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As A Kid, Did You Ever Ask Your Mom How A Child Is Born?...what'ws The Reply? by logicalhumour(op):
when you were a kid did you ever wonder/asked your mom or dad where kids came from?

Sincerly, I once asked my mom when I was mybe 3-4yrs

Me: Mummy, how are babies born?

Mum: She laughed so hard(I wasnt laughing though...I reasked)

Mum: Well...we'll just start praying...when God answers...we'll open our mouth wide...and you come out (she laughed again).


Did you ever asked them? What was the reply?


Ladies: If you were my Mom, would you tell me even at that age?

[color=#ffffff] lalasticlala Seun [/color]
Re: As A Kid, Did You Ever Ask Your Mom How A Child Is Born?...what'ws The Reply? by yemsai(f): 5:27pm On Apr 25, 2017
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Re: As A Kid, Did You Ever Ask Your Mom How A Child Is Born?...what'ws The Reply? by badthinds: 5:33pm On Apr 25, 2017
Let me book space as I relax to tell my story...expecially when i discovered and tried confirming from her cheesy
Re: As A Kid, Did You Ever Ask Your Mom How A Child Is Born?...what'ws The Reply? by Rtopzy(f): 5:51pm On Apr 25, 2017
Op no mind all dis our wayo parents..... mum said God put me in her tummy. so I became curious and asked, ok!!! how did I come out? she said she just went to d hospital one day nd d doctor removed me from her tummy..... me was like through where na?? was it through d mouth?? she said no o!! na d doctor know say she no know.......lolz children can be very inquisitive
Re: As A Kid, Did You Ever Ask Your Mom How A Child Is Born?...what'ws The Reply? by Extrazee: 5:57pm On Apr 25, 2017
They usually say it comes from the anus. I believed that till my Junior year in high school.
Funny enough, I argued and never believed at first, the older guys confirmed it.
Re: As A Kid, Did You Ever Ask Your Mom How A Child Is Born?...what'ws The Reply? by amuijiji: 6:01pm On Apr 25, 2017
Yes oooo!!! I did ask nd she said from the tummy nd I asked her if the black line that runs from her Navel downwards while touching it, was the birth wound nd she said yes...
Re: As A Kid, Did You Ever Ask Your Mom How A Child Is Born?...what'ws The Reply? by logicalhumour(op): 8:16pm On Apr 25, 2017
Rtopzy:
Op no mind all dis our wayo parents..... mum said God put me in her tummy. so I became curious and asked, ok!!! how did I come out? she said she just went to d hospital one day nd d doctor removed me from her tummy..... me was like through where na?? was it through d mouth?? she said no o!! na d doctor know say she no know.......lolz children can be very inquisitive
lol
Re: As A Kid, Did You Ever Ask Your Mom How A Child Is Born?...what'ws The Reply? by badthinds: 8:21pm On Apr 25, 2017
seriously I wonder why its so hard in parents mouths...recently I jockingly asked my mom...she laughed and still told me something unbelievable. We just laughed over it

Next i'll ask her why its hard for them to answer correctly.
Re: As A Kid, Did You Ever Ask Your Mom How A Child Is Born?...what'ws The Reply? by okwyee(m): 9:29pm On Apr 27, 2017
logicalhumour:
when you were a kid did you ever wonder/asked your mom or dad where kids came from?

Sincerly, I once asked my mom when I was mybe 3-4yrs

Me: Mummy, how are babies born?

Mum: She laughed so hard(I wasnt laughing though...I reasked)

Mum: Well...we'll just start praying...when God answers...we'll open our mouth wide...and you come out (she laughed again).


Did you ever asked them? What was the reply?


Ladies: If you were my Mom, would you tell me even at that age?

[color=#ffffff] lalasticlala Seun [/color]
Same thing i was told dude, from the mouth angry
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