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Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by takenadoh: 7:21pm On May 29, 2017
Stories guider wan chop

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Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by jaymejate: 7:21pm On May 29, 2017
party with our MONEY

walahitalahi mo fe chache
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by hucienda: 7:21pm On May 29, 2017
ehn?
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by segebase(m): 7:22pm On May 29, 2017
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Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by kevoh(m): 7:22pm On May 29, 2017
angry No pictures
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by Nobody: 7:22pm On May 29, 2017
Wait for a counter news about mmm shortly.
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by cathodekazim: 7:22pm On May 29, 2017
rather than invest my money in MMM, i had rather given it as a gift to mypastor or place it on 4 sure odd on nairabet


above all nothing good comes easy
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by Jabioro: 7:24pm On May 29, 2017
I am sure the party was unannounced, if not media screaming no one would have known what kind of group...dem for announce am for radio, send online messages.. by now headless body for don cheap past groundnut.. ka! ...
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by Motolank: 7:24pm On May 29, 2017
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by moorevic(m): 7:24pm On May 29, 2017
Make better thunder fire triple M.
wey my 60k. The worst of it all is that my interest is still counting.

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Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by Jhena(f): 7:26pm On May 29, 2017
ROTFLMAO



MMM?


Another sweet memory!!!!
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by tete7000(m): 7:26pm On May 29, 2017
Pastafarian:


can someone translate this? I've seen this many times but don't know what it means

I'm in for a big shit, I'm dead, I'm in serious trouble(I ve committed a crime). - Mogbe, moku, modaran

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Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by Nobody: 7:27pm On May 29, 2017
MMM is still around?
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by Nobody: 7:27pm On May 29, 2017
Pastafarian:


can someone translate this? I've seen this many times but don't know what it means

Mogbe - I'm in trouble

Moku - I'm dead

Modaran - commit an offence

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Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by gegee(m): 7:27pm On May 29, 2017
Anyone who is feeling benevolent can go and dash those scammers money make dem flex
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by sheylarhh(m): 7:27pm On May 29, 2017
O boy... see traffic

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Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by ajebuter(f): 7:27pm On May 29, 2017
Pastafarian:


can someone translate this? I've seen this many times but don't know what it means

means..l don die..l don die..l don enter am..
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by samco19: 7:28pm On May 29, 2017
Pastafarian:


can someone translate this? I've seen this many times but don't know what it means
i die I finish I cus trouble cool
Pastafarian:


can someone translate this? I've seen this many times but don't know what it means
i die I finish I cus trouble
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by Francisayo(m): 7:28pm On May 29, 2017
MMM pays......pH and get ur 2016 mavros

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Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by Yinkagbo(m): 7:28pm On May 29, 2017
[quote author=Pastafarian post=56998609]

can someone translate this? I've seen this many times but don't know what it means[/quote

It is a yoruba phrase meaning mogbe - I am lost, moku-i am dead, modaran - I av committed crime.... Since m is common among the three, will then assume that's the meaning of mmm
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by whomee(f): 7:29pm On May 29, 2017
Alitair:
Money Making Machine!


This is really amazing

Capital : 20,000 naira

Returns : 68,782.53 naira

Profits = 68,782.53 - 20,000 = 48,782.53 naira

% returns on investment = ( profit/ capital ) × 100

= ( 48,782.53 / 20,000 ) × 100

= 2.4391265 × 100

= 243.812 % profit


Splendid.

Q.E.D

Learn more by visiting the thread on my bio
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by idu1(m): 7:29pm On May 29, 2017
FitnessDoctor:
Interesting...

I think they want to keep the hope alive... But most Nigerians have learnt their lesson..

Stay Healthy, Stay Wise

I remain Paul Samuel - FitnesDoctor (your favorite health blogger)
Check your mention in asked a question yesterday?
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by sheylarhh(m): 7:29pm On May 29, 2017
grin

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Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by Nobody: 7:30pm On May 29, 2017
Pastafarian:


can someone translate this? I've seen this many times but don't know what it means

I'm dead, I'm doomed, I'm in trouble.

Not me though!
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by dammieight(m): 7:30pm On May 29, 2017
Pastafarian:


can someone translate this? I've seen this many times but don't know what it means

Mogbe Moku Modaran is a Yoruba slang.. esp in the ghetto side..

Direct translation..: I'm doomed, I'm dead, I'm in trouble


Slang meaning: Just to refer to trouble or something unpleasant.. depending on the context,it might​ also mean something extremely amazing (or positive as the case may be)!..(example: Mogbe Moku Modaran.. Owo lo po to yi.. meaning​; I'm so amazed to see money this much)


note: people don't really use the slang anymore because any of the three can be used as slang to tell people you are in trouble..

Mogbe!= I'm in trouble.. OR an exclamation that you are shocked or surprised..

Moku!= I'm in trouble.. OR an exclamation that you are shocked or surprised..

and of course Modaran!= I'm in trouble.. OR an exclamation that you are shocked or surprised..

so what's the point of using the three when I can just pick one of them to mean the same thing as using all of them.You see?

if not for MMM it's been really long I heard people use the slang..Mogbe Moku Modaran..

Lastly.. thanks for reading smiley

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Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by delishpot: 7:31pm On May 29, 2017
They need new recruits to payout.
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by kristian98(m): 7:31pm On May 29, 2017
Pastafarian:


can someone translate this? I've seen this many times but don't know what it means
i am finished, i am dead, i don buy matter. hope u grab cus i no fit say am wella for english
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by Alitair(m): 7:33pm On May 29, 2017
whomee:

This is really amazing
Capital : 20,000 naira
Returns : 68,782.53 naira
Profits = 68,782.53 - 20,000 = 48,782.53 naira
% returns on investment = ( profit/ capital ) × 100
= ( 48,782.53 / 20,000 ) × 100
= 2.4391265 × 100
= 243.812 % profit

Splendid.
Q.E.D
Learn more by visiting the thread on my bio
* Did u just solve all this thing?

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Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by ayomutu(m): 7:33pm On May 29, 2017
This people again

Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by dadebayo1(m): 7:33pm On May 29, 2017
Keep on talking trash while people cash out 2016 and 2017 mavro.... No time to waste on quotes... Tomorrow is Tuesday extra special grin grin Moving on ... Meanwhile they claim mmm is not relevant but see traffic below viewing the thread grin moving on grin

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Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by ipobarecriminals: 7:34pm On May 29, 2017
grin cool the deaf and dumb ones nor go kuku hear warning /hunter whistle.Scsm reloaded in 3 HD
Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by SuperBlack: 7:34pm On May 29, 2017
izzou:
grin

Rotfl

MMM again

E be like say they are coming back stronger to finish off the remaining people that survived the last tsunami

Anyway, please say hi to Mr Chuddy for me

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