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Lana1:
Thanks bro. I no even send any LG for there

I plan to redeploy immediately after the 3wks camp orientation

SeekinAttention:
Lol! I would be here when ur team will "fascinate" and lose the Europa league "fascinatingly"

Bunch of dundees

Naah, we'll put on a fascinating performance therefore making the finals fascinating for the neutrals and we will win the fascinating cup when the fascinating refree blows full time.

raumdeuter:
Bigkesh you sabi cook? come collect recipe


Ingredients for Draw soup:

De Gea - Pot
Baily - Palm oil
Jones - Ogbono
Romero - Water
Smalling - meat
Darmian - Dry fish
Herera - Stockfish
Fellaini - Pepper
Mata - Crayfish
Rooney - periwinkle
Rashford - salt
Martial - Okro
Mkhitaryan - Ugu vegetable
Pogba - plate to serve


#ManchesterRestaurant
#ChefJose

bigkesh:
Gas cooker- Ed Woodward
Kitchen-Old Trafford

weedtaker:
safe journey ma mans,


nd don't worry about the finals, ama take kia of it man

adebayo201:
Safe journey bro. Do well to enjoy the orientation camp because somehow it's stressful but you have to create your own enjoyment!

Safe journey once again

Lana1:
Nysc carry me go Adamawa.
And i'm supposed to be travelling a day or two b4 the Europa final.

The curse wey go follow those ïdiots no go get part 2 if dem go lose. So those bastárds beta win and give me small measure of happiness if not eh.....

Lana1:
Nysc carry me go Adamawa.
And i'm supposed to be travelling a day or two b4 the Europa final.

The curse wey go follow those ïdiots no go get part 2 if dem go lose. So those bastárds beta win and give me small measure of happiness if not eh.....

Lana1:
Nysc carry me go Adamawa.
And i'm supposed to be travelling a day or two b4 the Europa final.

The curse wey go follow those ïdiots no go get part 2 if dem go lose. So those bastárds beta win and give me small measure of happiness if not eh.....

Spy360:
Top 4 is still possible for us dude.

But who needs it? After 21 years, we surely need a break. Don't we?

raumdeuter:
Goodluck, My brother was posted to Adamawa and he redeployed too. He actually missed his batch and went with the next but that was around 2011 at the peak of Boko Haram. They speak Hausa in Adamawa but they are not Hausas, their girls are very pretty and have some fulani features especially Chamba people

Carry your mind comot for Man Utd, dem go lose. All the witches and wizards of this world are now in support of Ajax, we've made Amsterdam our headquarters

While in camp try sharp up, girls are usually willing to play, Dont rush. Avoid stuck up ones jumping all around like Kangaroosand pursue those quiet ones, you will be surprised that will give you play easily, Its just 3 weeks and you wont see them again for life. No use chasing Miss NYSC when 15 of you dey chase the same person. All those wey go those interior schools are usually easy prey. Below is your course of action

1. Tell them you know me raumdeuterr.
2. Tell them your brother afrodoc2 is the best doctor in Australia
3. Get rid of your Ibadan accent, Don't go there speaking like Jenifa or like you are the crown prince of Molete
4. Tell them You are about to go for trials in Bayern U15 academy.
5. Never tell anyone you are a Man Utd fan, cos you will never score. Rather buy Ronaldo or Messi jersey
6. Frequent mammy market you might see some "ebinna" I never chop wey you fit use small change wash
7. Avoid Yoruba girls, Its almost like they always have a mandate to find husband by force at NYSC.

raumdeuter:
Goodluck, My brother was posted to Adamawa and he redeployed too. He actually missed his batch and went with the next but that was around 2011 at the peak of Boko Haram. They speak Hausa in Adamawa but they are not Hausas, their girls are very pretty and have some fulani features especially Chamba people

Carry your mind comot for Man Utd, dem go lose. All the witches and wizards of this world are now in support of Ajax, we've made Amsterdam our headquarters

While in camp try sharp up, girls are usually willing to play, Dont rush. Avoid stuck up ones jumping all around like Kangaroosand pursue those quiet ones, you will be surprised that will give you play easily, Its just 3 weeks and you wont see them again for life. No use chasing Miss NYSC when 15 of you dey chase the same person. All those wey go those interior schools are usually easy prey. Below is your course of action

1. Tell them you know me raumdeuterr.
2. Tell them your brother afrodoc2 is the best doctor in Australia
3. Get rid of your Ibadan accent, Don't go there speaking like Jenifa or like you are the crown prince of Molete
4. Tell them You are about to go for trials in Bayern U15 academy.
5. Never tell anyone you are a Man Utd fan, cos you will never score. Rather buy Ronaldo or Messi jersey
6. Frequent mammy market you might see some "ebinna" I never chop wey you fit use small change wash
7. Avoid Yoruba girls, Its almost like they always have a mandate to find husband by force at NYSC.

Funlord2:
http://www.football365.com/news/fa-approves-retrospective-bans-for-divers-from-next-season


SAY NO TO DIVING! Good move.....

GloryIsaac:
Naah, we'll put on a fascinating performance therefore making the finals fascinating for the neutrals and we will win the fascinating cup when the fascinating refree blows full time.

'HE MADE ME INTO A ROBOT' - FORMER MAN UTD BOSS VAN GAAL SLAMMED BY SCHNEIDERLIN

The France international has opened up on his testing spell at Old Trafford, with a move to Everton required to bring enjoyment back to his game
Morgan Schneiderlin has accused Louis van Gaal of turning him into “a robot” at Manchester United by removing all freedom from his game.
The France international was taken to Old Trafford by the Dutch coach in a big-money transfer in the summer of 2015.

He arrived as one of the most highly-rated midfielders in the Premier League, but left for Everton in January 2017 having struggled to make the expected impact.
Schneiderlin believes that is down to the methods of a manager who tried to stifle him, with Van Gaal seeking to turn him into a different player than the one he signed.
Speaking to French newspaper
L’Equipe , the 27-year-old said: “This first year with Louis Van Gaal sticks in the throat.

“I didn’t take any pleasure on the pitch. He left me little freedom in my game, even though I have quite a lot of experience in the Premier League.
“With him, I felt like playing a robot. They said to me, ‘You must never go and get the ball in this part of the pitch, you must not do this, that’. These instructions may have disturbed me a little.

“When a player wonders during a game – ‘But what does the coach want me to do in this situation?’ – he begins to be less efficient. Especially at Manchester United, in a context where all matches are scrutinised by the media and where one can quickly be criticised from everywhere.”
Schneiderlin made 39 appearances in all competitions under Van Gaal in the 2015-16 campaign, but was an unused substitute in United’s FA Cup triumph.
He then failed to break into the side once Jose Mourinho inherited the managerial reins, with a £20 million move made to Everton during the winter transfer window.

http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/8/main/2017/04/09/34443532/he-made-me-into-a-robot-former-man-utd-boss-van-gaal-slammed

diggz:
How is mou a fraud sir?

So you prefer to go trophyless than to win the one trophy which has eluded your club for years?

Hope you are aware fergie already sees this season as a success if or when mou wins the Europa cup?

raumdeuter:
https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18556964_1456761657727132_5637920808563078931_n.jpg?oh=6fa7bfba9e0ca54ebe48b13cbf4ac7a3&oe=59BBD8BA

SeekinAttention:
The day any manure fan her will finally catch bigkesh or metahuman on street.
What they will do to them ehn

SeekinAttention:
The day any manure fan her will finally catch bigkesh or metahuman on street.
What they will do to them ehn

Funlord2:
mukina2, chamotex, Ogbeche77


If it is time to ban me or our other regulars whenever some of these cowards hit the report button you do it with lightning speed!

This kid has been acting ignorant for weeks now and all day today and because of how we roll here we have been silent! Now it has gotten too far! Very soon we will start seeing _penis or pussy pictures if you do not handle this sort of senseless trolling! Abeg get rid of him and his senseless inhuman picture! Enough is enough! We are soccer fans not animals!

LoRdCaT:
I just weak.. What kind of fascinatingly disgusting picture is that?

Funlord2:
I mean what the _fuck? Spamming the pages since morning with nonsense! We can't even post or have any sort of discussion! If it's party time we all party! Was there any match today? Have we not confirmed 6th for the season? So what is this mongrels problem? Why can't he wait till Wednesday to keep being _stupid!


If you go to the chelsea thread or the barca thread and see how we discuss soccer or their own players sometimes you would think I was not a man united fan...but these new sets just want to be foolish 24-7! Are we in high school? Abeg he should get lost....

SeekinAttention:
As old as u are, u are still crying, calling mods to come and ban.
Such low kiddo mentality

Funlord2:
I mean what the _fuck? Spamming the pages since morning with nonsense! We can't even post or have any sort of discussion! If it's party time we all party! Was there any match today? Have we not confirmed 6th for the season? So what is this mongrels problem? Why can't he wait till Wednesday to keep being _stupid!


If you go to the chelsea thread or the barca thread and see how we discuss soccer or their own players sometimes you would think I was not a man united fan...but these new sets just want to be foolish 24-7! Are we in high school? Abeg he should get lost....

007author:
Dude that pics is disgusting just put it down biko