AlphaStyles:


girl why shey I no fine?

vanida6:
i dont tink have ever embarrased any man before,,,am hso kind to any man who come to me

ChopBellefull:

Lmao.. D girl was very funny o... Buh she told u dat one in private.. Nd dat made u chase money well i guess

Foxyn:
mine was when I told her to lick the finger I put in her yansh!

I was deeply embarrassed after I saw her reaction

lilmaydee:

Yes oo. omo boy just begin hustle real hard. Though she said the bitter truth but guess I wasn't expecting such utterances from her. Saw her recently though. She don born pikin n d guy no gree collect am na her mama house she still dey all those beauty wey dey shak me den don kpafuka

Stanleysteno:

u don reach here again abi, oya kneel down there *coming with my cane*

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

ChopBellefull:

Lol.. She gave u a good advice to chase money while she chased deek.. Irony

Foxyn:
runs outta thread

vanida6:
lolx

lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school

lilmaydee:

Yes oo. omo boy just begin hustle real hard. Though she said the bitter truth but guess I wasn't expecting such utterances from her. Saw her recently though. She don born pikin n d guy no gree collect am na her mama house she still dey all those beauty wey dey shak me den don kpafuka

Stevengerd:
Chai! Bro Were The Gal Kon Dey Naw

afoshat:
Actually there is this girl that i did wash a lil sha, i was at my school gate during the evening when i was jisting with my guy and buying suya arnd 7 pm while i was about turning around i had slightly hit this queen Elizabeth and i was like, haa sister sorry oooo, ha no vex the next was was, WHAT THE Bleep IS WRONG WITH U GUYS SEF, U BLIND, ehhh na so i fire back, look at this castrated chihuahua, u wear wonder bra and fake nyash u der waka like person wer dem don use anal finish, menh she never saw it coming, everybodys attention just turned to herand she just seighed and walked away, then i said yes ntooorrr

lilmaydee:
I went to my old neighbourhood to see some old friends after all these years and I saw her fetching water. I scanned her very well and noticed she has a protruding stomach, sagged bwest, pimples all over her face, unkempt hair. I felt bad. So I asked her what was she like this? She said it's because she was doing her laundry. She started famzing. I just bade her goodbye and left. I later got her story from my friends of how she was customer dada ni in the neighbourhood before she got pregnant and all the guys denied it. Though she said some horrible things that day. I can't just write them on here

Meklex:
I took her on a date and she insisted we have sex. Very embarrassing for me

NarnieSnyper:
Mine happened after a certain semester exam; I went to 'mesh'(mercenary) for my guy. Sat next to this pretty girl and after the exam we got talking.....the next day being Saturday, I was doing my usual Saturday morning road walk and she saw me and greeted me(for my mind I don hit green light).

The next semester, I saw this chick at an ATM stand, said hi to her, na so she just scan me head to feet and just threw her reply back at me like I was begging for it. Omo na so I lock up.
That day was a disaster for me because I still met a girl and tried talking to her, na so the girl just shun me.

I swear, I wore my lucky bracelet that day but I no know why those chickens just fall me hand

Foxyn:
mine was when I told her to lick the finger I put in her yansh!

I was deeply embarrassed after I saw her reaction

porchbaby:
ewwwww asseater

Michellla:
Here to read comments.

lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school

lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school