This is really funny.... this thread scaled to page 6 all because of cele babes? na wa oooo.

The truth be told, ccc is a church that got every modality spiritually. It was founded on the real commandments of God .... forget anything anyone tells you about hurting anyone with a candle. The devil is actually not where we think he is, his sitting where you think is not.

akintom:

Those are as impossible, as the very meaning of impossible.

It will be easier for hippopotamus to dance through the eye of needle, than any JW Babe, listen to your music, talk less of dancing to it.

Guy you no well o! my chest!!!

I swear cele babes are always cute and beautiful

akintom:

Those are as impossible, as the very meaning of impossible.

It will be easier for hippopotamus to dance through the eye of needle, than any JW Babe, listen to your music, talk less of dancing to it.

Hahhahahahahaha. Kai

mrBlunt:


...and it doesn't change the fact that you come from the cursed generation of the maniacally sentimental. How on earth can you say, or what proof do you have to say that Cele is a Christian Cult? Imagine! Se won n di e ni? Just because, Cele is not an Oyinbo church, you have now, based on your inferiority complex and racial delusion, used your god-forbidden fingers to type trash against the holy Celestial Church of Christ. In fact, you are sick! Apologetic response ko, Olodo!

Your problem is plenty but one of them is ignorance. What is a Christian Cult? Do a little research, silly, and stop showcasing your celestial ignorant @ss.

sammydirectly:


Your problem is plenty but one of them is ignorance. What is a Christian Cult? Do a little research, silly, and stop showcasing your celestial ignorant @ss.

...and one of your numerous problems is obviously your inability to choose your tenses right, perhaps that accounts for your baseless and incoherent arguments.

Research? Of course, yes. I would like to carry out some research on you because you have been remarkably and fantastically stupid and daft. O Lord, I need to know why this poor guy, sammydirectly, is so moronic. Well, enjoy your moronic state as much as you can.

You may kill yourself on top the matter of Cele people wey no send you. 'CAUSE WE KNOW WE SERVE THE ONE TRUE GOD THROUGH OUR SAVING FAITH IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST AND SO WE WILL NOT BE MOVED AND NOTHING CAN DISCOURAGE US. NO WORD, NO LIE, NO CONSPIRACY AGAINST US SHALL STAND. CONTINUE O...CELESTIAL CHURCH, MAKING WAVES SINCE 1947.

Abeg does anyone here know of any Sabbath church within Lagos,he or she should pls pm me asap.

InvertedHammer:
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There is probably only about 5% difference between Catholicism and Celestial church. Both have these in common:
White candles, incense, holy water, sign of the cross, bowing at the altar, crucifix, virgin mary, communion.

Differences (Cele): sutana worn by all, bare feet, perfumes,
Communion in Cele is honey vs bread in Catholic church.

By the way if you read the Catholic missal, it refers to Catholic mass as "rituals". Go figure.
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Incredible!

So this is the level of your understanding of Catholic doctrine and practice ?
You could just as as well have said that the only difference between pineapples and apples is 'pine'

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mrBlunt:


...and one of your numerous problems is obviously your inability to choose your tenses right, perhaps that accounts for your baseless and incoherent arguments.

Research? Of course, yes. I would like to carry out some research on you because you have been remarkably and fantastically stupid and daft. O Lord, I need to know why this poor guy, sammydirectly, is so moronic. Well, enjoy your moronic state as much as you can.

You may kill yourself on top the matter of Cele people wey no send you. 'CAUSE WE KNOW WE SERVE THE ONE TRUE GOD THROUGH OUR SAVING FAITH IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST AND SO WE WILL NOT BE MOVED AND NOTHING CAN DISCOURAGE US. NO WORD, NO LIE, NO CONSPIRACY AGAINST US SHALL STAND. CONTINUE O...CELESTIAL CHURCH, MAKING WAVES SINCE 1947.

Oga.
Stop throwing a fit.
'Syncretism', 'christian' and 'cult' as used in this context are scientific anthropological/sociological terms and not derogatory in any way.

sammydirectly:


Your problem is plenty but one of them is ignorance. What is a Christian Cult? Do a little research, silly, and stop showcasing your celestial ignorant @ss.

Man, have you got them upset !

mrBlunt:


...and one of your numerous problems is obviously your inability to choose your tenses right, perhaps that accounts for your baseless and incoherent arguments.

Research? Of course, yes. I would like to carry out some research on you because you have been remarkably and fantastically stupid and daft. O Lord, I need to know why this poor guy, sammydirectly, is so moronic. Well, enjoy your moronic state as much as you can.

You may kill yourself on top the matter of Cele people wey no send you. 'CAUSE WE KNOW WE SERVE THE ONE TRUE GOD THROUGH OUR SAVING FAITH IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST AND SO WE WILL NOT BE MOVED AND NOTHING CAN DISCOURAGE US. NO WORD, NO LIE, NO CONSPIRACY AGAINST US SHALL STAND. CONTINUE O...CELESTIAL CHURCH, MAKING WAVES SINCE 1947.

Enjoy your Christian Cultism since 1947. Bye

dingbang:
Lol una don dey make me scared to date a cele babe.. Just when I was thinking to start looking for one

Don't mind them oo we celestians are unique, divine and heavenly gifted all these " they are fetish" is just bad mouthing God is with us we only work of the father, son and holy spirit. Halleluyah ao all nairaland celestians

IamaNigerianGuy:


Incredible!

So this is the level of your understanding of Catholic doctrine and practice ?
You could just as as well have said that the only difference between pineapples and apples is 'pine'

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Yes.
Because Catholicism is the pioneer christian religion. Every other sect is a breakaway faction taking with it the parts of Catholic doctrines they subscribe to. Got that?
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InvertedHammer:

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Yes.
Because Catholicism is the pioneer christian religion. Every other sect is a breakaway faction taking with it the parts of Catholic doctrines they subscribe to. Got that?
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You don't know what rituals mean So you think once something is called ritual, it means it is diabolic? What a shame on education in this country.

tpromise:


Afraid bawo. infact me still dey find a calm one for serious relationship.

I really really pity you. I am atheist but I can't do cele babes, too much drama and superstitiousness.

HardMirror:

You don't know what rituals mean So you think once something is called ritual, it means it is diabolic? What a shame on education in this country.

Because it involves your dear Catholic, you want to latch on to semantics. Whatever suits your gullibility. You don't have the spiritual or moral authority to decide which ritual is diabolical. If anything, you belong to the faction that believes that anything black is bad and anything white is good.

Most of you belong to different religious sects becau se you were born into it. Your parents conscripted you. The sect programmed you. You have no understanding of your sect other than what has been tattooed to your brain since childhood.
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InvertedHammer:


Because it involves your dear Catholic, you want to latch on to semantics. Whatever suits your gullibility. You don't have the spiritual or moral authority to decide which ritual is diabolical. If anything, you belong to the faction that believes that anything black is bad and anything white is good.

Most of you belong to different religious sects becau se you were born into it. Your parents conscripted you. The sect programmed you. You have no understanding of your sect other than what has been tattooed to your brain since childhood.
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How dumb can you be? Where did I indicate being a catholic? I am an Atheist.
And this is not about religion. Ritual does not mean diabolic. Rituals can be be good and it is just a word to describe a religious practice that has to be carried out meticulously. What is all your yelping even about? Catholics chuck stick inside your penticostal asz? Lol

sammydirectly:


Enjoy your Christian Cultism since 1947. Bye

Enjoy your most unfortunate delusional sentimental view of the church of God through your reprobate mind forever. Anyway, repent and be saved. Good bye!

HardMirror:


How dumb can you be? Where did I indicate being a catholic? I am an Atheist.
And this is not about religion. Ritual does not mean diabolic. Rituals can be be good and it is just a word to describe a religious practice that has to be carried out meticulously. What is all your yelping even about? Catholics chuck stick inside your penticostal asz? Lol

Your case is even worse than I imagined.

tpromise:


Afraid bawo. infact me still dey find a calm one for serious relationship.

Bros hope say your mother is spiritually strong. even if you meet an herbalist daughter she will convince you that everything they do is all for good. I've been there. don't try it.

HardMirror:

I really really pity you. I am atheist but I can't do cele babes, too much drama and superstitiousness.

You can only pity yourself. You know yourself only. The church we are talking about is my church for Christ sake.

gnykelly:


Bros hope say your mother is spiritually strong. even if you meet an herbalist daughter she will convince you that everything they do is all for good. I've been there. don't try it.

Your mom and you has a separate life. Take the best decision that you are ready to standby alone.

I am a grounded member of CCC and also understand everything about it. Not what i was told, i did my personal spiritual research. I can tell you things about the church that even the people that was born in it doesnt know about.

tpromise:



You can only pity yourself. You know yourself only. The church we are talking about is my church for Christ sake.

No wonder.
All good then enjoy yourselves

tpromise:



Your mom and you has a separate life. Take the best decision that you are ready to standby alone.

I am a grounded member of CCC and also understand everything about it. Not what i was told, i did my personal spiritual research. I can tell you things about the church that even the people that was born in it doesnt know about.

i rest my case.

HardMirror:
No wonder. All good then enjoy yourselves

Lol. So, I don knock you out.

gnykelly:


i rest my case.

Yes oooo. But come to think of it. The church is not what you think of it at all. I can take you on a stroll through everything about it. Nothing about it is hidden, because its not a secret gathering.

tpromise:



Lol. So, I don knock you out.

If you like to think so. Does not change the fact that c and s ladies are problems. This is not just a stereotype, it is generally true as not everyone can cope with a lady that believes and lives all the mumbo jumbo you C&S people believe.

HardMirror:

If you like to think so. Does not change the fact that c and s ladies are problems. This is not just a stereotype, it is generally true as not everyone can cope with a lady that believes and lives all the mumbo jumbo you C&S people believe.

I was talking about CCC not C&S biko

tpromise:



Yes oooo. But come to think of it. The church is not what you think of it at all. I can take you on a stroll through everything about it. Nothing about it is hidden, because its not a secret gathering.

my experience with a lady and what ensued afterward make mW hold my perception. I still hold my skeptic.

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