Haychay:


That's messed up mehhn

yep! it was, we were drunk! it was horriblis!

One of the hardest things for an average guy to do is approaching and asking a beautiful girl out in a relationship. While many guys have suffered embarrassment from ladies, many would never ask a girl they like out because of fear of being blown off. But why is this so? The main reason is that many guys are ignorant of the socio-discursive process to follow in order to woo ladies of their choice anywhere at anytime. I would be revealing some of these processes in my subsequent posts.

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i hate d way girls act like they dont need u and also act like they doing u a favour. fvck those biitches, they dont deserve any form of respect

Foxyn:
mine was when I told her to lick the finger I put in her yansh!

I was deeply embarrassed after I saw her reaction

jesus, you die

Alamala1:
Mine was with a beautiful but razz girl with heavy backside, I met while coming back from a friends house as a street guy myself , but love fumin Porsh at times I gently walked up to her as she was in a hurry....and decided to start convo with English

Me: hello angel

her: no response

Me: I just wish to know you seems your face looks familiar

her: hiss...... Turns back to me in Yoruba
( brother e duro sebi e fe do mi ni points finger to the sky walaitali e le ri mi do)
*meaning ( bros you won Bleep me Abi I swear you can ever )

ps: me never even begin dey toast her

with preying eyes everywhere cos its along the road me just hurriedly walked past her

Lmao u for don price her market there and then telling her elo lo ma gba. but showers of igbati fit chase u comot

FTBOY:
she didn't let me suck her left breast...only the right one.

mehn! i was so embarrassed!

this nigga must be greedy

horllyma:
The one I had was when a lady we both attended lesson together during our preparation for waec exam in Lagos and we later met at the same tertiary institution and I greeted her by calling her but to my surprise she said she doesn't know me.

What a disappointment!
Total embarrassment.



Whenever I see her inside campus na so I go throwaway my face o

That's deep Meh.
Na wa for some girls o.

vanida6:
i dont tink have ever embarrased any man before,,,am so kind to any man who come to me

Pls be sincere

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

lilmaydee:

Yes oo. omo boy just begin hustle real hard. Though she said the bitter truth but guess I wasn't expecting such utterances from her. Saw her recently though. She don born pikin n d guy no gree collect am na her mama house she still dey all those beauty wey dey shak me den don kpafuka

such is life bro

Me-babe can I have a minute of your time?
Babe-no

Me-

ChopBellefull:

Bros aswear u senior me for insult o ..lalasticlala com nd say ur own too na

Hahahaha! I just feel sey she no recognise me sha. Because I been dey rock my shades for eye.
But my vex be sey, as I smile finish dey form soft guy, she fall me for public. She been think sey I be chyka .

Martinez19:
During physics test, this girl didn't know jack and she was asking me to teach her desperately and got helped. After the test, I greeted her and she passed by as if I was invincible.Nna mehn, it is well.

The wonders of girls

Meklex:
I took her on a date and she insisted we have sex. Very embarrassing for me

hmm......hmmmm.......LION

HARDDON:
Ouch!

Was she with a guy? Or u were so boring during d date that she swore never to have any dealings wit u?

There is something u aint telling

He was looking unkept that day, and the lady didn't want to be seen talking to an unkept guy.

ChopBellefull:

Oya talk ur own na.. I knw u must hv embarrassed som1 too .. Ds vanida6 fine o... Biafrabushboy oya accredit am

She fine true true....na your comment make me check her siggy.

Blessed are those with eye wey dey work.

Mithrandir808:
E No Easy

I Remember In 2006 One Saturday I Told One Of My Friend To Tel One Gal For Thier Sch Say I Wan See, Bcs Dey Both Live At Dsame Area D Guy Say No Yawa Dat He Wil Deliver B4 Evening, So D Guy Talk Say He Dy Hungry Make I Buy Him Food, We Go Canteen D Guy Satisfy. Around 7pm I Cm Dey Look 4 My Guy I No See Am, And Nothn Lyk Phone So No Way 2 Call And Ask If He Deliever Or Not, Mehn Na So I Wait Til Sunday I Cm Say Make I Go Street Around 5, I Cm See D Gal On Her Way Home Wit Her Lil Sis, For My Mind I Tink Say My Guy Don Deliver, So I Call D Gal, She Look Back And Hisss, I Cm Run Go Touch D Gal Say Na U I Dey Call Nah, Na So She Wan Slap Me But Her Hand No Reach, For Public Na So She Shout Dat I Shud Neva Call Her Again.. Dat Tin Pain Me, Later My Guy Com Dy Yan Me Say He Neva Deliver Sef. Chai

Where was I in2006

sircrabo:


Chai, I was once like you. With time you'll get over it. Don't walk up to any girl with so much expectations, you might end up embarassed. Just take the approach thing easy nd always come as a friend first b4 tlking about love/feelings.

I used to be a very shy guy, no GF all through my secondary sch days and earlier part of Uni. I am not a Pro now but I know when and where to approach a lady without fear of embarassment. My esteem is intact. Now I speak in public and do things that I couldn't do before

I stopped my introvert behavior when I saw a message a girl wrote at the back of my note during 400level. I lost so many girls cos of it, now I am so free and extroverted to the extent girls find it hard to believe when I made my feelings known.

Mine was when my gf of a year plus whom i av knwn b4 gaining admission in2 university told me dt am not ashamed dt my gf is in 300l nd am in 100l just because she was admitted b4 me. dat was d end of our relationship but i stil feel embarassed anytime i remember dt statement.

I fell in love with a colleague, we started out as friends. She always asked for financial assistance and I do sort her out sometimes.
On a certain Friday after work, she asked me to buy yam, potatoes and onions on my way to her crib cos we planned seeing after work and my place is very far from hers.
Got to her place past 8pm wit her yams etc, we both went out to buy fuel for her gen, then ate and started gisting.
At exactly 11:46pm, she asked to know wat time I intend to go bak home and I was surprised!
This babe changed it for me and said I cnt pass the nyt in her house. I was beyond embarrassed!
I called a friend to come n pick me wit his car and he did.
I left her place with few drops of tears. I was seriously hurt.

I went to my babe house, I met her with her ex (a married guy with 3kids whom she dated for 9yrs) and the guy started insulting me for taking her girlfriend. The magical aspect is that this girl joined him to rain abuses on me! In fact, the 2 of them reminded me that my mom na ashawo...

Funny enough, she introduced me to her family as fiance and everyone except my dad already know her from my side too!!

Crixina:
you are just giving this extra info to buttress a point, which is to prove you are doing better than she is which is not the point of this thread.

who cares. it's part of it. cos the guy has a sweet end. and the girl.. became a slut then a single mother

......I just remembered another one that happened recently.
OK, I and my colleagues were just talking, normal guys' gist na. His small girlfriend came to meet us. He introduced us to her and vice versa. The babe set die, I no go lie but she be minor.
The next day, while gisting with another of my Buddy, she walked past. So trying to form I sabi this fine girl, I called her, she ignored, I called her again(I was calling the wrong name) she ignored again. I was like 'Chioma, ain't u d one I am calling'.
This silly little spoilt b!tch just looked at me and said 'my name's not chioma' and walked away.This bloody b!tch is just 18 fvcking years old oo
Omo I wan die that day. Kai! I don mark that girl

padiga047:
Me-babe can I have a minute of your time?
Babe-no

Me-

LMAO...

lilmaydee:

Lol! Sincerely, I hated her then for those things that she said to me. It was later on I realized she thought she wanted to embarrass but she motivated me.

how much u get now?

ObeyPaul:

how much u get now?

I'm not rich yet but not broke as I used to be

vanida6:
what

I like your chest

ChopBellefull:
Atimes some ladies can choose to act funny....
Derz ds babe hv known for close to 2 mnths we chat and had a snappy date once..
Only for me to see her in a bus two days ago.. And i was like "what's up babe, so u dey my back since nd u no holla me?"
D response she gave me shook my bladder and kidney..
She said " hello hv we met b4" I still think say na play o i kon say babe y u dey whine na.. D nxt tin b say Mr please u r disturbing me, i dont know you" pple for bus kon dey look me..
I was so embarrassed. Guys share yours too. I no sure say person own pass my own

Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!

pedrilo:
I fell in love with a colleague, we started out as friends. She always asked for financial assistance and I do sort her out sometimes.
On a certain Friday after work, she asked me to buy yam, potatoes and onions on my way to her crib cos we planned seeing after work and my place is very far from hers.
Got to her place past 8pm wit her yams etc, we both went out to buy fuel for her gen, then ate and started gisting.
At exactly 11:46pm, she asked to know wat time I intend to go bak home and I was surprised!
This babe changed it for me and said I cnt pass the nyt in her house. I was beyond embarrassed!
I called a friend to come n pick me wit his car and he did.
I left her place with few drops of tears. I was seriously hurt.

Hehehehehe, una funny no be small...Mai kuku no share my own to avoid laughter and mockery…

I've been very unlucky with ladies. I'm 23, in my final year and I haven't had a girlfriend all through my over 5years in the uni. Not that I'm not okay in terms of looks and all that it's just that I've been unlucky.

I have like 4 embarrassing moments with ladies this year and cos of those experiences I've refrained from starting a convo with a Lady I don't know.

sulakishop:
I went to my babe house, I met her with her ex (a married guy with 3kids whom she dated for 9yrs) and the guy started insulting me for taking her girlfriend. The magical aspect is that this girl joined him to rain abuses on me! In fact, the 2 of them reminded me that my mom na ashawo...

Funny enough, she introduced me to her family as fiance and everyone except my dad already know her from my side too!!

Your story is half baked.

Lol
Can Ladies also share their embarrassing moment?