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Sleeping with nothing on.

Playing "Mommy and Daddy"

Mine is sitting down on the floor in the parlour instead of sofa.
Also sleep talking.

shyness

I love chocolate. . .I also drink tea alot

lalasticlala, seun and mynd44 which character did you guys grow up with

Laughing hard

Softorgasm:
your dp though.. now I'm thinking of food.

Lol,sowi

Whistling and telling people Uwarka when they are being total asses.

If i piss finish, i go spit on top am

Still addicted to the first slice off the loaf of sliced bread!

Cartoons still excites me not the later ones like Dora the explorer and co but classics such as Top Cat ( a good manual on being street smart as it follows the many get-rich-quick schemes of a band of streetwise cats), Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy , Courage the Cowardly Dog!

Petomi:
Believe the youths are the leaders of tomorrow

Believe that at your own peril

biting/eating my fingernails

I cause confusion or argument and walk away

1.I eat the inner part of bread,creating a deep hole and then discarding the rest. My wife gets seriously upset when I do that. Sorry Nne, even my mother gave up on me.

2.Reading in the toilet ,while taking my poo

3.Biting off fingernails

4. Can't look at the opposite sex eye balls for more than 10 seconds without finding a way out!!!

5.Rubber bands on my wrist .Now my son keeps yanking it off my wrist.The pains though.... I think this will be the first habit to drop sincerely.

6. Still pressing and succkin breast. .I love breast ooo. I remember several times madam no go give me her "isi ewu ".I go just dey roll for bed like earthworm wey meet salt. Then in my most sober/helpless voice,i go beg, "Nkem please at least allow me to suck your breeast ,what kind of wickedness is this? "

7. Still licking powdered milk .Yeah, do give a some to my son by pouring some on his palm .Partners in crime

8. Stealing meat from the pot at night. Yes I'm good in creating temporal potholes in soup.

9. Using dirty laundry to clean my shoes. Really don't care the cost of the clothe. Always think since its going to be washed anyway, then it's enough reason I use it to clean my office shoes. I'm the only OGA allowed to do that

10. Can shower with any kind of soap. I don't care to use detergent sef. As for cream, I fit rub anything. On several occasions I don rub relaxer comot .I felt terribly bad the whole of those days .Women!!

11. Putting already wrapped gele on my head
I usually do this as a child whenever my mom comes back from occasion and drops or hang the wrapped gele. I go just put am for my head while walking round the house. Now I dey wear my wife own .She go laugh sotee catarrh and tears go dey comot from her mouth. When I dey beg her that year to marry me she been dey do Shakara ooo

12. Sewing back buttons on my shirts.

13. Separating burnt groundnut from the fresh ones while eating. And the end of the day, I'd found out I ate almost nothing.

14. Tying same pairs of socks together,so as not to loose the other.My mother introduced this act after several beatings whenever I lost my socks. Believe me I can turn the whole house inside out while looking for a single socks.

The English word for it is TICKLE

Softorgasm:
I don't know the English word for it but the pidgin word is tortorri
Back then i use to tortorri my female friends unaware, infact when a girl sees me behind her back in school or at home, she quickly faces me, because she knows what I'm about to do.

This has turn to a habit and up till this day, i still tortorri ladies and in school the ladies in my class and hostel knows I'm addicted to tortorri..

Am do police and thief when I'm small




Noun that I'm old small, I'm an proud police offiser and am still thief meet on mine wive pot off soup

1.) playing with my dick before sleeping
2.) Snoring
3.) Stealing meat from my mums soup
4.) Reading children storybook
5.)Talking to my myself

Get my tea and bread deep the bread inside the tea cup and then eat Yummy

I still love eating directly from the pot and scratching the burn burn part of the pot. You need to see me dragging it with my kid sister every time.

Holding grudges

i prefer junks to food up till now

sucking bress...it became more worse as an adult.

Furcking or fingering a girl in a large gathering in the night on escortions and nobody will know and that makes it all fun...

Making money