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Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 5:38pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
Yay!!! Obinom has found love ..... Congrats dude...wishing you all the best in rove...*part of my ijebu self wants details in full (and pictures or it didn't happen ) Mr Pulchritudinous...hope she has that quality in full.. Tag: Obinoscopy 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by StateOfMind: 9:18pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
*chokes* |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 11:03pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
StateOfMind:Dude, is your jobless arss bored already? Go and study 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 4:46pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
StateOfMind:Too much agbalumo or whatever they call it is bad for you my dear..be careful o Awww.. miss this thread |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 4:53am On Jan 28, 2016 |
Alosiby. HI. Breathing, hi. Egghead, hi. |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 6:32pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Uncle screwface hi! How are you? What of the wife? and the children?? I send my greetings to everyone o |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 7:35pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Screwface: |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 7:26am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Thanks Ujsizzle 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by StateOfMind: 8:01am On Aug 14, 2016 |
breathing: Iya ibeji Phone got bad Friday night and is under repair till i'm convinced its time to buy a new one. . Hi alos |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by StateOfMind: 8:02am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Screwface: Hi groom |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 9:19am On Aug 14, 2016 |
StateOfMind:Lmao! Mad girl |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 7:09pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Screwface: So sorry for your loss, take heart. 2 Likes |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 9:05pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
@screwface sorry to hear about your loss.God knows 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 2:23pm On Apr 08, 2017 |
Hi Fyngal, welcome back, don't disappear again. Hi Sammiejo, what happened to your diary? Hi Luckygurl, no diary update in ages, how is final year? Hi Sapphiredamsel, did you get tired of weight watching |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 4:43pm On Apr 08, 2017 |
breathing:I can barely wait for ur BA/BS . it will be sooo full of drama lol. btw, ur EDD is on my wedding anniv. wish u a quick and painless labour and dellivery |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Giddyperson: 7:22pm On Apr 08, 2017 |
farydah:Lol Me I can't wait too tho I'm hoping for no drama How have you been |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 7:28pm On Apr 08, 2017 |
Giddyperson:lol. u shall deliver safely. I been alryt. more power to you |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 8:12am On Apr 09, 2017 |
farydah: @Farydah I can't wait for her EDD too hope you and the boys are doing great. @Fyngal welcome back your shout out had me giggling @breathing stop eating agbalumo/udara jare o :-/ |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 9:58pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
alosiby92:hey darl. I know right!? anywais we are all good. u? |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Sammiejo: 9:36am On Apr 10, 2017 |
breathing: My sister ,my schedule got extremely busy. Will get back when I can manage it better. |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Giddyperson: 11:23am On Apr 10, 2017 |
alosiby92:Udara is slowly going out of season, she's now into mangoes. Fyngal1 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Fyngal1(f): 10:50am On Apr 12, 2017 |
@alosiby92, happy long time no see. @breathing, i won't disappear again. no worry. meanwhile, i'm waiting for the BS o so that we can pop champagne 2 Likes |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 11:23pm On Apr 12, 2017 |
'The BS'- as told by @giddyperson I was walking on my way to work after my daily commute via keke napep (I'm too bougie for okadas plus my condition makes them scarier) when the first contractions started. I wouldn't have had to stress myself being last days to delivery but son of man had decided that morning to leave the house before me and take the car too. Like he forgot I needed to get to work biko. I had skipped breakfast because i was running late so grabbed the last few udaras in the kitchen before heading out. Lol. After the poop delivery I should know better but there's not much else I can stomach these days. Back to B.S.. so contractions started and all i could think was to tell little bubbles to stop disturbing me. After all we must both make it back home safely or at least to the work toilet. The pain was sharp but also didn't feel as exaggerated as all those nollywood films make it. With them Lord knows if the baby was holding a scissors and stabbing them behind the scenes. The pain was spaced out and I was able to carry out most of my work functions. Of course there was extra tasks dashed to me hohoho. As if they forgot it was a pregnant almost due woman they dumped on. If only my colleagues knew I soon wouldn't be around and they would need to do the yeye work themselves. I couldn't wait to give them the satisfaction sha. Around midday however the pains kept coming and going very quickly. I had messaged baby to hurry up and do fast as he could not forget my hospital bag. Hohoho. He told me he was ready for anything but said he knew I was just joking. I told him that was how I would just arrive home with a naked baby and no diapers from the hospital. He eventually took me seriously sha. At least enough to ask why I was being so dramatic. *rolls eyes * cause baby is here duh! Didn't wait long until my water broke. Was kind of embarrassed but what better way to announce to the office that I was going on maternity leave. Was rushed to hospital and on my way all i was thinking was that my sis was at CDS. Who was going to clean the house biko? And feed the omugwo guests? Plus baby wasn't answering his phone so I was pissed. Made it to the hospital to meet two fake smiling nurses. One of them had a loose braid wig and stuck her fat fingers down me to announce I was 7cm dilated. An hour later the Dr checked on me and said I was 10cm. Praise the Lord! I was later prepped for the delivery and held down while my legs were in the air Christmas chicken style. All the screaming and push push I expected to hear were not mentioned o. Braids wig was just telling me to breathe like a hippo and squeeze the baby out of my waist. I was exhausted but excited and couldn't wait to watch bubbles pop out. Eventually she came....i can't describe the moment or feeling cause she practically ripped my abdomen apart but seeing her (after she was cleaned up) was more than worth it. Baby eventually located me and later was gushing at how much the baby looks like his grandmother. *rolls eyes*. My perfect little one is finally here. At last....all my days in the pregnancy thread have come to an end (well till next baby ) and I can finally start asking weird new born questions. Breast feeding still feels weird but I'm getting used to it . Welcome Chinazam Ebube Alosiby Bright. Cant wait to officially send you on errands Disclaimer : The above was completely a work of fiction. Any and all criticism is appreciated. dedicated to all the impatient waiters anticipating the Real B.S. To my dearest @Giddyperson wishing you all the best and a safe delivery. This was written in anticipation and to hopefully make you laugh. All my love Alosiby 3 Likes |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Giddyperson: 4:27am On Apr 13, 2017 |
Lol Alos you are crazy, this is hilarious. I've long stopped work sha so water is not breaking in public and thanks for giving the baby such nice name |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 5:11am On Apr 13, 2017 |
Giddyperson: Lol. sorry o. Was being extra/trying to copy your writing style. Hope you're doing good sha. ehen wait o. no gist on baby shower @fyngal1: happy long time no see too where did you disappear to sef? @Farydah I'm fine. #wethankGod . lol. by the way the posts you share entertain me o. between you and breathing and giddyperson I feel like I've moved to the family section and bbnaija page....meanwhile when I go to the section on my own I never find such gisty threads and pages |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 5:23am On Apr 13, 2017 |
alosiby92:hahaha don't mind me jare. good to know you are doing well. how's your sister btw? |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 5:28am On Apr 13, 2017 |
farydah:My sister is fine and with my mum. She and I are doing long distance relationship so I hear from her at least once a week. wait o. isn't your anniversary some time this month?? |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 10:24am On Apr 13, 2017 |
alosiby92:that is good to hear. srent u just amazing tho! my anniversary is today. lol so happy 4th anniversay to us |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:52pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
farydah: Happy anniversary o madam!!! wow. it's been 4 years already? chai. mehn. I missed out on plenty wedding cake o. hope you and hubby had a lovely day. gist us if need be Here's to many more awesome years |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 3:00am On Apr 14, 2017 |
alosiby92:loool aaaamen dear. nothing went down jare. but we tank God |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Giddyperson: 6:43am On Apr 14, 2017 |
A late happy anniversary Farydah, wishing you many more years |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 6:55am On Apr 14, 2017 |
Giddyperson:tanx dearie. hoped you'd born yesterday esp when you went AWOL. lol. I pray God makes it easy for you ko. cheers |
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