cutestcuty84:
yes ooo
chriswazo,knacker,bussieboi ntoi

See president acting like mere civilian

Wat nonsense

Mustack:

He was recovered this hour.
He's in husputal.

No be hospital sef, na husputal

Uzeba Shey u see one of ur regimes bastardized projects u handled

Barely page 11 and the hospital sorry husputal are falling apart

At this point I say uzeba was a better king and he tactically handled all the pressure

It's a pity we now have a vegetable as president cannot even steer 10pagee without giving up

We don't only call for u impeachment

We call on Funtan to oder his boys to shoot him by firing squad

There after we bury his moniker in d thickest forest of Nairaland snakes
Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient,

How una dey? Long time..

Westin dey happen? I dey see something like firing squad. Who dey wan sentence?

BIGnotorious:
My fellow PCMs

Please check the link below,

http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2017/2017a.php

If you study the above timetable technically, you will realize that only batch A orientation date was released.

Compare the above with the previous batches (batch B 2015, batch A 2016 and batch B 2016), "stream 1 Orientation date" was first released on the timetable. After which "stream 2 Orientation date" followed suit.

I can categorically state that there won't be any "stream" in this batch.

http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2015/2015b.php

http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2016/2016a.php

http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2016/2016b.php

#JUST_THINKING_OUT_LOUD

Cc Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah, Ayomidric, Emcee6, Jamie1, Thorrvik55, Skrt, Teaser4, Tunnyz7, GentleLord, Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky, Rinsola32, Tommy9, Jiggernappy, Zagadat1, Royalsleek, Knacker, Chriswazo, Segunk1, Mrletsgo, Bashnigga, Bussieboi, Philgbee, Mexyz, Christly99, Angelswt, Sparkle4u, Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh, Ardeypearlz, Spicycat, Mustack, Preciousify, Eghosagraviti, Directonpc, Missmossy, Lindabell, DonVeek, Aspdrone, Diybay, TFeminist, Tpresh, Majedobi, floxyluv, mrletsgo, Derick, matildahenshaw, ifefolayimi, nathweezy, sparkle4u, holuwakore, ategberoson, tobijoshua, darrytoz, tosins, sesimi, genea, elthugnificient, dogoFara, Sadiq3051, raydatluvs, zinnychy, Preshivano01, zagadat1, rosieluv, kdon0000, SODEXSKI, annyberry, Ebubeslym, Junki04, Holarbizzy042, SpecialNkem, kinggenesis, Stevenson96, Rays123, sane93, Lanree176, christ1stlove, makorsino, Yureyes, ofelix15

Be thinking our loud there

I will just unplug the cable of the microphone and speaker so u will thinking inside loud

Funtan:



I never chop am o. E still dey fridge. You want am?

Yes as e dy hot

bussieboi:
At this point I say uzeba was a better king and he tactically handled all the pressure

It's a pity we now have a vegetable as president cannot even steer 10pagee without giving up

We don't only call for u impeachment

We call on Funtan to oder his boys to shoot him by firing squad

There after we bury his moniker in d thickest forest of Nairaland snakes
Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient,

My boys are on peace keeping mission in The Gambia. NNF don tire us. Too much political enemies i can't kill.

mrletsgo:
Westin dey happen? I dey see something like firing squad. Who dey wan sentence?

Nnf journalist
Jiggernappy

Funtan:


My boys are on peace keeping mission in The Gambia. NNF don tire us. Too much political enemies i can't kill.

U don give up ni

Mustack:
Yes as e dy hot

Mustack:
Yes as e dy hot

Lol. Mustack should be the king jare.

bussieboi:


U don give up ni

my brother, wetin man go do? Imagine journalist wey i kill twice still dey come disturb my government

Funtan:


my brother, wetin man go do? Imagine journalist wey i kill twice still dey come disturb my government

Lwkmd

U kill person 2 times he still dey buga u

Na wa oh

bussieboi:

Come u know say u no wan be president U come enta last minute collect hot seat
Seat wey funtan dey kill journalists up and down for
Wich kin nonsense is dis nah
Seat wey people dey lobby for
Ya now rubbishing it, What an insult to the entire NNF federation
This month be joking stuff
Whoever wan be president suppose knw say no be play play nah
Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah, Ayomidric, Emcee6, Jamie1, Thorrvik55, Skrt, Teaser4, Tunnyz7, GentleLord, Uzeba, Oliviaxx, Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky, Rinsola32, Tommy9, Jiggernappy, Zagadat1, Royalsleek, Knacker, Chriswazo, Segunk1, Mrletsgo, Bashnigga, Bussieboi, Philgbee, Mexyz, Christly99, Angelswt, Sparkle4u, Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi, Spicycat, Mustack, Preciousify, Eghosagraviti, Directonpc, Missmossy, Baze1, Lindabell, DonVeek, Aspdrone, Diybay, TFeminist, Tpresh, Majedobi, floxyluv, mrletsgo, Derick, matildahenshaw, ifefolayimi, nathweezy, sparkle4u, holuwakore, ategberoson, tobijoshua, darrytoz, tosins, sesimi, genea, elthugnificient,

why he be say na just una una we are not carried along

BIGnotorious:
My fellow PCMs

Please check the link below,

http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2017/2017a.php

If you study the above timetable technically, you will realize that only batch A orientation date was released.

Compare the above with the previous batches (batch B 2015, batch A 2016 and batch B 2016), "stream 1 Orientation date" was first released on the timetable. After which "stream 2 Orientation date" followed suit.

I can categorically state that there won't be any "stream" in this batch.

http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2015/2015b.php

http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2016/2016a.php

http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2016/2016b.php

#JUST_THINKING_OUT_LOUD

Cc Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah, Ayomidric, Emcee6, Jamie1, Thorrvik55, Skrt, Teaser4, Tunnyz7, GentleLord, Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky, Rinsola32, Tommy9, Jiggernappy, Zagadat1, Royalsleek, Knacker, Chriswazo, Segunk1, Mrletsgo, Bashnigga, Bussieboi, Philgbee, Mexyz, Christly99, Angelswt, Sparkle4u, Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh, Ardeypearlz, Spicycat, Mustack, Preciousify, Eghosagraviti, Directonpc, Missmossy, Lindabell, DonVeek, Aspdrone, Diybay, TFeminist, Tpresh, Majedobi, floxyluv, mrletsgo, Derick, matildahenshaw, ifefolayimi, nathweezy, sparkle4u, holuwakore, ategberoson, tobijoshua, darrytoz, tosins, sesimi, genea, elthugnificient, dogoFara, Sadiq3051, raydatluvs, zinnychy, Preshivano01, zagadat1, rosieluv, kdon0000, SODEXSKI, annyberry, Ebubeslym, Junki04, Holarbizzy042, SpecialNkem, kinggenesis, Stevenson96, Rays123, sane93, Lanree176, christ1stlove, makorsino, Yureyes, ofelix15

Over to you lai Muhammed.
Pls note any info should atleas go the its respective offices for appropriate analysis...
Nice one op.

Me self wan be president no special advicer to the president

herosakin777:
Me self wan be president no special advicer to the president

If you get 30 billion for account. Join the board

mrletsgo:
Westin dey happen? I dey see something like firing squad. Who dey wan sentence?

Imposter not him

bussieboi:


Nnf journalist
Jiggernappy

Imposter not him.

By the power conferred on me as the INEC chairman.The following pages has been scheduled for the upcoming election
pg517:Registration of voters
Pg520:Collection of voters card
Pg522:Campaign ends
Pg523 Election! Election!! Election!,
Note:Senatorial & presidential election will hold on the same page
House of rep election is still suspended for now.......

Signed.................

Funtan:


Lol. Mustack should be the king jare.

Am.OK with efcc. As you can see Chris case don enter court room.
There another report making the round, but still unclear.

Funtan:


my brother, wetin man go do? Imagine journalist wey i kill twice still dey come disturb my government

You no hear d news imposter not him..
Jigganappy oya hits us the headline tori again.

bussieboi:


Lwkmd

U kill person 2 times he still dey buga u

Na wa oh

Imposter of him was killed.

bussieboi:
At this point I say uzeba was a better king and he tactically handled all the pressure

It's a pity we now have a vegetable as president cannot even steer 10pagee without giving up

We don't only call for u impeachment

We call on Funtan to oder his boys to shoot him by firing squad

There after we bury his moniker in d thickest forest of Nairaland snakes
Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient,

True talk

BIGnotorious:
My fellow PCMs

Please check the link below,

http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2017/2017a.php

If you study the above timetable technically, you will realize that only batch A orientation date was released.

Compare the above with the previous batches (batch B 2015, batch A 2016 and batch B 2016), "stream 1 Orientation date" was first released on the timetable. After which "stream 2 Orientation date" followed suit.

I can categorically state that there won't be any "stream" in this batch.

http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2015/2015b.php

http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2016/2016a.php

http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2016/2016b.php

#JUST_THINKING_OUT_LOUD

Cc Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah, Ayomidric, Emcee6, Jamie1, Thorrvik55, Skrt, Teaser4, Tunnyz7, GentleLord, Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky, Rinsola32, Tommy9, Jiggernappy, Zagadat1, Royalsleek, Knacker, Chriswazo, Segunk1, Mrletsgo, Bashnigga, Bussieboi, Philgbee, Mexyz, Christly99, Angelswt, Sparkle4u, Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh, Ardeypearlz, Spicycat, Mustack, Preciousify, Eghosagraviti, Directonpc, Missmossy, Lindabell, DonVeek, Aspdrone, Diybay, TFeminist, Tpresh, Majedobi, floxyluv, mrletsgo, Derick, matildahenshaw, ifefolayimi, nathweezy, sparkle4u, holuwakore, ategberoson, tobijoshua, darrytoz, tosins, sesimi, genea, elthugnificient, dogoFara, Sadiq3051, raydatluvs, zinnychy, Preshivano01, zagadat1, rosieluv, kdon0000, SODEXSKI, annyberry, Ebubeslym, Junki04, Holarbizzy042, SpecialNkem, kinggenesis, Stevenson96, Rays123, sane93, Lanree176, christ1stlove, makorsino, Yureyes, ofelix15

U hav a point but it could be a typographical error... Anyhow sha 18th is just around d corner, dats when we'll know

JIGGERNAPPY:


Swearing In Ceremony
The Immediate Past President, (Uzeba) GCFR

The vice President GCON (Eze Knacker 1)

The Senate President (exeasy )

The Minister of Works (yureyes)

The Comptroller General of NAFDAC (Segunk1)

The Minister of information (Lai Bashnigga)

The Minister of Transport to Camp (mandibeauty)

The Cheif of Security (Bussieboi)

The Chief of Air Staff (Aspdrone)

The of EFCC (mustack)

The Attorney General and Minster of Justice (Jiggernappy)

The Minister Of Women affair (Chriswazo)

The minister of Education (Christly99)

The Minister for Foreign Affairs (Itzwizzle)

The minister of finance (cutestcutie84)

The Director General of NYSC (Chumaster), all protocols observed,

i welcome you all to this great ceremony, and as the Chief Justice of the Nairaland NYSC federation (NNF)

I hereby install Junki04 as the new president of NNF


Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient,
Et al

Me no come get post ni?

Angelswt:

thank you very much for this.
talking about one not intending to come back till after a year, please do you know if there is a place one can keep his/her luggage in the camp? like a safe room?

no there isn't. so it is advisable for you to lock your bags with padlocks all valuables such as money phone atmcard etc should be in your waste pouch.

@Elbizzcklinz, did u actually do the test or was just issued certificate? How many days did it take if u did the test? Where can i take the meningitis vaccine?
Thank you in advance.

The way this thread is running, we will get to page 600 before call-up.

bussieboi:


Nnf journalist
Jiggernappy

Wetin he do?

How una dey put people for position na we self want position we are not carried along ........
.... Were are forms for the elective positions

Angelswt:

yes it is.
we are required to get a certificate of fitness from any government hospital and those test are the ones stated.

buh is it on d nysc portal