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Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:33pm On May 17, 2017
smellingmenses:
Please view and advise.
i dont knw her , sorry no vex
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:34pm On May 17, 2017
smellingmenses:
What you call fun is low self-esteem issues you have. Get some offline life.
Take your amateurish armchair doctor analysis & shove it where the sun don't shine! I'm good.
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:35pm On May 17, 2017
ZarZar:
LMAO. Thati cover lova because they gonna come for you for that tongue Your own don finish be that grin

Anyway, don't worry I got you covered jor grin Here's my little parting gift...
lol thanx

If dem wan come for make I find body armor real quick,I know dem not smiling sha!! grin. Una go protect me right?
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by callmembj1(m): 1:36pm On May 17, 2017
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 1:36pm On May 17, 2017
ZarZar:
Take your amateurish armchair doctor analysis & shove it where the sun don't shine! I'm good.
Lame. Get some offline life... and if you're lucky some random guy as usual...but never you open that dung of a mouth to mock Nigeria here.... especially not on my thread. I won't be forgiving next time. Now run along.
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:37pm On May 17, 2017
ZarZar:
Take your amateurish armchair doctor analysis & shove it where the sun don't shine! I'm good.
btw march and may is 90 days

You have spent 37 on nairaland

I mean u were online for literally 37 days inside 90 cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy



Stretch forth ur hands , may you find purpose next month

Amen

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:40pm On May 17, 2017
where aderola15 self
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 1:43pm On May 17, 2017
itsJude:
btw march and may is 90 days

You have spent 37 on nairaland

I mean u were online for literally 37 days inside 90 cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy



Stretch forth ur hands , may you find purpose next month

Amen
37 ×24=888 hours of hardwork on nairaland in 90 days... Meanwhile in paid employment you usually do 8hours per day so assuming no weekend... 90×8= 720 hours! So zarzar has spent more time on nairaland than on a paid employment in 90 days!
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:44pm On May 17, 2017
LordOfSamosa:
You're too beautiful to be single na..
grin

Thank u..but i have no luck ooo.. i always being ended up to be friendzoned embarassed undecided
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:44pm On May 17, 2017
smellingmenses:
Lame. Get some offline life... and if you're lucky some random guy as usual...but never you open that dung of a mouth to mock Nigeria here.... especially not on my thread. I won't be forgiving next time. Now run along.
Dude, I don't give a rat's ass whose thread it is. You may have created it, but if you think that gives you the right to come at me for absolutely no reason, then you better think again. I didn't Bleep with you, don't Bleep with me. End of. You don't know me from a hole in the ground, so your opinion of me is invalid. Worthless. Forgiving or not, I don't care. You know how to find me any time you wanna flex your silicone muscles

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:46pm On May 17, 2017
smellingmenses:
37 ×24=888 hours of hardwork on nairaland in 90 days... Meanwhile in paid employment you usually do 8hours per day so assuming no weekend... 90×8= 720 hours! So zarzar has spent more time on nairaland than on a paid employment in 90 days!
she just dey zarzar up and down cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Na governor abode i blame , those public parks wifi done dey give people access to internet
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 1:47pm On May 17, 2017
ZarZar:
Dude, I don't give a rat's ass whose thread it is. You may have created it, but if you think that gives you the right to come at me for absolutely no reason, then you better think again. I didn't Bleep with you, don't Bleep with me. End of. You don't know me from a hole in the ground, so your opinion of me is invalid. Worthless. Forgiving or not, I don't care. You know how to find me any time you wanna flex your silicone muscles
Is this all you could Google up? Jobless tramp.
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 1:47pm On May 17, 2017
itsJude:
she just dey zarzar up and down cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Na governor abode i blame , those public parks wifi done dey give people access to internet
She's actually doing the robot jobs in south Africa... A country I won't yab or shade.... Not because of zarzar ... Self-esteem issues made her tap mouth mock Nigeria in here..
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:48pm On May 17, 2017
itsJude:
where aderola15 self
In za oza room wink tongue

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:48pm On May 17, 2017
itsJude:
btw march and may is 90 days

You have spent 37 on nairaland

I mean u were online for literally 37 days inside 90 cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy



Stretch forth ur hands , may you find purpose next month

Amen
And so? How does what I do with my time impact you in any way, shape or form? Does it make your day have less than the usual 24hrs? If not STFU & let me spend my days the way I see fit.
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:49pm On May 17, 2017
smellingmenses:
She's actually doing the robot jobs in south Africa...
even worst cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy her joblessness na +1hr
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 1:49pm On May 17, 2017
ZarZar:
And so? How does what I do with my time impact you in any way, shape or form? Does it make your day have less than the usual 24hrs? If not STFU & let me spend my days the way I see fit.
Kip quiet....next customer on the way
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:49pm On May 17, 2017
Aderola15:
In za oza room wink tongue
with those curves , make i sharpen my biro come sharply
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:50pm On May 17, 2017
ZarZar:
And so? How does what I do with my time impact you in any way, shape or form? Does it make your day have less than the usual 24hrs? If not STFU & let me spend my days the way I see fit.
ur day kwa?

its ur nairaland day u mean , its not urs ooooo
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:51pm On May 17, 2017
ZarZar:
LMAO. Thati cover lova because they gonna come for you for that tongue Your own don finish be that grin

Anyway, don't worry I got you covered jor grin Here's my little parting gift...
Next time you will learn not to shade Nigeria ...
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:52pm On May 17, 2017
itsJude:
ur day kwa?

its ur nairaland day u mean , its not urs ooooo
She lost sense of time...just as sense of her proportion and station in life

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:53pm On May 17, 2017
smellingmenses:
Is this all you could Google up? Jobless tramp.
You don't see me begging with a cup, do you? Whether jobless or not, it's my problem to deal with, not yours. Funny how you're calling me jobless when you spend as much time here as I do, between your alternate accounts. I guess switching between monikers makes you a busy, hardworking man, right? Rubbish!
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by HellRaiXer: 1:54pm On May 17, 2017
smellingmenses:
Cc bumbae1
Reasons..... No panties on at all times.....
Sex insatiable....
intimacy gadgets always with her even in church!
Suspects she's​ humping her brother.... caught his hand in her breasts...
And. She talks too much..... lies too much..... has little to no female friends
Help me decipher this babe..... she even insists I suck her tits in the middle of a dance floor.
What other signs do I need to watch out for?
You're the plumber's bellhop on Judas's quest
You sought her blood for speaking the truth?
Indicting your"Brother"who is a snitch addict

She may have dropped her panties
Where you dropped your soul
While she may pick it up for a clean start
Your soul is lost for eternity floating in damnation's realm

Fly away for you're lost to shame
You are plurimi plumber

Smellymenses
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:54pm On May 17, 2017
smellingmenses:
Kip quiet....next customer on the way
Make me!
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 1:55pm On May 17, 2017
ZarZar:
You don't see me begging with a cup, do you? Whether jobless or not, it's my problem to deal with, not yours. Funny how you're calling me jobless when you spend as much time here as I do, between your alternate accounts. I guess switching between monikers makes you a busy, hardworking man, right? Rubbish!
You surely begging with the puci...but ain't my bidness... Just learn your​ place...quit mocking Nigeria in any form wherever I am involved.... especially when not provoked
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:56pm On May 17, 2017
i smell war , make i ready my godofwar uniform grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:56pm On May 17, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin

Thank u..but i have no luck ooo.. i always being ended up to be friendzoned embarassed undecided
Oh sowie, don't worry the right guy is gonna come, it's only a matter of time..
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 1:56pm On May 17, 2017
ZarZar:
Make me!
Shush just do it.... Of course you typing with the hand...

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:56pm On May 17, 2017
itsJude:
ur day kwa?

its ur nairaland day u mean , its not urs ooooo
Whatever you call it, I'm still the one clocking in/out, so mind your damn business.
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:57pm On May 17, 2017
SmartChoices:
Next time you will learn not to shade Nigeria ...
Ugh! Whatever.
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:58pm On May 17, 2017
ZarZar:
Whatever you call it, I'm still the one clocking in/out, so mind your damn business.
if i see a mad man walking on the road

Its not only my biz to ignore him its also my duty as a good nigerian grin grin grin grin to warn others passing \

Zarzar dont start what u cant finish , find other sites to waste ur life on
Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 1:59pm On May 17, 2017
ZarZar:
Ugh! Whatever.
Lesson well learned I believe. Bye for now.
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