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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:35am On May 11, 2017 |
Please don't start with the broke nigga chronicles. I dont want abeg, to find out if sex na food, go without all forms of sex for a year and give me a testimony. Did she ask you out. sukkot: |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Harmoneasy: 9:37am On May 11, 2017 |
MysteriousAnn:the other room slay queen welcome o |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:42am On May 11, 2017 |
TinaAnita:I'm not a doctor but I do know that there are organic ways to solving the problem |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by daredreman(m): 9:43am On May 11, 2017 |
philipobiz: Okay... So wat are the ways |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by airminem(f): 9:45am On May 11, 2017 |
spafu:**winks** zhank you |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:47am On May 11, 2017 |
funmisticqueen:I'm African and I don't look down on anybody I was only saying what I have come to notice about my fellow Africans.. Education is important, it ended the killing of twins remember? |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by johnunor47: 9:47am On May 11, 2017 |
she had started fornicating already |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by sukkot: 9:49am On May 11, 2017 |
funmisticqueen: abi ya head is paining you ni ? www.nairaland.com/attachments/4499687_aisha55_jpeg323b688fc9f8881f1735883f08d5e892 |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:49am On May 11, 2017 |
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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by fineboynl(m): 9:59am On May 11, 2017 |
[s] AllforJesus7:[/s] rubbish. guy my dick is 6inch in width and 7inch in length. nor be for mouth. this is average mark to pussy I done see. you never see pussy before that's why you are quoting me. |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 9:59am On May 11, 2017 |
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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 10:01am On May 11, 2017 |
fineboynl: ok |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by rakazytee(f): 10:07am On May 11, 2017 |
Pathetic, comments everywhere, African women are done for, if it was a man that complain most comments 'll be go n remarry, without giving the woman any consideration. Most of u forget that u pass thru same hole, n d woman that brought you forth laboured in pain before that could happened. If men have problem in satisfying there women, they covered it up with flimsy excuses but if it were women, the story changes tune. What a world, what hypocrisy! |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 10:14am On May 11, 2017 |
that's because you av tested other joystick before you meant him. that's d most reason why we should not engage in sex before marriage. 1 Like |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by alaskido(m): 10:16am On May 11, 2017 |
There is no joystick that is too small. Everything depends on how you use it. Some large joysticks cannot perform more than the small ones. Also the size of the womans virgina should also be considered. Some women are Indian wells and oceans, you can never satisfy them. |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by DUMCHRIS(m): 10:21am On May 11, 2017 |
frubben: Please it is 'spirits' not penis or vagina please don't quote the bible out of context |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by airminem(f): 10:31am On May 11, 2017 |
1st- Never get advice or counseling from a male pastor/counselor/friend regarding the issue. They just cant get into the system of how women's minds work, they give some advice like " women always complain" or "you should accept it that way" which even may increase the worries. |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by TinaAnita(f): 10:37am On May 11, 2017 |
iRyan: No loving and understanding wife would let her husband go through such uncertainties. |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by vislabraye(m): 10:46am On May 11, 2017 |
funmisticqueen: . So its okay to sample men b4 marriage |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 11:02am On May 11, 2017 |
LOL, i am not joking o, he was the one who asked me if sex was food AllforJesus7: |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by robosky02(m): 11:05am On May 11, 2017 |
ariklawani: love dokita
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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by robosky02(m): 11:17am On May 11, 2017 |
financialwoman: the key to solving this dilemma is sufficient lubrication and arousal and a good relationship with a partner have a much greater impact on sexual enjoyment for women. not his dick size |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Tecno66: 11:18am On May 11, 2017 |
ijustdey:A living dog is better than a dead lion. The thing small but you take am born two children. Is it not better than the one wey big so tey e dey reach the bottom but no pikins. |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by vantage001: 11:18am On May 11, 2017 |
BUSHHUNTER:na every thing una dey use do tribalism. If they descend on your thread and panel beat your yoruba heads into submission, you will be the first to cry of tribalism. Go to ikeja court and see how many yoruba women are complaining on the daily basis about their yoruba men due to erectile dysfuncntion, infidelity or even incest common among depraved yoruba men. http://www..ng/news/please-separate-us-husband-impotent-wife-begs-judge Weak as$ yoruba men who wants to blow others candle to make theirs shine brighter. |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 11:32am On May 11, 2017 |
Imagine and she calls herself a church girl. The p**y is over used. Too many pastors how entered there.
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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by robosky02(m): 11:37am On May 11, 2017 |
most people are not getting it right here the woman said her man is not SATISFYING HER. the solution therefore will not be in the size of the "cassava" big or small but in how to use it well and achieve satisfaction 2 Key Tips For Pleasing a Woman - pre-intimacy and Afterplay The key to making love to your wife so she'll adore you and get pleasure out of pleasing you is simple: make it about her. Make the effort to ensure that it's a thrilling experience for her. Two of the most important tips for pleasing a woman are: 1) pre-intimacy 2) Afterplay I once heard a quote: "A man who engages in pre-intimacy understands sex. A man who engages in afterplay understands love." If you want a happy wife and thereby a happy marriage then, you need to understand both sex and love. A wife needs (and deserves) high quality of both. As for pre-intimacy, it should be your default rule. It doesn't mean that a woman never wants to skip quickly to sex. Quite the contrary. Women are far more sexual than men often imagine and tend to be very eager for sex if their man has built up their desire for him. Plan ahead sometimes. Start the seduction outside the bedroom. Tell her what you want to do to her. Tell her what she does to you. Tell her what it'll be like. Why? Because for her, love-making isn't just about the sex. Yes, a woman wants to ravaged and taken sometimes. But she also wants to be seduced. Seduce her before you even get to the bedroom. Make it about her. And here's the cool part: if your focus is pleasing her, then her focus will be pleasing you. So when to engage in pre-intimacy and when to go straight for sex? You have two guidelines for that: 1) Make it about her. If you're not sure what I mean, make sure you've read The Key to Making Love. 2) Pay attention! If you're not sure what I mean, make sure you've read Sexually Pleasing a Woman. As for afterplay, it's really not that hard-don't freak out! Just gently kiss her for a while and hold her for even longer. This will make her feel loved on an emotional level, not just desired on a physical level. Both are necessary. If your afterplay heightens her desire, then it may end up being pre-intimacy, instead. All the better...unless you're exhausted at that point. Then I can't help you. Sorry. I have a saying that I tell husbands, "Treat your woman like a queen. But be her king, not her subject (or another queen)." pre-intimacy can help make you her king. Afterplay will help you make her feel like a queen. |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by megama: 11:55am On May 11, 2017 |
Exponental:madam noo need cucumber self.from her complaint.what she need is big unripe plantain |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by IAmAmbrose(m): 12:21pm On May 11, 2017 |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by UTEWUOJO: 12:31pm On May 11, 2017 |
Kai!! one man's food is another man's poison, while my babe is busy complaining that my Joystick is too big, this woman is lamenting over her husband's crayfish joystick, abeg madam, am up for rent and I assure you that your life will never remain the same. |
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