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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Jointhemiltons2(m): 8:38am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed
I like what I hear

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by bionixs: 8:41am On May 11, 2017
xynerise:
You no see am before you say "I do"?
Oya,where is that guy who kept disturbing us with," if you want to increase your ABUNNA contact me bla bla bla". He is no where to be found now that he thinks needed. But he will be all over the place economy is the issue
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 8:43am On May 11, 2017
I am sure it is women like you that will keep quiet on issues like domestic violence and rape because she wants to cover up for her husband, please how long will she cover up when the man didnt know what to do with his problem, after she has given birth to two children for him that is at least 3 years of marriage, no woman deserves pour and carry belle from her husband, even the fact that the husband's cassava is small is not enough, she is not sexually satisfied simple,when you marry, you will understand.
TinaAnita:
Did she just realize that dude's cassava is too small?

Chai. This woman could not even cover up for her husband? How could she expose the size of her husband's cassava before a pastor? Now I'm beginning to wonder if she has already started receiving big cassava somewhere ? Okay what does she want the poor man to do now? Is it a crime for a man to have it small? This is how some women frustrate their husbands. silly woman
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by alizma: 8:45am On May 11, 2017
but wait o, I thought women don't like this thing that much.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by temi2008: 8:45am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed

Look at human reasoning.God forbid fornication and is in the Holy Bible.Don't be smarter than your maker.
Heb 13:4 Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by xxgig(m): 8:48am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Smeago007(m): 8:48am On May 11, 2017
The quest for cassava begins!!!!
Lmao grin

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by sukkot: 8:48am On May 11, 2017
funmisticqueen:
I am sure it is women like you that will keep quiet on issues like domestic violence and rape because she wants to cover up for her husband, please how long will she cover up when the man didnt know what to do with his problem, after she has given birth to two children for him that is at least 3 years of marriage, no woman deserves pour and carry belle from her husband, even the fact that the husband's cassava is small is not enough, she is not sexually satisfied simple,when you marry, you will understand.
seems like you are going through the same problem. ekpele ooo sister mi. tell daddy to take his preek to the gym. make his preek go lift weights to get mozu grin grin
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by kkins25(m): 8:53am On May 11, 2017
alizma:
but wait o, I thought women don't like this thing that much.
I tot so too oh...
btw..
The woman get problem self.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by TinaAnita(f): 9:00am On May 11, 2017
funmisticqueen:
I am sure it is women like you that will keep quiet on issues like domestic violence and rape becausdon't ge wants to cover up for her husband, please how long will she cover up when the man didnt know what to do with his problem, after she has given birth to two children for him that is at least 3 years of marriage, no woman deserves pour and carry belle from her husband, even the fact that the husband's cassava is small is not enough, she is not sexually satisfied simple,when you marry, you will understand.

One thing has nothing to do with the other. There is no correlation between domestic violence and lack of sexual satisfaction in a marriage so don't get it twisted.

How would you feel if your husband go tell your pastor that your puna is too wide for his cassava plus your boobs are flat as bathroom slippers? Wouldn't you feel embarrased, pained and depressed? Please what is wrong is wrong.

The man did not create his cassava, he is not responsible for the size so I don't expect any reasonable and understanding wife to use it against her husband.

If the man is meeting other expectations apart from sex then she should bear with him.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by kkins25(m): 9:01am On May 11, 2017
pocohantas:

Yeah right! It has to be the woman's fault.

The woman sef funny o, na now she remember to complain?
she don reach break point. but Iam not understanding, na pastor dey resolve this kind issue.. nd look at d solution he provided "for better for worse" the woman go die of frustration bdat. if the man joystick too small for her mighty veejay let him use fingers na. her mates are getting fingered nd mouth "action-ed", she dey dere dey complain. hahaha. the husband too na slow learner...
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by kkins25(m): 9:04am On May 11, 2017
TinaAnita:


One thing has nothing to do with the other. There is no correlation between domestic violence and lack of sexual satisfaction in a marriage so don't get it twisted.

How would you feel if your husband go tell your pastor that your puna is too wide for his cassava plus your boobs are flat as bathroom slippers? Wouldn't you feel embarrased, pained and depressed? Please what is wrong is wrong.

The man did not create his cassava, he is not responsible for the size so I don't expect any reasonable and understanding wife to use it against her husband.

If the man is meeting other expections apart from sex then she should bear with him.
I concur!!!
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:04am On May 11, 2017
Me ke! no o, what is annoying me is that the husband is doing mumu saying he doesnt know what to do. This is not an issue for a pastor, they should see a sex therapists or consult kamasutra. See what religion has done to people. I am tired of nigerians and hypocrisy.
sukkot:
seems like you are going through the same problem. ekpele ooo sister mi. tell daddy to take his preek to the gym. make his preek go lift weights to get mozu grin grin

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:07am On May 11, 2017
temi2008:


Look at human reasoning.God forbid fornication and is in the Holy Bible.Don't be smarter than your maker.
Heb 13:4 Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
your religion forbids it. Some religions approve of it. Your religion is not the standard approved for 7 billion people in the world to live by. So take a seat
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:11am On May 11, 2017
If my husband tells me first, i will find something to do about it even though i will feel bad, i will move on, but the man in the story was lamenting that he doesnt know what to do, that's why she took it to the pastor, even though he didnt solve her problem, she is being truthful, or would u prefer she get it elsewhere. My take on the issue, she should look for a friend expewrienced in these matters or a sex therapist. The husband should get enlargement creams and do exercises.
TinaAnita:


One thing has nothing to do with the other. There is no correlation between domestic violence and lack of sexual satisfaction in a marriage so don't get it twisted.

How would you feel if your husband go tell your pastor that your puna is too wide for his cassava plus your boobs are flat as bathroom slippers? Wouldn't you feel embarrased, pained and depressed? Please what is wrong is wrong.

The man did not create his cassava, he is not responsible for the size so I don't expect any reasonable and understanding wife to use it against her husband.

If the man is meeting other expections apart from sex then she should bear with him.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by kkins25(m): 9:12am On May 11, 2017
funmisticqueen:
Me ke! no o, what is annoying me is that the husband is doing mumu saying he doesnt know what to do. This is not an issue for a pastor, they should see a sex therapists or consult kamasutra. See what religion has done to people. I am tired of nigerians and hypocrisy.
meself dont knw wen pastor become kamasutra expert..
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by vislabraye(m): 9:15am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed

What if after sampling 2 to 4 times, the guy come say he no one do again nko ?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:18am On May 11, 2017
The bottom line is that this woman is sexually fustrated and that alone is why many marriages fall apart. She needs advice not bashing from men who i am sure also have size issue. Every woman deserves sexual satisfaction after being told to wait till marriage, haba it is 419
kkins25:

I concur!!!

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by pocohantas(f): 9:19am On May 11, 2017
kwinzara:


she was a virgin ooo, didn't u see it there that they did not have sexual contact before the marriage
That they didn't have sexual contact before marriage doesn't mean she was a virgin.

That comment was sarcastic though, since some people feel it must be the woman's fault. I believe the man's penis is actually small and he knows, if it isn't...he won't be this calm.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:21am On May 11, 2017
TinaAnita:


One thing has nothing to do with the other. There is no correlation between domestic violence and lack of sexual satisfaction in a marriage so don't get it twisted.

How would you feel if your husband go tell your pastor that your puna is too wide for his cassava plus your boobs are flat as bathroom slippers? Wouldn't you feel embarrased, pained and depressed? Please what is wrong is wrong.

The man did not create his cassava, he is not responsible for the size so I don't expect any reasonable and understanding wife to use it against her husband.

If the man is meeting other expections apart from sex then she should bear with him.
what happened to go seeing a doctor are there no doctors in Nigeria anymore. Going to see her pastor instead of seeking medical advice goes to show her level of ignorance and how much education she lacks. What solution was she expecting her pastor to proffer - maybe to pray until god grows him a bigger weener? I have lived in Africa and I can equivocally say that you folks down there need enlightenment and better education..
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:21am On May 11, 2017
Sample isnt the same thing as use my brother
vislabraye:


What if after sampling 2 to 4 times, the guy come say he no one do again nko ?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by drmuri(m): 9:24am On May 11, 2017
kwinzara:


she was a virgin ooo, didn't u see it there that they did not have sexual contact before the marriage
that she did not have sex with Chidi did not mean she is virgin
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by frubben(m): 9:26am On May 11, 2017
qualityovenbake:
The old adage is true, it’s not what size you have, it’s how you use it.

They both have to figure out the best sex positions and techniques that can help ensure both have more pleasure.

Oga forget that tin, so people dick just b like carrot, dem go chook babe e go b like like say notin happen. the bible say test all spirit grin so in other word test ur product first to see wether it's authentic
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by drezzyx(m): 9:26am On May 11, 2017
Small like this one?

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by TinaAnita(f): 9:26am On May 11, 2017
iRyan:
what happened to go seeing a doctor are there no doctors in Nigeria anymore. Going to see her pastor instead of seeking medical advice goes to show her level of ignorance and how much education she lacks. What solution was she expecting her pastor to proffer - maybe to pray until god grows him a bigger weener? I have lived in Africa and I can equivocally say that you folks down there need enlightenment and better education..

And what do you think a doctor can do about it? I hope you aren't insinuating surgery?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by transient123(m): 9:27am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed

That is why you are mysterious!
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:27am On May 11, 2017
Granted the woman is ignorant, but what are you doing in an 'african thread'. The fact that we have a different orientation about life doesn't mean you should talk down on us. whoever you are, your adept ability to make hasty generalisations shows the depth and quality of your own education. Pls refrain from doing such
iRyan:
what happened to go seeing a doctor are there no doctors in Nigeria anymore. Going to see her pastor instead of seeking medical advice goes to show her level of ignorance and how much education she lacks. What solution was she expecting her pastor to proffer - maybe to pray until god grows him a bigger weener? I have lived in Africa and I can equivocally say that you folks down there need enlightenment and better education..
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by sukkot: 9:28am On May 11, 2017
funmisticqueen:
The bottom line is that this woman is sexually fustrated and that alone is why many marriages fall apart. She needs advice not bashing from men who i am sure also have size issue. Every woman deserves sexual satisfaction after being told to wait till marriage, haba it is 419
sex na food ? and if you women enjoy it so much why is it that we men have to pay for everything when we go out on a date ? shouldnt you be the one paying us since we are scratching ya itch ?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:29am On May 11, 2017
No he isn't
TinaAnita:


And what do you think a doctor can do about it? I hope you aren't insinuating surgery?

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