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Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by omosedollar(op): 8:00am On Apr 13, 2017
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Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by QueenSuccubus(f): 8:04am On Apr 13, 2017
grin


Well, CUCUMBER is so universal tongue

It has a thousand uses cheesy grin

Lefulefu u wan cucumber lemonade? wink grin
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Nobody: 8:09am On Apr 13, 2017
Upcoming Gay
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Nobody: 8:10am On Apr 13, 2017
The idea of kissing another man repulses him but the thought of a penis buried in him gets him going....hmmmm
A no strings attached gay he is
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by alezzy13: 8:14am On Apr 13, 2017
I am not undertstand. He doesnt have an expandable vag***, so where exactly does he put the cucumberhuh
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by omosedollar(op): 8:28am On Apr 13, 2017
alezzy13:
I am not undertstand. He doesnt have an expandable vag***, so where exactly does he put the cucumberhuh
Really? With a straight face
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Nobody: 8:29am On Apr 13, 2017
endtime gay husband

Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by amylomo(f): 8:29am On Apr 13, 2017
Cucumber again... Yeye dey smell
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Luciferdevil(m): 8:30am On Apr 13, 2017
alezzy13:
I am not undertstand. He doesnt have an expandable vag***, so where exactly does he put the cucumberhuh
In his nose

Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Nobody: 8:31am On Apr 13, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Well, CUCUMBER is so universal tongue

It has a thousand uses cheesy grin

Lefulefu u wan cucumber lemonade? wink grin
yes but not in this gay lounge grin
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by QueenSuccubus(f): 8:54am On Apr 13, 2017
lefulefu:
yes but not in this gay lounge grin
grin


Come with me in za oza room , my lemonade is already been dripping wink

Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Nobody: 8:56am On Apr 13, 2017
You are possessed and you need deliverance.
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Nobody: 9:01am On Apr 13, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Come with me in za oza room , my lemonade is already been dripping wink
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by AlexCk: 9:01am On Apr 13, 2017
So apparently, sticking cucumber or something up his bum is pleasurable?? huh huh


What can i say, everyone with their weird sex life.

He should tell his wife sha, maybe not the cucumber part, but the fact that he'd like it if she played with his bum. *pukes*


But seriously sha, there are some crazy things that should be left or outgrow.
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Nobody: 9:08am On Apr 13, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Come with me in za oza room , my lemonade is already been dripping wink
on my way kiss kiss kiss

Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by McBrooklyn(m): 9:09am On Apr 13, 2017
L-O-L cheesy
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Lionessza(f): 9:18am On Apr 13, 2017
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Interesting undecided
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by dapsonlou(m): 10:45am On Apr 13, 2017
This is going to drive up the Price of cucumber.
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by QueenSuccubus(f): 10:47am On Apr 13, 2017
Babzilla:
shocked shocked shocked
grin grin


My cucumber lemonade will bring all these boiz in the yard cheesy
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by dapsonlou(m): 11:01am On Apr 13, 2017
AlexCk:
So apparently, sticking cucumber or something up his bum is pleasurable?? huh huh


What can i say, everyone with their weird sex life.

He should tell his wife sha, maybe not the cucumber part, but the fact that he'd like it if she played with his bum. *pukes*


But seriously sha, there are some crazy things that should be left or outgrow.
You can't tell a Naija Woman that o lol, my 1st gf left me Just because I suggested anal after 6yrs of dating to spice things up, she's not talking to me till date lmfao
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by AlexCk: 11:22am On Apr 13, 2017
dapsonlou:
You can't tell a Naija Woman that o lol, my 1st gf left me Just because I suggested anal after 6yrs of dating to spice things up, she's not talking to me till date lmfao
Lol

Nawa u o, lmao,

I don't think i can suggest that o, cuz i don't want anyone sticking anything up me bum, hence i won't even think of returning the favor.

grin grin tongue
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Lionessza(f): 11:23am On Apr 13, 2017
devilsdouble00:
The idea of kissing another man repulses him but the thought of a penis buried in him gets him going....hmmmm
A no strings attached gay he is
Hahahaha grin
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Safiaa(f): 11:32am On Apr 13, 2017
Loool

Definitely trying to decieve himself about his sexuality. He's bisexual.
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by KennyID17(m): 11:36am On Apr 13, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Come with me in za oza room , my lemonade is already been dripping wink
From d tight Asian bucket? cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by KennyID17(m): 11:41am On Apr 13, 2017
lefulefu:
on my way kiss kiss kiss
C as him dey fly coz him hear oza room grin grin

Btw, Lefulefu, u b my G na, weytin QueenSuccubus mean by za oza room? huh
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by QueenSuccubus(f): 11:49am On Apr 13, 2017
KennyID17:
From d tight Asian bucket? cheesy cheesy grin
grin


Hahahaaa..nope...its dripping from my mini lemonade jugs cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by KennyID17(m): 11:56am On Apr 13, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Hahahaaa..nope...its dripping from my mini lemonade jugs cheesy grin cheesy grin
This Asian geh keeps busting my brain cheesy cheesy cheesy

So i guess my assumption about d tight Asian bucket is correct afturaw grin grin cheesy
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Nobody: 12:18pm On Apr 13, 2017
KennyID17:
C as him dey fly coz him hear oza room grin grin

Btw, Lefulefu, u b my G na, weytin QueenSuccubus mean by za oza room? huh
grin grin grin grin grin grin
ur question na endtime question ooo grin

Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Nobody: 12:20pm On Apr 13, 2017
KennyID17:
From d tight Asian bucket? cheesy cheesy grin
no na lemonade bucket tongue cheesy
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by KennyID17(m): 12:21pm On Apr 13, 2017
lefulefu:
grin grin grin grin grin grin
ur question na endtime question ooo grin
Ansa joor angry

That movie poster tho grin grin grin
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Nobody: 12:39pm On Apr 13, 2017
Something must be wrong with my head, cos I thought the man said, he like using cucumber on himself.
Re: Nigerian Man, Happily Married For 2yrs,But Cant Stop Using A Cucumber On Himself by Nobody: 12:40pm On Apr 13, 2017
KennyID17:
Ansa joor angry

That movie poster tho grin grin grin
see d explanation grin

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