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desquad:
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Man-u is the best in the world
If Madrid like make them carry 20 champions league, you can't beat the champions

MurderForFree:

Manchester united is the only football club in the world,
others are table tennis clubs

We won 3 trophies this season, mention any club that won 3 trophies this season and i will give you my wife for free

KissChrixx:
#ForcaUnited

cremedelacreme:
*FUNNY BUT TRUE* !!!
*Going down memory lane...*

*1*. Remember Further Maths (aka _Additional Mathematics_)
They warned you that it'd be tough so you committed to listening attentively from the very beginning...

*2*. ...things started very well. 2a+8a = 10a. Easy beans. You are happy. This thing is not so hard. You are following it. Very happy.

*3*. Then slowly, you don't see any number again, just letters fighting Jackie Chan on the board; Sin 0/Cos 0 = A/Bx find *x*.... ahan. You vexed!

*4*. You went back to your note, & started thinking, "at what point did I miss it? Why did the teacher eliminate numbers? Why is *"x"* important?"

*5*. You say ok, may be it is just this part. Then the teacher goes, find *x* if α%*¤< + & @%β^ = &^^# *x*.
You ask the teacher, _"please give us a clue Sir"_

*6*. In your head, you are thinking, "how can you tell me to find *x* when I can't even find all the things surrounding *x*?"

*7*. At that point, you start to dream about your blessed and assured *"F"* in WAEC. To avoid it, you look for a friend to explain better to you.

*8*. This time, you didn't even look for the girl you were tripping for to come teach you because this time...u really want to learn

*9*. You remember your parents, the school fees and the "F" you were already dreaming about. You didn't fool yourself. You looked for your guy.

*10*. You even bought that expensive Further Maths text book. That one where after page one, everything else is written in tongues.

*11*. You bought rechargeable lamp. Called your mum to bring more provisions because "I now read at night and I get hungry"

*12*. You mean business. You want to know how ordinary numbers suddenly changed to Chinese language before your eyes.

*13*. You friend is even kind. He started with BODMAS. He makes you understand nothing in Further Maths is beyond BODMAS. You are happy. Easy.

*14*. After two hours of learning, you got everything. Your friend should be a teacher you thought. He teaches better. Wow! You feel really good!

*15*. Back in the hostel alone, you picked two easy "problems," did wuru wuru to the answer. You checked the back for answer. Yay! You gorrit!

*16*. Back in class, the teacher is not even writing letters that you know again, he has gone Greek on you. Tetha, Beta, Alpha...argh!

*17*. As if that wasn't evil enough, he combines them, "tan _tetha_" "cos _tetha_" and he draws one snake that look like _*S*_ like this.......!!!

*18*. That was the point the *"F"* in your dream became flesh and formed tears on your face. You must call mummy. You know that.

*19*. Then something in you said, don't call her. She will think you are an _*Olodo*_ if you don't do "Science class". So you didn't bother.

*20*. You simply just gave yourself brain. Ran faster than _light_ to see what was happening in *Art Class*

*21*. They were teaching them _"the Macpherson constitution"_ and what made the _"Clifford constitution"_ different.

*22*. Then they spoke about the _"Motion for Independence"_ and the _"1979 constitution."_ You felt at home.

*23*. Next day, you take the Further Maths text books and all the big books like it, over to CMS. *Sell them all !!!*
LOLzzz

*24*. This is a true life story of real people who were really brilliant but had no business in "Science Class" but *"had"* to be there... just to form _Alagbará_

*25*. Society insists; smart people are in Science Class. The others join Art Class. This is tragic and really this ought to stop soon!

*26*. There are no dumb people. You are smart at what you thrive at and most of us thrive at something...

*27*. That I can't thrive at what you thrive at doesn't make me dumb. Usain Bolt will outrun LeBron James on the track. But in B'Ball ..James wins !

*28*. To this day, some of you still judge yourself based on what your friends are achieving. Please, judge yourself against yourself alone!
.......
*30*. Don't make your life like football leagues where you check on the results of others to feel
better.

*God's grace & stay blessed!*

mmafhew:
Even afta staying at 6th for months and ending there.. We still making this dam money..

nunamyeong:
united o ni forca oooo... wa glory glory ni ooo

YorubaNigga:
Real madrid won more than 3 sef. Now give me ya girlfriend, I don't want wife

KissChrixx:
That's what you get when you support Barca and ManUnited

desquad:
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Man-u is the best in the world
If Madrid like make them carry 20 champions league, you can't beat the champions

MurderForFree:

Manchester united is the only football club in the world,
others are table tennis clubs

We won 3 trophies this season, mention any club that won 3 trophies this season and i will give you my wife for free

Tahrah:
Arsenal,best club in the world.

MurderForFree:

Manchester united is the only football club in the world,
others are table tennis clubs

We won 3 trophies this season, mention any club that won 3 trophies this season and i will give you my wife for free

adecz:


After ten years of
stinginess,
economizing,
buying cheap players
& general incompetence,
Prof Wenger can only
manage 6th position??

Gunners for never!!

Intendy:
Manchester United posted operating income of $288 million — more than Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs and Liverpool combined.💰 https:///WSVQZz8Nt5

Even earns more than those 4 olodo combine.

brightalo17:
Yet you're here everyday shouting recession

Intendy:
pls know what you are typing.Show me the thread I ever shouted recession or just keep quiet.

MurderForFree:

Manchester united is the only football club in the world,
others are table tennis clubs

We won 3 trophies this season, mention any club that won 3 trophies this season and i will give you my wife for free

youngest85:
Hala united!

SexyNairalander:
booked

That's why they are the beat club in the world not that yeye club that touts drinking Chelsea gin support


GLORY MANCHESTER UNITED. . .WE WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE AND BREAK RECORDS

evy1:
The television deal has really helped English clubs.