has the strength.. grin

That's what I understand.. grin
hahahah so u con be thina?
Re: Why You Need To Modify Your Sexual Fantasy? by Nobody:
Jodha:
What the op is saying is that.. Y'all should give yah life to Christ and stop fornicating... In other not to die of sex grin grin

In others words wait till marriage.. But even when you're married... If yhur partner nah "egbewedger" for bedmatics.. Tell em to go easy... That you're not ready to die prematurely.. Not everyone has the strength.. grin

That's what I understand.. grin
tanchu.. Although, you edited some part sha... Sister j.odha smiley
Re: Why You Need To Modify Your Sexual Fantasy? by Nobody: 4:11am On Apr 02, 2017
Man. . . I have so many kinks. . .lmao. No weird ones though. If I don't end up famous or something I intend to try them all out on people I can hire from Craigslist or something grin grin
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