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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Shollyps(m): 10:29am On Apr 04, 2016

uglodoh:
It is only in ghastly accident that death does occur

no...it is a fatal accident when death is involved...
ghastly is close to death..............
fatal
adjective (not comparable)
Proceeding from, or appointed by, fate or destiny.
Foreboding death or great disaster.
Causing death or destruction.
(computing) Causing a sudden end to a program...................

.....................
ghastly
adjective (comparative ghastlyer, superlative ghastlyest)
Like a ghost in appearance; deathlike; pale; pallid; dismal.
Horrifyingly shocking.
Extremely bad.
The play was simply ghastly.

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Shollyps(m): 10:33am On Apr 04, 2016

omojesu202:
not everyone involved in fatal accident dies.

yea...but death must be involve sha. ..maybe one or two...

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Shollyps(m): 10:35am On Apr 04, 2016

repogirl:
figure of speech, okponu.

no mind the guy jare....taking things too serious.. lol....as if he don see hell before... it exist just in his imagination

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 11:25am On Apr 04, 2016

Sirmuel1:
This sentence wan tear my belle "I heard he placed a curse on the caller.."

The story funny sha, I just dey shine teeth

You're such a good writer.

Kudos!!!!

thanks boss

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by YGF07(m): 11:47am On Apr 04, 2016

repogirl:
I was already smiling before I started reading sef....just booking space..... Lemme go and continue.

Modified

Chai,you almost make me burn my soup on fire because I was reluctant to stop reading.

Very good job, perfectly written and funny as hell!

Biko which soup you cook.

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 12:18pm On Apr 04, 2016

freecocoa:
Kai! But you take style dull o.

lol

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by austin101: 12:31pm On Apr 04, 2016

naija my country

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by SamsonJohn743(m): 4:38pm On Apr 04, 2016

ClassCaptain:
yes sir..

Episode 3 sir

I was really catching my Fun looking for my next prey untill i came across a girl's name on my contact . .. We were quite close back then in the hood.

She had been disturbing me about her birthday coming up on april 8th before we had a little ish.

Quiet close automatically means you guys exchanged bank details huh

Issokay!

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by SamsonJohn743(m): 4:39pm On Apr 04, 2016

ClassCaptain:
yes sir..

Episode 3 sir

I was really catching my Fun looking for my next prey untill i came across a girl's name on my contact . .. We were quite close back then in the hood.

She had been disturbing me about her birthday coming up on april 8th before we had a little ish.

Quiet close automatically means you guys exchanged bank details huh

God is watching you in HD!:-(

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 6:00pm On Apr 04, 2016

SamsonJohn743:
Quiet close automatically means you guys exchanged bank details God is watching you in HD!:-(

lol
spiro4real , i sight you oo grin

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by SamsonJohn743(m): 6:38pm On Apr 04, 2016

ClassCaptain:
lol

spiro4real , i sight you oo

:-D

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 9:31pm On Apr 06, 2016

austin101:
naija my country

bro wetin do your country

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 11:31am On Apr 07, 2016

oglalasioux:
Please make a short comedy film out of this. It should be a narrative movie starting from your neighbour's husband. If you permit me I'll make a good screenplay out of it. Keep up the good work. Love it.

yes boss. I sent you an email and i have not seen your reply. Will be very much happy if you could proceed with the screen play..

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 7:50pm On Apr 12, 2016

Shollyps:
no...it is a fatal accident when death is involved...
ghastly is close to death..............
fatal
adjective (not comparable)
Proceeding from, or appointed by, fate or destiny.
Foreboding death or great disaster.
Causing death or destruction.
(computing) Causing a sudden end to a program...................

.....................
ghastly
adjective (comparative ghastlyer, superlative ghastlyest)
Like a ghost in appearance; deathlike; pale; pallid; dismal.
Horrifyingly shocking.
Extremely bad.
The play was simply ghastly.

the prof

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 8:06pm On Apr 12, 2016

SamsonJohn743:
:-D

who you epp

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 8:10pm On Apr 12, 2016

uglodoh:
It is only in ghastly accident that death does occur

prof

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 11:12pm On Jul 22, 2016

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by RaDaZaBaNa(m): 7:16pm On Aug 06, 2016

Ten over ten

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Nobody: 7:20pm On Aug 17, 2016

countrygirl try and read this short story

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Countrygirl(f): 8:03pm On Aug 17, 2016

Jarizod:
countrygirl try and read this short story

Okay.....i will now

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Countrygirl(f): 3:54pm On Aug 18, 2016

This is quite hilarious, thanks jarizod for mentioning me here.

Gazillion likes for classcaptain

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Nobody: 4:09pm On Aug 18, 2016

Countrygirl:
This is quite hilarious, thanks jariz.od for mentioning me here.

Gazillion likes for classcap.tain

I told u dear!

check out his other stories! u definitely gonna enjoy them I promise

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Countrygirl(f): 4:41pm On Aug 18, 2016

Jarizod:
I told u dear!

check out his other stories! u definitely gonna enjoy them I promise

Okay.....do you read other stories on lit section, am reading an interesting piece now and i will mention you if you wish

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Nobody: 5:00pm On Aug 18, 2016

Countrygirl:
Okay.....do you read other stories on lit section, am reading an interesting piece now and i will mention you if you wish

Truth is I just started reading literature and it's been funn! pls do mention me there

thanks

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by urahara(m): 1:36pm On Sep 12, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Episode Ten

i know sabi when i change everything to pidgin....

Ishilove, abeg abeg, please i take God beg u, even if na 10k help me send am back abeg.. *weeps*

abeg... Please.. I accept that am a fool... That you are not on my level. You are far better than me.

Chimo , please just send the money back ..

... I was already vibrating where i sat as mynd don dey disturb me with 16 missed calls already..

.so boo, are you saying you want your money back.... She finally replied after almost 30 mins.

..haa, ishi... Please ..haa.. Ok take 2k out of he money.. Send me all the money wey i add on top.. I take God beg you abeg... Please, i accept defeat oo

Not long after , i saw a message enter my phone with a different number..

The sum of 20 thousand has been transferred to your account from ishilove anyamuro...

Haa. To God be the Glory.. Haa, so people like this still exists on earth.. She after all decided to send the money back.... I cant thank her enough for this. God does work miracles.

I was strolling down to read the next lines when i saw

"April fool sir " with a smile smiley.

. Exactly the way i sent my pastor

Haha..

.
Funny You,boo you thought i will actually send back the money..you stingy lowlife ... You must be an idiot. Dont try calling me or try contacting me ever again in your life.. Your money should buy me a few ice creams and cover for some food on my birthday..

Thanks mugu

.. And if after all, you still want the money....

YOU CAN COME AND COLLECT IT..

My boss , u are a legendary writer

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Synord(m): 1:13pm On Apr 01, 2017

daddy yo

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Synord(m): 4:55pm On Apr 01, 2017

lalasticlala. repost to front page to match today's celebration grin

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 8:14pm On Apr 01, 2017

Countrygirl:
This is quite hilarious, thanks jarizod for mentioning me here.

Gazillion likes for classcaptain

thanks

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 9:36pm On Apr 01, 2017

urahara:
My boss , u are a legendary writer

appreciate boss

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by boomssey(f): 10:02pm On Apr 01, 2017

ClassCaptain:
Episode 2

I dialled his number.. Like 3 times. He no gree pick.. I tried it again twice. He didnt pick..

Haha maybe because na private number.. Abi pastor dey fear make he pick call may blood dey comot for mouth

I then used my second sim to text him that i have remmited the sum of 20,000 naira to his account for thanksgiving for a Miracle God did for me and another 20k for painting the church "s fence.

Less than 2 mins , the pastor called my 2nd sim and started raining prayers on me ..

The God that knows you and your deeds in secret will reward you.you will expand.. You will this, you will dat

baba no even check whether alert has entered or where i got the money from.. If i be armed robber or not, he no ask... Money is money

He asked of my identity but i simply replied..

Keep me anonymous.. And then ended the call.

I waited for like twenty minutes when the pastor would be wondering why the alert has not entered and then sent him the April fool text.
.

April Fool Sir.. Have a blessed day.. I replied back. I added the sir so the insult wouldnt be too grave.

I could imagine how painful it will be for the Man of God to check his phone expecting an alert of a loyal church member thanksgiving only to meet such a discouraging msg.

Am sure he must have opened the gates of hell and cursed me with the holy tongue and verily verily i say into you , his curse did work on me..

Omg LMFAO i can only imagine.

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 10:04pm On Apr 01, 2017

boomssey:
Omg LMFAO i can only imagine.

lol

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