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raumdeuter:
Goodluck, My brother was posted to Adamawa and he redeployed too. He actually missed his batch and went with the next but that was around 2011 at the peak of Boko Haram. They speak Hausa in Adamawa but they are not Hausas, their girls are very pretty and have some fulani features especially Chamba people

Carry your mind comot for Man Utd, dem go lose. All the witches and wizards of this world are now in support of Ajax, we've made Amsterdam our headquarters

While in camp try sharp up, girls are usually willing to play, Dont rush. Avoid stuck up ones jumping all around like Kangaroosand pursue those quiet ones, you will be surprised that will give you play easily, Its just 3 weeks and you wont see them again for life. No use chasing Miss NYSC when 15 of you dey chase the same person. All those wey go those interior schools are usually easy prey. Below is your course of action

1. Tell them you know me raumdeuterr.
2. Tell them your brother afrodoc2 is the best doctor in Australia
3. Get rid of your Ibadan accent, Don't go there speaking like Jenifa or like you are the crown prince of Molete
4. Tell them You are about to go for trials in Bayern U15 academy.
5. Never tell anyone you are a Man Utd fan, cos you will never score. Rather buy Ronaldo or Messi jersey
6. Frequent mammy market you might see some "ebinna" I never chop wey you fit use small change wash
7. Avoid Yoruba girls, Its almost like they always have a mandate to find husband by force at NYSC.

Apart from the part he said u should forget about United, this one na advice of the year...
I strongly recommend camp clinic... Worked for me. Might work for you too. I even had an opportunity to get down with one of the younger nurses (which I passed btw). United will win the match, forget story.
Be safe brother...

sod09:
lmao ...common go and serve ur fatherland u think say na ibadan dem go put so u will turn challenge bus stop or under bridge as ppa.
when i go benue go serve who send me message, sha no go reason with ur penis day pursue hausa girl na too castrate you be that.



enjoy ur service year, you only do it once in your life

Lol. I don hear u! Thanks.

sod09:
tell dem say you get hiv,mental issue, ebola dem go redeploy you sharp sharp

I go tell dem say i be Arsenal fan. Na automatic redeployment be dat.

Lmao.....this nairaland ehn, I no fit laugh finish.

Funlord2, you don buy market tonight.

afrodoc2:
Congrats and safe journey. Shine your eye even in camp, e be like Boko tentacles don spread reach that side. I served in Yobe state when Boko haram was still a local gang.

Yes. BH spread reach Adamawa. I dont even understand what can over me when i was picking the state

But i've been told redeployment due to insecurity is possible. I'm high-tailing it out of there after camp...

diggz:
easy bruv he never reach for Ur players shebi mou is a fraud?

Meanwhile,shine yah eye plenty for Adamawa oh! Wishing you a fantastic service year man. Hv plenty of fun,save plenty of Ur cash too and beware of dem girls over dere.

Lol. I don hear. Thanks

Chelseafan1:
Lmao.....this nairaland ehn, I no fit laugh finish.

Funlord2, you don buy market tonight.

How? Or are you in support of us behaving like animals? Or you loved his picture? Why did you not post something like that too? Please if you cannot respect your fellow human being like we do then don't get involved in this!

Sanity restored! The trolling can continue now gentlemen but with some civility!



Full time scores:


Leicester 1 tottehham 6! Kane for the golden boot! Maybe....

raumdeuter:
Goodluck, My brother was posted to Adamawa and he redeployed too. He actually missed his batch and went with the next but that was around 2011 at the peak of Boko Haram. They speak Hausa in Adamawa but they are not Hausas, their girls are very pretty and have some fulani features especially Chamba people

Lol. Hausa land where they like swinging their machetes anyhow?? Pls

Carry your mind comot for Man Utd, dem go lose. All the witches and wizards of this world are now in support of Ajax, we've made Amsterdam our headquarters

https://i.imgbox.com/wikrhlWa.jpg

While in camp try sharp up, girls are usually willing to play, Dont rush. Avoid stuck up ones jumping all around like Kangaroosand pursue those quiet ones, you will be surprised that will give you play easily, Its just 3 weeks and you wont see them again for life. No use chasing Miss NYSC when 15 of you dey chase the same person. All those wey go those interior schools are usually easy prey. Below is your course of action

1. Tell them you know me raumdeuterr.
2. Tell them your brother afrodoc2 is the best doctor in Australia
3. Get rid of your Ibadan accent, Don't go there speaking like Jenifa or like you are the crown prince of Molete
4. Tell them You are about to go for trials in Bayern U15 academy.
5. Never tell anyone you are a Man Utd fan, cos you will never score. Rather buy Ronaldo or Messi jersey
6. Frequent mammy market you might see some "ebinna" I never chop wey you fit use small change wash
7. Avoid Yoruba girls, Its almost like they always have a mandate to find husband by force at NYSC.

Duly noted!!

SeekinAttention:
Some some pple here still dey do NYSC and they go dey open mouth dey insult pple

Like that lana1 should be opening his mouth to insult pple like ramuzaki and ibime that he should be sending CV to begging for the job. Chai.

Stupid boy is still thinking about manure when he should be on his way to Adamawa to focus on his life and future.

And they will be coming to NL speaking like boss that is capable of buying 30 iPhone 7 just to destroy them.

NYSC! SMH!
I know how I go take dey interact with pple now

Ok??

kokaneprodigy:
I swear, knew the dude was kid right from time anyways.

Iz dat sow?? Abegi! I've seen 10 yr olds smarter than u anyways....

Funlord2:
Full time scores:

Leicester 1 tottehham 6! Kane for the golden boot! Maybe....

Leicester need to be probed. 6 fvcking 1! The English press is going to have orgasm upon orgasm for weeks.

Lana1:
Yes. BH spread reach Adamawa. I dont even understand what can over me when i was picking the state

But i've been told redeployment due to insecurity is possible. I'm high-tailing it out of there after camp...

Lana1 my frienemy, you will go well and come back in peace so that I can keep spanking your head next season.

All the best in your service year bros.

Leyqute:
Leicester need to be probed. 6 fvcking 1! The English press is going to have orgasm upon orgasm for weeks.

Nah....that spurs team have played the best soccer all season! They deserved to be champions but they suffered from a mental block any time they had the chance to over take chelsea...it was like when they used to always crash in the race for the top 4 with the gayners! With their key players staying and gaining more experience they would start winning things soon....

Lana1:
Iz dat sow?? Abegi! I've seen 10 yr olds smarter than u anyways....

just pray u can be half as smart as I am.

kokaneprodigy:
just pray u can be half as smart as I am.

Why would anyone wish to be half as smart as a nonentity high on crack?? Abeg shift enter bush and shut ur mouth when more intelligent people are talking. Idïot!

Chelseafan1:
Lana1 my frienemy, you will go well and come back in peace so that I can keep spanking your head next season.

All the best in your service year bros.

Thanks. No worry nxt season is almost upon us....

Funlord2:
You should know I am the last person on earth that can be provoked by irrelevant peeps on nairaland! I even laugh at some of the posts but that picture was just the final straw! It is because some of us here are to passive with him so he kept getting bigger nuts! Do you think if he had posted that picture on the chelsea thread anybody would have laughed? They would have devoured him!


Trolling is not a job... it is just a way to unwind and rile people up...you can't start dis respecting what you were created as just because you want to laugh at man united fans biko! Some times what a person uses in trolling is actually a pointer to that persons state of mind or what lies within their hearts! _fuck that useless boy abeg!

I quite understand you. Like I said earlier, didn't see the pics.

ChristineC:
he can share duties with Luke Shaw if the coach has some faith in him, except he has regressed or completely stalled in development I see no reason why he can't make it. Sell prospects and buy back for higher fees doesn't have to continue. I am expecting a big season from Luke Shaw next term.

Lol. Share duties with Luke who? The Luke Shaw that's spent more days injured than Jones? The injury prone Shaw that can't stay match fit for a month? LMFAO. We might as well play with Jackson all through the season then. People are moving forward with quality full-backs and you want us to face teams with Jackson and player who's spent more time in the sickbay than on the pitch. Okay na.

sinizia:
I'm never wrong when it comes to things concerning you. I can predict your acts before you make it and I knew immediately I saw you viewing, that you'd support that disgusting post simply because YOU HATE A TEAM AND THEIR SUPPORTERS. I really hope your heart is not as dark offline as it is on here. That pic made me throw up immediately that bastård uploaded it without warning of "graphic pics attached" but it's okay to you as long as it's used on United fans.

The other day was you went personal, bringing ChristineC's family into a club banter. Today it's you supporting the posting of that reprehensible and vomit-inducing picture, just BECAUSE YOU'D SUPPORT ANYTHING AND ANYONE AGAINST MANCHESTER UNITED NO MATTER HOW WRONG HE/SHE/IT MIGHT BE.

Even 007Authör, a Chelsea fan found that pic disgusting, but no, you must find it appealing and start taking sides with a fool. The Funlord you're calling a kid (instead of condemning a deplorable act) is probably better than you and has his business running legitly which many people can attest to. He's no kid nor acted like one. There are limits to everything, even club banters. You're too brainless to decipher that.

I remember when Ibîme went personal on your ass last season and nearly ruined your rep on here, people came out to fight for you and reprimand Ibîme without looking at club rivalry. This is how mature adults act. You're definitely the kid here along with that troglodyte, you disgusting piece of cow dung!!

ewo!!! Chai!