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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by OGsteven(m): 10:09pm On Apr 22, 2017

Throwing 3stones behind you will make your mum to forget to beat you.....I miss my mum tho

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:19pm On Apr 22, 2017

Cousin told me the 'My Sweety' song by Bunny Mack conjured evil spirits and I believed him

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by chibestjerry(m): 10:20pm On Apr 22, 2017

Hero18:
Lol i believed dat india vs nigeria football match dat india won by 99 - 1

wait o dama is it a lie?

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:20pm On Apr 22, 2017

This is very true.

kullozone:
Someone else stepping on your saliva would cause a severe pain in your throat.

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by rozayx5(m): 10:21pm On Apr 22, 2017

orange seed swallowing will lead to tree growth

undecided

Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Smart41(m): 10:22pm On Apr 22, 2017

I believed that bruno mars was from mars

Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by pelepeleb: 10:23pm On Apr 22, 2017

so what did you do

Hero18:
Lol i believed burying the head of a male redhead agama lizard with a coin will yield u money after seven days

Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by AlphaStyles(m): 10:23pm On Apr 22, 2017

believing India beat Nigeria 99-1 and I even went and find it on YouTube what I got was ela ojukor

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Dopeluiz(m): 10:24pm On Apr 22, 2017

Nigeria vs India... India play shot na lion and tiger keeper see... dem beat us 1:99... opkaraji score with head and he die

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by beautiful232(f): 10:24pm On Apr 22, 2017

that if I eat any fruit that as seed and swallowed the seed that it will grow inside my tummy

I will be crying the whole week cheesy

I will be crying the whole week

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Ashez: 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2017

use to throw up a biscuit in the air hoping God will catch it.... felt like sharing with God

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by obiageIi(f): 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2017

ErnieSmallzz:
i was told, if u cut out the currency in a text book, and put it in kerosene, it would turn big and look like a real money. did this many many times. , but....

Fell for that too. Damn

Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by CzarChris(m): 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2017

Kai!!! I believed that story that you will find a big diamond in the mouth of a boa constrictor. I feel like slapping myself anytime I remember that BS story.

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by obiageIi(f): 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2017

Headlesschicken:
That Blue film,was just a movie,which its colour was just blue... That Blue film,was just a movie,which its colour was just blue...

Lol

Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Bollinger(m): 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2017

Loyalblak007:
I USED TO THINK;

-whistling at night calls snakes.

-Eating while standing gives you "yam leg".

-Black cats are witches

add yours

I hope you don't live in Nigeria because 90 percent of them still believe everything you just listed.

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by obawinner(m): 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2017

during a football tournament, there is this coke advert I really like. so I think once I play the kantas(coke cover) in the video cassette it will replay the advert. so I slotted numerous kantas in the video cassette. Brethren my eye see saw

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:27pm On Apr 22, 2017

Women give birth through the Anus

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:27pm On Apr 22, 2017

I used to believe that paying development fee at primary school would make you grow taller. We used to call it owo-idagbasoke.

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by NevetsIbot(m): 10:27pm On Apr 22, 2017

AlphaStyles:
believing India beat Nigeria 99-1 and I even went and find it on YouTube what I got was ela ojukor

ela oju kan!

You be yoruba ni?

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by smartkev(m): 10:28pm On Apr 22, 2017

that nigeria vs india match that ended 99 1..........i believed that shit till my secondary school grin

click like if u are a victim like me

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by papichula: 10:29pm On Apr 22, 2017

that if you put banana leaves in your armpit when they want to flog you ,you will faint....if lizard sees your removed teeth it won't grow again.......I believed wen you get married after one year you wife will give birth

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by papichula: 10:29pm On Apr 22, 2017

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by watered(m): 10:30pm On Apr 22, 2017

Swallowing Orange seeds means that the tree will grow on your head

Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by TruthNigeria(m): 10:30pm On Apr 22, 2017

R2bees:
Women give birth through the Anus

I believed same too grin

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by NevetsIbot(m): 10:31pm On Apr 22, 2017*

obawinner:
during a football tournament, there is this coke advert I really like. so I think once I play the kantas(coke cover) in the video cassette it will replay the advert. so I slotted numerous kantas in the video cassette. Brethren my eye see saw

bahahahaha...... Mine was believing someone was rolling disc in Dvd like dj... Come dismantle Dvd to see.. Na there popsi catch me

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nickizoe(f): 10:32pm On Apr 22, 2017

Loyalblak007:
I USED TO THINK;

-whistling at night calls snakes.

-Eating while standing gives you "yam leg".

-Black cats are witches

add yours

Hawks gives a neats nails.....also, when your teeth falls out, you throw it at the roof and a new one grows back... I also believed once you kill a baby chicken, is gonna hurt you at night ..I cried all through the day when I mistakenly killed a chick.....

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by AlphaStyles(m): 10:32pm On Apr 22, 2017

NevetsIbot:
ela oju kan!
You be yoruba ni?

I no be yoruba na so I dy call am
but thanks for the correction sha

Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Articul8(m): 10:32pm On Apr 22, 2017

Mystery007:
My brother I did try it oohh but nofin happened. I almost cried. After all d d stress of searching for Agama lizard, chasing and stoning it to death den cutting off its head, drying it b4 pounding, d processes goes on and on and e no work

Guy,check well,na Babalawo u won become

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Timiblanko(m): 10:33pm On Apr 22, 2017

I use to think old women are witch

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Tensionstar(m): 10:33pm On Apr 22, 2017

youwancarrylafftiyamabelleo

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by obiageIi(f): 10:33pm On Apr 22, 2017

ThankYouGod:
I used to believe that paying development fee at primary school would make you grow taller. We used to call it owo-idagbasoke.

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by cigna9(m): 10:33pm On Apr 22, 2017

I used to believe that train magnets people when your close to it [i]I used to believe that train magnets people when your close to it [/i]I used to believe that train magnets people when your close to it

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