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Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by gaskiyamagana: 11:09am On May 23, 2017
Smart41:
I have never placed a bet more than #100.... But i don chop 200k twice plus other small small chops.... Lol... Play it for fun and not out of desperation.. .. Lesson number 1
Lesson number 2: Be more dedicated to your chosen carrier or aspiration than football betting.
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by ugonna1054(m): 11:19am On May 23, 2017
gentlemafia:
Ve been in ur shoe bro' buh mine was 7k' well its nt the end of life' especially if u play virtual' dat one can make u loose one Milla in 3 hours' u ve learnt ur moral lesson sorry bro tk hrt
i swear bro.....that virtual is devlish...i vowed neva to play it again
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by ugonna1054(m): 11:20am On May 23, 2017
gentlemafia:
Ve been in ur shoe bro' buh mine was 7k' well its nt the end of life' especially if u play virtual' dat one can make u loose one Milla in 3 hours' u ve learnt ur moral lesson sorry bro tk hrt
i swear bro.....that virtual is devlish...i vowed neva to play it again, mine was 2k tho
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by jhybosky(m): 11:20am On May 23, 2017
BOOKERPAGE:
The defaulting candidates who were caught for examination malpractice may not get JAMB result for the 2017 jamb exam and may also be penalized not participate in 2018 jamb exercise.

The 10, 000 candidates in question here are just from the ones who wrote in Anambra state and not the total number of defaulters caught all over the country.

More people probably would be caught in other states and they will face what ever these 10,000 already caught would face.
see details of people involved here>>>http://schoolgistnow.com.ng/2017/05/20/10000-may-not-get-jamb-result/
hi..is upgrading of result possible
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by Victornezzar: 11:31am On May 23, 2017
jhybosky:

hi..is upgrading of result possible
Don't just try it unless u wanna be a scam victim
nothing like dah

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Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by Victornezzar: 11:32am On May 23, 2017
holywahala19:
why u dey follow me anywhere I go.

that's why u are still poor.

instead of working to make it,u are here monitoring someone who has already make it big.



I'm very rich my people.

typing all the way from Trafford,UK under the comfort of my Bentley.

Do u know wer Trafford is
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by uzucuzu1(m): 12:17pm On May 23, 2017
nothing worths dieing for but why go for quickwealth
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by earthrealm(m): 12:28pm On May 23, 2017
lenghtinny:

You mean it is better to sell his body spare parts than waste it as a dead body

hell yeah, alive he is worth more than 15million naira, if all his organs are harvested completely, but if he still wants to be alive, 1 kidney+1 eye could be taken off him, a pint of blood could get him thouands, and if he is healthy n fine, a 5ml sample of s,emen would net him 50k+

by commiting suicicde..all goes to waste, termites and worm devour them,
heard of someone who has been on the queue for kidney for 3years now, doesnt have money to bribe so he gets moved near the top of the queue, and this yeye boy with functioning organs is here moaning about suicide.

same boy would take off if he jams a hungry python/lion/crocodile etc..or even ritualists grin
na reset slap im need to reconfigure his hdd

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Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by lenghtinny(m): 12:32pm On May 23, 2017
earthrealm:


hell yeah, alive he is worth more than 15million naira, if all his organs are harvested completely, but if he still wants to be alive, 1 kidney+1 eye could be taken off him, a pint of blood could get him thouands, and if he is healthy n fine, a 5ml sample of s,emen would net him 50k+

by commiting suicicde..all goes to waste, termites and worm devour them,
heard of someone who has been on the queue for kidney for 3years now, doesnt have money to bribe so he gets moved near the top of the queue, and this yeye boy with functioning organs is here moaning about suicide.

same boy would take off if he jams a hungry python/lion/crocodile etc..or even ritualists grin
na reset slap im need to reconfigure his hdd
Wait, is this your area of specialization? You seem to know a lot about it

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Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by desmondneke(m): 12:35pm On May 23, 2017
why will u say so.........i have made up to 500k in the past one month....u knw de ask question thats why.......
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by Dhimple(f): 12:57pm On May 23, 2017
mystery111:
had to open new account for this.

I don't know where to start from. I have virtually sold all I've got in a bid to recoup my loss.

It has been losses upon losses for me. I am a failure to my parent nd family. I can't look them to the face if they get to know my present predicament.

I have lost about 300k in just 2 weeks. I am penniless right now.

Committing suicide or going back to my family is the only option I have. *eyes all filled with tears* I'm so depressed[center][/center][right][/right][left][/left]


Don't know d right section to post this
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by Prettyenit18(f): 1:00pm On May 23, 2017
I hope he won't get the two million and invest it in betting
earthrealm:


suicide is a waste, hope you are healthy?
so many people are looking for liver, kidney, heart, eyes and other organs. u can sell 1 kidney for btw 2m and 4m naira, pay off your debts and still be alive.
the queue for healthy organs is long, and people are desperate, this option is a lot beta than suicide
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by odoguma(m): 1:07pm On May 23, 2017
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Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by chidekings(m): 1:15pm On May 23, 2017
It's only a punter that will understand how bad this can be.

I gave myself sense the day I really got to understand the sentence "the house will always win". Let go slowly, u will be happier when u do.

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Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by shaksman96(m): 1:28pm On May 23, 2017
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Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by MChoc24(f): 1:43pm On May 23, 2017
You obviously never had any real life struggles .. you need a therapist not attention
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by Nobody: 2:24pm On May 23, 2017
Bros before you commit suicide, note that you will be at loss... First you will create problems for people around your vicinity.. Your body might be stinking before people find it, and you know the odor won't be pleasant so people will start to rain curse on you, I'm sure you are also owing somebody.. That person will also curse you, and when if there is also hell fire, you are sure going to hell fire for killing yourself.. If you re caught while trying to kill yourself Naija police will detain you... Meanwhile I have few tips for you.. Go back home and seek for help.. Reach out to your friends and family and let them help you.. Pls don't die

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Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by Nobody: 3:28pm On May 23, 2017
dckng16:
. Even with small odds d game is still not sure. But probability of winning is very high.
Yh bro.. That's the game.
I gamble with the probability.. I don't gamble with a probability percentage less than 65% to win or draw chances. I don't gamble with less than 75% both team score chances.. I don't really play daily like some do. I play based on the imperativeness of a match and ego of a team, players, team spirit n coordination, coaching tech. of dem managers.and contract signed by the manager at the beginning of the season. (If some agreement are made public)
:.
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by Nobody: 3:30pm On May 23, 2017
For the guy who created this thread. Maybe you can learn this from me :
1. Gambling isn't investment
2. Don't play luck, play higher probability chances
3. If you don't have money don't play (I'll explain this later)
4. Don't be pressured to play. If you feel you are too "excited" or anxious skip that day.. Cos you judgment might be clouded.
5. I don't play above 3games or less = 2odds. But definitely less than 3 odds.. (okay I play otherwise sometimes but sha that's just "sometimes"wink
6. After a " very short " while stop playing with your hard earned money.
7. Be disciplined when it comes to money.
8. If you have any money you don't yet know what to do with it (I don't know why some guys are usually in this condition but if you find yourself in that shoe) Neva gamble with it if you can't shoulder or bear it loss. I will rather you divert the funds somewhere else.
9. If you don't have, Neva borrow to play(it's not an investment).
10. Don't play virtual.. Don't play virtual...


On the money issue if you don't have money don't "play" and never borrow to gamble.. My play in this context means two things :
1. Don't sit around, get a job or make a life working system, Have a steady source of income . (maybe you are thinking rich men don't gamble and gambling is for d less privileged ... Lol, "they "gamble more than you think but not everybody does it..).
2. The literal meaning : don't play the bet. reason why : your judgment tends to be clouded when you are tensed..

If you have little money you can start as low as #5000. I think that's the minimum amount of withdrawal with bet9ja... Load your online account with 5000.. Stake a 2odd game.. when the bet is won. Transfer back your initial deposit to your account. Nd stop playing with your hard earned cash.. U only need it to start up.
Afterwards you will have a balance of 5000+ some change left in your bet account .. split it into two and stake two 2odds with #2500 each. I presume you've understood how to select your game. You could lose some days but try to select good games to get better chances. If your two bets are won:
You can now transfer transfer #5000 to bank and retain #5000 to stake . Split your balance again and stake, that's the cycle. .. If you want to increase your stakes then you reduce then delay a transfer to bank and stake higher.. BUT LET YOUR STAKE BE WITHIN WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD" otherwise transfer to bank steadily. there is no point having to stake 50k on a bet when normally you can barely spend half of it on a shoe.
But remember to split your stakes.. It reduces the chances of losing your money there..
With this method you will continue to play with the betting site's money and not your money while at the same time you are gaining returns on your predictions..
But Never believe you will always win the bet because that's a form of clouded judgment and you might feel like staking more than you can afford .. I hope you understand this information.. . Because I understand your plights.. Stop playing all those #100 for 1millon or 50k for 6million game if you are still In that category.. with this method you are not going to win a drastic marginal result per game like some who staked #200 and won 150k on some occasions but I assure but sure steadily your cumulative profit will surpass that over time ...

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Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by backpainpro: 3:42pm On May 23, 2017
You can quit
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by kilokeys(m): 4:54pm On May 23, 2017
fuckerstard:
You could have invested your money in ordinary airtime business and see how much you would have made by now. Sha don't kill urself abeg


All those yeye people wey dey post 150 odds will not help you.


you could have?

why?
bla bla bla... thats not constructive

whats your advice for this guy?
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by moredollar(m): 4:57pm On May 23, 2017
seedorfy134:
Don't let bet9ja just chop like dat and go, u hv to keep trying to achieve ur goal.....
Bros, u want make the guy wreck totally ni?
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by erobes: 5:10pm On May 23, 2017
lol....ponzi guys can totally relate to this; n/b:everyday is not payday
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by Nobody: 5:15pm On May 23, 2017
kilokeys:



you could have?

why?
bla bla bla... thats not constructive

whats your advice for this guy?

Smoking cheap drugs again?
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by chineduemmao: 5:51pm On May 23, 2017
BOOKERPAGE:
The defaulting candidates who were caught for examination malpractice may not get JAMB result for the 2017 jamb exam and may also be penalized not participate in 2018 jamb exercise.

The 10, 000 candidates in question here are just from the ones who wrote in Anambra state and not the total number of defaulters caught all over the country.

More people probably would be caught in other states and they will face what ever these 10,000 already caught would face.
see details of people involved here>>>http://schoolgistnow.com.ng/2017/05/20/10000-may-not-get-jamb-result/

Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by Nobody: 6:15pm On May 23, 2017
mystery111:
had to open new account for this.

I don't know where to start from. I have virtually sold all I've got in a bid to recoup my loss.

It has been losses upon losses for me. I am a failure to my parent nd family. I can't look them to the face if they get to know my present predicament.

I have lost about 300k in just 2 weeks. I am penniless right now.

Committing suicide or going back to my family is the only option I have. *eyes all filled with tears* I'm so depressed


Don't know d right section to post this
is better u kill yourself than commit suicide
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by Smart41(m): 6:40pm On May 23, 2017
komonibo:
oboi ow e go b with 2 2 odds na wink

Lol... Abeg oh save ur money for better thing u hear??
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by Olibboy: 6:46pm On May 23, 2017
we told u to invest on MMM 2017 I say no. you're looking for way to see how u can rub people with der properties. it's a sorry case
Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by chukzyfcbb: 6:51pm On May 23, 2017
You lost 300k in two weeks because
- you were greedy
- You don't have a laid down strategy
- and lastly because you are a Novice

If you split 300k in 10places, 30k for each day and bet on odd 2-3.
Even if you lose four times a week. that three times u will win will not just cover ur loses but give u profit.

Lastly Never stake money you can't afford to lose.

Betting teaches punters real life lessons with money.
Now u have learnt not to be greedy, thanks to bet

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Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by NLProblemChild(m): 9:00pm On May 23, 2017
Op . .. Ur matter still small.. Keep trying..

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