dharyor1234:


Big baby is just being extra careful ni, make you no go born for inside WC

chai come and see me laffing here

Anc business z very lucrative if Na lie ask poshestmina.giddyperson this one that your alter-ego(sansa)has gone MIA so....hope all z well with her?

Giddyperson:

Lool you even dashed yourself 5 days more and I was busy thinking you'd be my new birth mate since Sansa143 has gone AWOL on me.

Well anything can happen sha, Thursday, 20th is my ANC just that me i'm not seeing any signs yet..

the 25th is the maximum date for eviction, just trying to give him a week notice.

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My baby weighed 3.9 at last week's scan and me I'm still here eating like the foodie that I am. I'm really counting on that -2g [
so my dear is better not to wait for long. my Dr told me dat is better not to allow f baby over stay cos it's not safe. make d baby no go shit for tummy or sallow dat fluid. der s nothing wrong wit been induced. God will see u tru. when baby comes u wouldn't av time for ur self again. I gave birth since jan3. if I tell u I av not slept wen sleep catch me. ur baby will determine ur sleep time. enjoy it while it last. all d best to u

ahnie:


Anc business z very lucrative if Na lie ask poshestmina.giddyperson this one that your alter-ego(sansa)has gone MIA so....hope all z well with her?

make both of you, you and poshestmina put head together, gimme my own share of the business...that's all

dharyor1234:


make both of you, you and poshestmina put head together, gimme my own share of the business...that's all

I want to use my own share to open a shopping mall...Lol.

pls team April, where is Sansa143 na? pls do try and fish her out, this her quietness, I no like am... she is always active her? why is she suddenly like this ehn?

who else experience this? if i go pee, naso i go think say i don finish before i know what's happening, extra pee go gush out again...

ahnie:


Anc business z very lucrative if Na lie ask poshestmina.giddyperson this one that your alter-ego(sansa)has gone MIA so....hope all z well with her?

Well maybe it's the price the DHs have to pay for not attending antenatal. But why are you wasting your time, Zino would still expose your piggybank. Sansa is good I think, she left a comment yesterday.

ahnie:

I want to use my own share to open a shopping mall...Lol.

No be only shopping mall you go open, dont you like chopping mall...

Thief thief, you want to 419 Mr Ahlex use him money open baby shop, I trust Zino will be the one to expose you

dharyor1234:


Serious deliverance session...which pastor are we going to invite like this...cos e leyin gidi gaan

TB Joshua So they can vomit it

Cappo Giddyperson, yet to see roll call for week 3...let other months know we are the one reigning...

#TeamApril members wey no dey answer roll call is that one teamie or benchwarmer

opejulie10:
pls team April, where is Sansa143 na? pls do try and fish her out, this her quietness, I no like am... she is always active her? why is she suddenly like this ehn?

She's fine, she's just in birthing mode right now. As if you don't know belle is heavy at this stage

Giddyperson:

TB Joshua So they can vomit it

Good...

Another issh is what will happen to the money afterwards? who's gonna claim it..

i have another option ooo, instead of deliverance session, we should just blow the whistle..atleast that way we will get like 5% of the money

dharyor1234:
Cappo Giddyperson, yet to see roll call for week 3...let other months know we are the one reigning...

#TeamApril members wey no dey answer roll call is that one teamie or benchwarmer

Lol I thought of that yesterday but I wanted to wait until weekend so I can add my own BA . I also need to identify those owing BS, not an easy job when you're trying to save battery but there would def be a roll call b4 d week runs out.

dharyor1234:


Mama pls what's lower abdominal pains? cos the only pain i feel is around my waist line(not to the back, only the front) and some kinda weird mild feelings in my vagina, which can be for like a minute or more..it goes off and come back again.

please ma, what could that be?

Yes the front waist line and occasionally the back for some. The pain that hooks you for a minute and comes back almost immediately.
Let's say one contraction pain in 8-10 mins then progressed to one in 5 minutes then almost every seconds. By then u should be in the hospital.
Just try to time it. It helps slot.
The weird pain in the Vj could be that your LO is engaged and in the birth canal.
If it persists, go to the hospital for a check.
Supernatural delivery to you ma'am.

My prayer request....

Father pls let me deliver with ease...the shortest delivery the world has ever witness.

Let me not experience painful labour...
Be the doctors on ground when am inside the favour room.
No tear!
Healthy bab(ies)
My bab(ies)wee not swallow meconium
No jaundice!

Above all...my bab(ies)wee come with sleeping anointing,no unnecessary stress in Jesus name.

Bless me with intelligent children....who would grow to become solution providers to the world at large in Jesus name.

Bless those ATC mamas
We shall not experience any loss in Jesus name.

Mummyjj long time....hope you are cool?

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Sister u are in point.. My baby determines my sleeping pattern now....tho vigilante for me ain't so serious bcs my baby is a sleeper except she's hungry...I wake up at night maximum 5times...Sumtyms just once or twice to breast feed

dharyor1234:
who else experience this? if i go pee, naso i go think say i don finish before i know what's happening, extra pee go gush out again...

I hope you haven't started leaking your water?
God is in control.

Pls momas who need that e book shud send me hi via my email, so I can attach the book n send to them.
Its not easy going back to copy addresses n send.

Ubengpatiencegabriel@yahoo.com

Cc: all interested mums who needs the supernatural childbirth e book.

Zheemub:


Yes the front waist line and occasionally the back for some. The pain that hooks you for a minute and comes back almost immediately.
Let's say one contraction pain in 8-10 mins then progressed to one in 5 minutes then almost every seconds. By then u should be in the hospital.
Just try to time it. It helps slot.
The weird pain in the Vj could be that your LO is engaged and in the birth canal.
If it persists, go to the hospital for a check.
Supernatural delivery to you ma'am.

Thank you ma for the explicit explanation.

dharyor1234:
who else experience this? if i go pee, naso i go think say i don finish before i know what's happening, extra pee go gush out again...

You are not alone,I spend like 5-10mins peeing,I just keep waiting till I'm sure its all out.

Zheemub:

I hope you haven't started leaking your water?
God is in control.

As FTM, i dont know anything...i dont really know what BH contraction is sef...

the only thing i'm expecting as signs of labour are:
1. To be able to feel the baby head inside my vagina with my hand and
2. Not being able to close my leg..

nobody should make jest of me ooo, i'm a confirmed FTM bah?

dharyor1234:


As FTM, i dont know anything...i dont really know what BH contraction is sef...

the only thing i'm expecting as a sign of labour are:
1. To be able to feel the baby head inside my vagina with my hand and
2. Not being able to close my leg..

nobody should make jest of me ooo, i'm a confirmed FTM bah?

Lol. If you can feel baby's head with your hand that means that you want to deliver at home.
BH contraction is the one that hardens or tighten your stomach for some minutes. It's painless and you can feel it as it hardens.
Like I said, visit your hospital if you feel so funny.
Sometimes our intuition saves the day.

Your JJC is one in town, I don laugh tire. Please see your doctor if you have regular menstrual like cramps, radiating from your back. Once you can time from one to the next and its 10 mins go to the hospital. Also watch for mucus plug or water leaking

dharyor1234:


As FTM, i dont know anything...i dont really know what BH contraction is sef...

the only thing i'm expecting as a sign of labour are:
1. To be able to feel the baby head inside my vagina with my hand and
2. Not being able to close my leg..

nobody should make jest of me ooo, i'm a confirmed FTM bah?

You're lucky. Your baby is like mine. He wakes only 2 times at night max and he'll suck maybe 5 mins and sleep back. If you leave him he can sleep till 12 noon. It's during the day he disturbs. Like now I'm feeling sleepy and he's laughing and playing, if you don't answer now na cry

nicoleswizzi:

Sister u are in point.. My baby determines my sleeping pattern now....tho vigilante for me ain't so serious bcs my baby is a sleeper except she's hungry...I wake up at night maximum 5times...Sundays just once or twice to breast feed

dharyor1234:


Serious deliverance session...which pastor are we going to invite like this...cos e leyin gidi gaan

Please let me me be the pastor, T. B Joshua z busy. I will hold the whole money later..lols#

nicoleswizzi:

Sister u are in point.. My baby determines my sleeping pattern now....tho vigilante for me ain't so serious bcs my baby is a sleeper except she's hungry...I wake up at night maximum 5times...Sundays just once or twice to breast feed

well u are lucky. mine usually sleep well at earlier stage but now she sucks like a boy. in fact we sleep suck cos d breast is always in her mouth den we she sleeps I run but she wakes wen she notice d breast no dey mouth again. am doing exclusive. maybe she will change ooooo. just pray she is does jot cos wen she does u wouldn't be able to rest when u wanna. sometimes we both sleep while she sucks. when I wake I realize I was deep in sleep

Giddyperson:

She's fine, she's just in birthing mode right now. As if you don't know belle is heavy at this stage

Hmmm, thanks for this
I dreamt about her today sef

ahnie:
Zaynie Na workaholic....I think lots of newbies here needs to be educated abt Changes in their bodies after giving births,postpartum depressions and vigilante and the rest.
Lemmi drag the gurus outta dia con4th zones.

Cc ma'am soonest
Zaynie
Ozycy
Lovinam
Snr beedam
Realdentist
Babythugs
Alphahandmaiden
Tchiwinnie
Iffffyyyy
pls come chip in one or two words.

me? Guru ke!

Giddyperson:

Yeah that's the problem, all these ftm induction stories I read always end up ending up in the theatre. I really hope labour starts on it's own b4 then

not necessarily. I was induced first time n I had a vaginal delivery

myrygurl:
Good day dear maamas, congrat to all the maamas that have dropped may God be with ur little ones. And waddling maamas how are we? may God see us through successfully...
Please maamas help me oo According to LMP i was due by sat 8 of April so my doc gave me additional 1wk which I was supposed to have gone to see him by last sat(15 April) but I didn't because I wasn't having any sign of labour so I decided to wait till this sat b4 going to see d doc in which i will b 2wks post term. I don't know if I should wait till sat b4 going 2 see doc because uptill now I am not having or seeing any sign of labour....
please sabi maamas advise me tnx

In btw, my mum said I should wait 4 nature to take its course that some ppl even carry pregnancy till 10 month..I told her dat will not be my portion by God's grace.

pls cooperate with ur doctor. There's a reason they don't like to leave baby beyong 2 weeks. Risk of something going wrong increases

Part 3

3rd trimester was on an OK level....my vomiting came back but wasn't regular.... Tho I became unbelievably strong...going to d market and cooking all kind of delicacies wasn't a problem...
I was going to pass out of nysc on the 7th of April....and one of my edd was on that day...I just told God that I wanted to pass out b4 baby comes...tho close to that date I was alrdy tayad of being pregnant... I was alrdy begging baby to come I couldn't wait again but God saw me tru until my nysc pop day, that same day was my antenatal... My hospital was vry close so I walked dwn to d hospital... I was 39wks +1day that day, my gynae told me he didn't want me passing my edd (13th of April according to ist scan) he alrdy told me I was going to give birth that weekend that is on Sunday 9th of April....(as if he was God, I just said OK o....so he said he was going to do a membrane sweep to know how far my cervix av gone, if it av ripened and all...I was excited o...at last...(didn't knw I was going to see pepper soon) so we went to d labour room o, was asked to take off my trouser and evryfin... Den lie dwn with my legs open...my gynae came in...disinfected his hand and wore his gloves, disinfected my vjay too...inserted his hands deep inside was turning his fingers like he was looking for sumfin he kept dre...my waist seized, I thought I was going to faint...it lasted for like a minute or two... Wen be was tru I noticed he had d bloody show on his fingers...he told me that d membrane sweep will aid labour for and he will be expecting me to cmbk soon....I left oo walking like Sum1 DAT av boil in my bumbum...that night I walked round my compound just to exercise...anytime I pee I kept having bloody show...while I was exercising and even after I was having contraction... My contraction wasn't even regular ...but I kept seeing bloody show until Saturday morning, each time I would show dh...he would ask if we shd goan see d soc but I would say no that until my water brks or I start feeling serious pain den we cn go...I followed my husband to his office DAT day....helped him with sum bookkeeping.... And after that I took a nap...around 1 I woke up from d nap with cramps...couldn't sleep so I called up my mum, was gisting with her and my sis...about the whole bloody show and wens he was going to come for my omugwo... Anytime I brought up d topic on wen she was coming ng for omugwo she's will just start laughing dunno what was funny...bcs it wasn't funny to me at all...hian..anyway by 2pm I told my husband to come drop me at d market so I could buy some food items against Sunday ...on our way I felt sumfin gush out of me like warm fluid, thank God I was wearing paid bcs of too much bloody show,immediately my dh headed straight to d hospital...