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Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by Divay22(f): 10:27pm On Apr 08, 2017
Food and unity angry angry angry
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by nairascores: 10:27pm On Apr 08, 2017
I cant laugh ooo
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by olamilekside2: 10:27pm On Apr 08, 2017
grin Oya let all start recitn. Op open floor

Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by pmc01(m): 10:27pm On Apr 08, 2017
GloriaNinja:
I knew it, NOT ONLY TBOSS CAN NOT RECITE NATIONAL ANTHEM, NOT EVERYBODY CAN RECITE NIGERIA'S NATIONAL ANTHEM. ESPECIALLY IN THIS RECESSION PERIOD.

Madam, no be by force to comment. No offeinse!

Wetin bring recession enter this matter
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by policy12: 10:27pm On Apr 08, 2017
No be their faulfault
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by PeakMilkOfTexas(f): 10:28pm On Apr 08, 2017
pmc01:


This your username ought to be investigated by the DSS?
Whistleblower sighted!!! shocked shocked
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by kelvinUchiha(m): 10:28pm On Apr 08, 2017
Arise o compatriots grin grin

That guy must be an Afonja
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by hardeycute(m): 10:29pm On Apr 08, 2017
Bad
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by ayaside(m): 10:30pm On Apr 08, 2017
The joy of being a Nigerian.!!We always have something to laugh at amongst ourselves.
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by GloriaNinja(f): 10:30pm On Apr 08, 2017
pmc01:


Madam, no be by force to comment. No offeinse!

Wetin bring recession enter this matter
BUT Na BY FORCE TO POKE-NOSE AND QUOTE ME?

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Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by lilmax(m): 10:31pm On Apr 08, 2017
Tonymegabush1:
Sometimes I wonder If this ppl are paid just to b naughty n foolish dsame time but if all dis are not arranged then I wipe 4 our education
I wipe too

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Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by Quam7even(m): 10:33pm On Apr 08, 2017
And pple will be crucifying T....

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Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by Rakiticbarca: 10:35pm On Apr 08, 2017
Phi001:
I pledge to Nigeria my country
to be faithful, loyal and honest
to serve Nigeria with all my strength
to defend her unity
and uphold her honour and glory

So help me God(Amen).







100+ odds for you grin
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by Yuneehk(f): 10:39pm On Apr 08, 2017
permsec:
All this chitchat is just to bring anoda notion towards a particular contestant?

Shame!
Nna kee kwanu? Been a while
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by Phi001(m): 10:39pm On Apr 08, 2017
Rakiticbarca:
100+ odds for you grin
100 shocked shocked shocked shocked




Big uncle, what's the booking code, lemme goan stake with 10k grin
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by outflank: 10:40pm On Apr 08, 2017
lilmax:
I wipe too
You're not alone, Bruh...I wipe too.
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by mykel25(m): 10:40pm On Apr 08, 2017
Tonymegabush1:
Sometimes I wonder If this ppl are paid just to b naughty n foolish dsame time but if all dis are not arranged then I wipe 4 our education
...

Oga ure just the same.. For the fact that you're WIPING FOR OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM instead of weeping grin. OLODO RABATA

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Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by TeeFriz: 10:42pm On Apr 08, 2017
mrmrmister:
Even Politicians can't recite sh!t. undecided

And why the fuss about recitation?
Is there any point reciting what you won't fulfill?
Nigerians just love making a big deal out of nothing.



[What makes you different from them?
Savage
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by Tonymegabush1(m): 10:42pm On Apr 08, 2017
mrmrmister:
Even Politicians can't recite sh!t. undecided

And why the fuss about recitation?
Is there any point reciting what you won't fulfill?
Nigerians just love making a big deal out of nothing.



What makes you different from them?
..

Our education is in decadence Dstz my point did I blame any body in particular rather the educational system so read n comprehend b4 taking side
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by Shiitposter: 10:44pm On Apr 08, 2017
StreetTV:
A Nigerian that cannot recite the national pledge...is that one a Nigerian...see hilarious answers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Q2-kiS40Y&t=1s


those reaction meme's/GIF you put are soo lame, especially that fat white woman laughing, it just killed the humor and was so awkward. look for some unused clips of Mr Ibu.
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by Tonymegabush1(m): 10:46pm On Apr 08, 2017
mykel25:
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Oga ure just the same.. For the fact that you're WIPING FOR OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM instead of weeping grin
..


Tnx boss but I ain't an English man so far it's not my language anyhow I drop it


It's allowed
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by princeonx: 10:46pm On Apr 08, 2017
And when did they add "Amen" to it?
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by romancelanderr: 10:47pm On Apr 08, 2017
sadly most graduates can't. Shame on the educational system







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Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by exlinkleads(f): 10:47pm On Apr 08, 2017
illiterates full this country walai


i bet u have of our senators cannot recite that national pledge
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by mrmrmister: 10:47pm On Apr 08, 2017
Tonymegabush1:
..

Our education is in decadence Dstz my point did I blame any body in particular rather the educational system so read n comprehend b4 taking side

I understood what you meant perfectly.

I was only trying to tell you that you also play a role in the "decadence" undecided
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by mykel25(m): 10:50pm On Apr 08, 2017
Tonymegabush1:
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Tnx boss but I ain't an English man so far it's not my language anyhow I drop it


It's allowed

Don't justify rubbish Oga! U were crucifying some people and I pointed out your flaws too...... So acknowledge your ignorance n appreciate d correction

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Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by Nobody: 10:52pm On Apr 08, 2017
PeakMilkOfTexas:
cheesy cheesy
Fine bae
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by Nickizoe(f): 10:53pm On Apr 08, 2017
Twenty five kobo, ruler and pencil, to serve 9jiria is not by fork,
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by Mykelpato(m): 10:55pm On Apr 08, 2017
grin Yorubad boy
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by iammolise(m): 10:59pm On Apr 08, 2017
kingphilip:


And a person that cannot spell NATIONAL is that one worthy of conducting an interview

cheesy
Sinners criticizing sinners for Sinning differently.
Re: Recite The Nigerian National Pledge. See Hilarious Answers by Tobwins: 11:01pm On Apr 08, 2017
I pledge To my Nigeria my comic country to always pray for you when I have something to eat and cause our leaders when I av no food! So help me God. AMEN

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