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VickyRotex:
Mummy will go to Market and price 5000 meat, for 1,500

Awee just be crying

TeflonBlixx:
Nigerian mum will beat the crap outta you and give you two tablets of paracetamol afterwards. .

Gemc3:
Hahaha. And she go buy am 1500

alignacademy:
LOL

Don't we all love our mums...

TeflonBlixx:
Nigerian mum will beat the crap outta you and give you two tablets of paracetamol afterwards. .

VickyRotex:
Mummy will go to Market and price 5000 meat, for 1,500

Awee just be crying

VickyRotex:
I dey tell you. They will be like "Oya ewa mu"

TeflonBlixx:
Nigerian mum will beat the crap outta you and give you two tablets of paracetamol afterwards. .

kuuljay:
and when the seller says " madam bring money" she be like" you no go take 1450? I follow my mum to the market once and vowed never again

VickyRotex:
Dont you just love our Mothers?

AgbenuAnna:
lol funny enough I do some of these things I don't know why and how I learnt it even though I am not a mother yet

EXCUSEme2:
Nigerian Mum na dem be dey BEST......


Der can worry for AFRICA


Respect to all our MAMA out der....

VickyRotex:
Mummy will go to Market and price 5000 meat, for 1,500

Awee just be crying

yourexcellency:
1. When she says “Get my kini” and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader

2. When you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she replies “Sorry for yourself”

3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now.”

4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. When she tells you if I hear ‘Peem or phim’, you will hear ‘ween’.

12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: ‘I didn’t kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me’

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse…

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve been eating at home nko?”

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.

Mathematical:



Mum : Oyin whc kine cloth you wear so.
Me: mum beet..
Mum : c'mon goan put on beta cloth..

After few minutes ..

Mum: ehen.. Shey bi omo leleyii.
Me : roll eye

MzMay:
Lwkmd

phranq:
U hv not met my mum. U go off for her wahala but I love her like dat sotey anytime she no complain Wen I call her I no go feel alright.

Hahaha. Na so.....

ednut1:
as bitter as it sounds, nigerian pareants are part of the problems facing this country. they are always right and u know next to nothing . my mum once priced beef wey get label in a pakistani store in Uk, ah weak

Mathematical:



Mum : Oyin whc kine cloth you wear so.
Me: mum beet..
Mum : c'mon goan put on beta cloth..

After few minutes ..

Mum: ehen.. Shey bi omo leleyii.
Me : roll eye

yourexcellency:
1. When she says “Get my kini” and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader

2. When you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she replies “Sorry for yourself”

3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now.”

4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. When she tells you if I hear ‘Peem or phim’, you will hear ‘ween’.

12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: ‘I didn’t kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me’

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse…

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve been eating at home nko?”

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.

montezz:
Me: Hello ma
Mummy: Pele omo mi
Me: ekaale ma
Mummy: kaale omo mi....omo owa...omo ekun...omo this and that. Pele. Bawo ni? Awon aburo e n KO? Awon ore e nko? Awon lecturers e ati family won nko? Awon ara adugbo e n ko?
Me:fine ma(rolls eyeballs)
Mum: Kilo se e? Se o ti loogun. Wale KO wa ri baba Habib KO ko oogun fun e o
Me:mo wa alright ma
Mum: pele oko mi. A kuku da fun ehn...ooni shirin...Olorun a ma so e. Aye e o ni baje. Ooni gbeegun eleegun.
Cuts in
Me: amin ma
Mum: maa wa careful o. Something happened yesterday at a friend's cousin's brother-inlaw's younger sister's area. They used one girl for money ritual. Joo ma KO ore Kore o. Aye ti le Gan o
Me:yes ma
Mum:Pele dear. Shey KO si too fi npe lale yii? Woo iya mulika ati egbon daddy wa sibi lana won beere e. Won ni ka maa ki e.
Me: OK ma
Me: mummy I called to ask you about...............(your credit has been exhausted and your call terminated).

Me: flash mum

Ring ring...
Me: Hello daddy
Mum: emi ni o. Ki lo fe so leekan yen?
Me: ehm ehm

femi4:
Nigeria mum in the making

babyfaceafrica:
it is ladies generally..I once followed a lady to market at isale-eko....I regretted my action we spent four hours just to buy shoes