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How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 4:27am On Apr 05, 2017 |
EPISODE 1: It all started some years back, when Tunji was taken to his maternal grandparents place to live. He felt so disappointed towards his Dad action, for selling the house they lived in. A week as pass, Tunji as started blending with the people in his new environment. HAKEEM:: O boy! Make we go play ball TUNJI:: Baba, I don carry injury for the last match we played. HAKEEM:: Chai, you are not strong at all. Because of that small thing that guy did to you TUNJI:: Shey, you did not see the way the guy tackled me ni? VICTOR:: HEY! How far G's? (shaking Tunji and Hakeem) TUNJI & HAKEEM:: We dey jare VICTOR:: Hakeem don't mind Tunji, nah ajebo pikin him be now HAKEEM & TUNJI:: (Both Laughs) TUNJI:: Ajebo ko Ajeba ni, baba free me jor VICTOR:: Guys, there's an outing for us this evening. HAKEEM:: Where the outing at Victor? VICTOR:: Get Arena at Lekki. Today is Industry Nite and nah Vector Tha Viper them they host TUNJI:: I wish you guys good luck VICTOR:: Aren't you going with us Tunji? HAKEEM:: Why won't he go with us Victor? He will surely follow us. Is it not Tunji that I know? TUNJI:: I'm serious guys, am not going. I just want to stay back at home and relax. (TO BE CONTINUE...WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE) |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 4:32am On Apr 05, 2017 |
Your comments and critics are welcome. It's a free world, feel free to criticize. Thanks! |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by Nobody: 4:42am On Apr 05, 2017 |
. . . so far, so good. thumbs up |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by zadok60: 5:28am On Apr 05, 2017 |
the poster above |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by Nobody: 6:12am On Apr 05, 2017 |
you wan form AMC abi? |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 1:34am On Apr 06, 2017 |
EPISODE 2: Few hours gone, when Tunji woke up from his sleep and sees that it's already getting dark. He checked his phone to see if he has any missed calls. TUNJI:: 10 missed calls! Who could it be? After checking who the caller was, he dropped his phone on the bed and went to the bathroom to take his shower. He wore his short and polo, and his NIKE slippers to compliment his evening dressing. He was about stepping out when a message came up on his phone. TUNJI:: What did she want again? The message says; Hello Tunji, I know you've been avoiding me lately. Please, I need to speak with you. Pls pick up my call. Thanks. TUNJI:: (Phone Ringing...) ANITA:: Hello dear TUNJI:: (Mute) ANITA:: Hello, are you there? Please talk to me now TUNJI:: What! ANITA:: I'm so sorry for all I've done (Crying) TUNJI:: You're burning my phone battery. If that's what you want to tell me, I need to end the call. ANITA:: Baby, please don't hang up on me TUNJI:: Why shouldn't I? ANITA:: It's because I know I have wronged you and you have every reason to be angry with me. TUNJI:: (A little bit calm) ANITA:: I can't stand it, if I lose you. You are part of me, Tunji. I bless God the day you came into my life, but I don't know what will become of me, if you live me. TUNJI:: (Sober mood) ANITA:: Please am sorry Tunji. Find a space in your lovely heart to forgive me. TUNJI:: It's okay Anibaby ANITA:: (Smiling) You just called me by my pet name, Tunji TUNJI:: (Pretending) Did I? Are you sure I called you that? ANITA:: Yes, you did Tunji TUNJI:: Hmmm, OK then. ANITA:: Have you forgiven me, Tunji? TUNJI:: I don't know ANITA:: Please now... TUNJI:: I think I have tho ANITA:: You're a darling, thank you baby. TUNJI:: You are welcome ANITA:: I love you babe TUNJI:: OK, thanks ANITA:: Ahn ahn now! Baby, are you still mad at me? TUNJI:: No, am not. And why did you think am still angry with you? ANITA:: You did not tell me you love me back TUNJI:: Hmm, you ehn, okay I love you too. Are you happy now? ANITA:: (Smiling) Thanks hun and please take care of yourself for me, OK TUNJI:: Okay, I will. Thanks dear. Bye ( He hang up) LATER ON THAT SAME DAY Tunji lock the door to his room, greeted his Grandma and step outside for a stroll. TUNJI:: (Phone Ringing...) HAKEEM:: How far TJ? TUNJI:: I just dey o HAKEEM:: Guy, you dey miss gan for here o TUNJI:: I've heard you baba. And when are you guys coming home? HAKEEM:: Nah tomorrow things o. We go see tomorrow now TUNJI:: Okay o. Later things now. (TO BE CONTINUE...WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE) |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 3:06am On Apr 07, 2017 |
EPISODE 3 Tunji went to his Mallam's friend kiosk to have a chit chat also to have some fresh air. MALLAM:: Tunji, how you dey? TUNJI:: Aboks, I dey fine o. You nko? MALLAM:: Me I dey fine fine TUNJI:: Aboki, when you go teach me how to speak Hausa now? MALLAM:: When you don dey ready Tunji, me I go teach you for Hausa TUNJI:: I dey ready but I no carry paper for hand. CUSTOMER:: Hey Mallam, do you have short bread biscuit? MALLAM:: Kai, e don pinish fine girl TUNJI:: Aboks, shey you know the biscuit she wan buy? MALLAM:: No be that small bread wey short TUNJI & CUSTOMER:: (Both Laughs) MALLAM:: Why you dey laugh Tunji? TUNJI:: Nothing! Sorry fine girl, this mallam doesn't know what you want, talk less of having what you wanna buy. CUSTOMER:: No problem TUNJI:: Okay, but if you wouldn't mind I can describe a nearby mini mart to you or I can as well walk you down there CUSTOMER:: Hmm, you decide with the one you wanna help me with plsss TUNJI:: Are you serious! I will prefer walking you down there miss MALLAM:: Kai Tunji! TUNJI:: (Winks) I dey come aboki. Sorry for the delay miss CUSTOMER:: It's OK TUNJI:: I'm Tunji by name. What yours? CUSTOMER:: Bukola TUNJI:: Wow! What a nice name for a prettiful lady CUSTOMER:: (smiling) Thanks TUNJI:: But can I call you Bukky? CUSTOMER:: Sure you can erm... TUNJI:: Tunji! I guess you forgot my name so soon BUKKY:: Am sorry bout that Tunji TUNJI:: Thank God you remember my name now BUKKY:: (smiling) Funny guy TUNJI:: Here we are Bukky, I will wait for you outside BUKKY:: Can we go in together, plsss TUNJI:: OK, no p. BUKKY:: Thanks Tunji TUNJI:: (smiles) You are welcome... (WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE) |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 3:08am On Apr 07, 2017 |
Your views and critics is welcome guys.
Should I stop or continue |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by ololadeking(m): 8:51am On Apr 07, 2017 |
nice work bro,continua |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by Farzsalam(m): 6:50pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
yo yo kwantinu I dey gbadun u tori |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 2:59am On Apr 26, 2017 |
EPISODE 4 (Inside the mini mart) Tunji: Hello, good evening! Can I have two short bread biscuit for my girl? Customer Service Assistant: (smiles...) ok sir Tunji: Thank you! Here your money. CSA: Your girl friend as paid sir. Tunji: Paid! When? CSA: When you were checking your phone sir Tunji: Ok, thanks. CSA: Thank you for patronising us. (On there way back) Tunji: I'm sorry for calling you that, while we were in there Bukky Bukky: Called me that! What is that? Tunji: For calling you my girl Bukky: Oh! It's nothing, Tunji. I should be the one thanking you. Tunji: Thank me, for what! No, no...it's a free World Bukky: (Smiling...) Tunji: why not give me your digits, instead, of thanking me Bukky: hmmm, ok 08136****** Tunji: Thanks! And that's my number, I just flashed you. Bukky: Ok, I will save it. And thank you for trying to pay for my biscuits earlier Tunji: Thank God! And you're always welcome Bukky: Ok, good night Tunji: Night... (They went their separate ways) Tunji: Aboks! We go see tomorrow Mallam: Ba wahala Tunji, my prend. 1 Like |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by brunxy(m): 2:39pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
Nice one..Looks promising..mention me on ur next post |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 2:01am On Apr 30, 2017 |
brunxy: |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 2:35am On Apr 30, 2017 |
EPISODE 5 Before I proceed, let me tell you more about myself. I know my name is not strange to guys. But let me tell you my name once more. My name is Tunji, am 22years old. I've lived with my parents all my life, not until my Dad sold our house, which made me live with my maternal grandparent. I'm a cool, calm and easy going guy, but i can be stubborn and naughty at times. Grandma: nibo lo t'nbo (where are you coming from) Tunji: Grandma, mo ko stroll jade ni (I just strolled out) Grandma: o stroll jade! Kini aago òwò e so (you stroll out, what says the time now) Tunji: Grandma, e mabinu. Mo mu eyan Ian lo si bi kan ni (am sorry, I took someone out that's why) Grandma: mo gbo! Ounje e wa ni kitchen (I've heard, your food is in the kitchen) Tunji: Ese ma (thank you ma) I went straight to my room, freshen up, wore my pyjamas and went to the kitchen to take my food to my room. I picked up my phone, dialled Bukky's number.... Bukky: Hello! Please who is this? Tunji: hey Bukky, it's me Tunji Bukky: oh Tunji, I forgot to save your number Tunji: ok, just calling to check up on you Bukky Bukky: wow! Thanks Tunji Tunji: I hope your parents were not mad at you, for staying out late? Bukky: not really, and am not staying with my parents. I live with my Aunt. Tunji: what about your parents? Bukky: they are not in the state presently. They've travelled out for their business trip in UK. Can I call you tomorrow, am so tired right now, I need to get some rest. Tunji: sure! You need it. Sweet dreams. Bukky: thanks, bye. 2 Likes |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by brunxy(m): 8:54am On May 02, 2017 |
Nice Update.....as much as i know putting this piece together is not an easy task,but i will like to advice u to make the update longer and let each update create more suspense or thrill for ur followers to enjoy...Thanks 1 Like |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 9:26am On Jun 22, 2018 |
I'm so sorry guys for the long break.
More update will soon be dropping. Thanks! |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by SlimB11(m): 5:42pm On Jun 12, 2019 |
you just left since 2018. i was enjoying your story already |
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 12:21am On Jun 14, 2020 |
Episode 6 Next day (Around 7:15am) I was still sleeping, when the sudden knock on the door woke me up. Tunji: Oooh! Tani yen (who is that) Hakeem: it's me, Hakeem... Victor: oga come open door jor Tunji: mtcheww (hiss) I opened the door to let them in, they went straight to my room to sleep. They slept on the bed while I continue my sleep on the floor. 9:45am an incoming call on my phone.I woke up to the sound of an incoming call on my phone. Tunji: (pick the call yawning) Bukky: OMG! I'm so sorry to wake you up Tunji: you need not to be sorry, I was actually waiting for your call and waking to the sound of your voice means a lot to me, Bukky Bukky: stop it jor Tunji: I'm serious Bukky: awww (blushing) Tunji: I'll ignore other calls, for you to be the very first person I speak to every morning Bukky: stop that jor! What about your girlfriend? Tunji: girlfriend! I wish I have one that sounds and looks just like you and even bears same name with you. Bukky: (stop it now) Tunji: I'm sorry... Bukky: I'm not mad at you, I don't just believe you, not having a girlfriend and moreover you guys have sweet mouth full of deceit. Tunji: yes, that's very true, I am not claiming to be perfect though but am different from those guys. Bukky: hmm, well, trust your night was splendid? Tunji: yes, it was awesome and thanks to you for making my night worthwhile. Bukky: Mmm, how? Tunji: it was your voice I heard before I slept last night. Bukky: you have a sweet mouth �(smiles) Tunji: And you have a candy mouth � Bukky: naughty you Tunji: lol � so tell me, what your schedule is like today, you going out? Bukky: not really, but I'll be going to the market with my Aunt. Tunji: ok, that's cool but please don't stress yourself much. Bukky: I won't, thanks dear. Tunji: how I wish! Bukky: what's your wish Tunji? Tunji: it's nothing Bukky Bukky: hmm, ok o Tunji: maybe I should hang up, for you to do the needful Bukky: Ok Tunji: I'll call you later babes. |
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