₦airaland Forum

HungerBAD:
lol

Nogodye:
Eyah...i can understand how you feel at the end of the whole senario...have similar experience too, I remember speaking phonetic trying
to twist my tongue for one girl for
my area, the girl was like "i no
understand wetin you dey talk o,me no sabi englisi" i was embarrassed ehn. She even think i was asking for a road direction .I started cursing those that
originates the saying that says "The
way you dress is the way you will be address" coz i tried to addressed the girl the way she dressed but mehn na die o :Dmuch embarrasement that day .

BoldTint:
Sorry o! Your own worse

BoldTint:
9:43 am.

I was in one of those Lagos big buses, not molue o. There was this fine guy by my side, I kept stealing glances. I couldn't help it. He smelled like a clean Cologne, a nice, clean ocean wave.

He's focused on his phone. Didn't even notice me. Don't look at me like that, carry your face and comot. This one that I wanted to look at me was busy chatting with someone on his phone, a girl, I thought.. Mtchew.


A friend warned me to have a less dramatic day, and I planned to do just that." I'll start conversation with fine boy to get his attention, it's not only guys that know how to start conversations" I planned.

"Just five minutes talk" I agreed with my other self and turned to smile at him.

"I love your Cologne, what's the make?" I asked , revealing cream dentition, and immediately thanked God for my dentition when he revealed his, smiling back at me with curious eyes. Brown, scattered teeth visited my eyes. I shut them to hold back shock.

Fine boy did not answer but stood up to introduce himself to people in the bus.

"My name is chukwudi, let me introduce my product to you. I have fine perfumes from Germany, Italy...." He continued with heavy Igbo accent, all the while looking at me through the corners of his eyes. Just then I realized the Cologne i'd perceived was from his bag, not him.

Lost in thought, accusing my other self why she decided to be annoying this morning, I felt a tap on my shoulder. Fine boy was done introducing his products and was asking me which of the perfume I'd like to buy.

I ignored fine boy and asked conductor for my change and continued typing on my phone, determined to obey my friend's warning.

Perfume ko.

It is still paining me. [color=#770077][/color]

Nogodye:
Lmao ...mehn too bad but atleast i learnt my lesson

Millypink:
Hahahaha Romantism

BoldTint:
We both did

Nogodye:
Ehn ehn

Mz Romantic

dingbang:

Halfpenny:


Nicely written btw