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Foxyn:
Good morning all and sorry for coming up with this story today.

it's very real and as a mat 'o fact, it happened last night on the street.

I've been trying and fighting so hard to bang this new girl

so yesterday I was lucky she invited me over to her street to see me.. in the night

I drove there, called her out

she came out with a skimpy night gown.

we leaned on my car talking and laughing over the funny talks..

things got so romantic that my d*ck got hard.

since she was also contributing romantically to the feelings

I had to grab her closer to me, placing my hands on her ass...

squeezing it softly as she was silent all through..

since she wasn't with any bra, I had to extend my hand to her boobs and I penetrated through her gown and pressed the soft thing expertly.

things got so tough that I didn't know when I got my face closer to hers to kiss her..

just when I got closer, she opened her mouth maybe to say a word or to return the kiss, cos the bad odour that came out from there left me unconscious that I didn't know when I fell down

but i stood up immediately to tell her that something bit my leg in other to cover up the whole drama.


that was how I escaped death yesterday.
I suspended everything and told her I was in a Hurry to meet someone, then left her


so that is why I came here to testify about how my life was saved yesterday.

it would've been a different thing if only I wasn't fast enough to dodge the noxious blow

who knows when last the girl brushed her teeth.

or is it that she ate a dead fish?

cos it was a very horrible experience

and because of this, I'm still contemplating if I should stop kissing girls.

one of the most painful thing now is that , her type are the ones you see on nairaland here, blabbing around, complaining of receiving PMS from broke and ugly guys.

when on a normal day, they can't take good care of their self ...

they only take their bath when they want to go out ... some even forget to brush like the one I met last night

well it's all over now.

so I need your help to know if I should buy her a toothpaste and a brush or I should just buy her a packet of detergent to use and wash her mouth.

I heard that detergents like ARIEL reacts very fast..

your contribution will go a long way to save the poor girl

AngelicDamsel:
I know her, She sells agbo
But op why should u roll with dirty girls like Shukura the agbo seller

Foxyn:
please what do you mean by "Dirty girl" or is it because she had a mouth odour? please make it clear

cos I'm 100% sure the girl I met last night is very more classy than you.

do you think I will drive my car to meet a local and an unkempt girl?

please let me know what u meant

smardray:
Decatalyst... Tell op something wicked and disheartening... He deserves it

just when I got closer, she opened her mouth maybe to say a word or to return the kiss, cos the bad odour that came out from there left me unconscious that I didn't know when I fell down

Qriousity:
This story is full of humour, it got me rolling. If you really like her, visit her again and try kissing her to find out if the odour is K constant.

Foxyn:
bro what if I die in the process?

miccoy:
I smell lie in your write up

So, you meant to tell us that while chatting with her you didn't notice the mouth odour, but it's when you wanted kissing her you noticed?

#Tiri Gbosa for you!!!

Foxyn:
Good morning all and sorry for coming up with this story today.

it's very real and as a mat 'o fact, it happened last night on the street.

I've been trying and fighting so hard to bang this new girl

so yesterday I was lucky she invited me over to her street to see me.. in the night

I drove there, called her out

she came out in a skimpy night gown.

we leaned on my car talking and laughing over the funny talks..

things got so romantic that my d*ck got hard.

since she was also contributing romantically to the feelings

I had to grab her closer to me, placing my hands on her ass...

squeezing it softly as she was silent all through..

with no bra on, I had to extend my hand to her boobs and I penetrated through her gown and pressed the soft thing expertly.

things got so tough that I didn't know when I got my face closer to hers to kiss her..

just when I got closer, she opened her mouth maybe to say a word or to return the kiss, cos the bad odour that came out from there left me unconscious that I didn't know when I fell down

but i stood up immediately to tell her that something bit my leg in other to cover up the whole drama.


that was how I escaped death yesterday.
I suspended everything and told her I was in a Hurry to meet someone, then left her


so that is why I came here to testify about how my life was saved yesterday.

it would've been a different thing if only I wasn't fast enough to dodge the noxious blow

who knows when last the girl brushed her teeth.

or is it that she ate a dead fish?

cos it was a very horrible experience

and because of this, I'm still contemplating if I should stop kissing girls.

one of the most painful thing now is that , her type are the ones you see on nairaland here, blabbing around, complaining of receiving PMS from broke and ugly guys.

when on a normal day, they can't take good care of their self ...

they only take their bath when they want to go out ... some even forget to brush like the one I met last night

well it's all over now.

so I need your help to know if I should buy her a toothpaste and a brush or I should just buy her a packet of detergent to use and wash her mouth.

I heard that detergents like ARIEL reacts very fast..

your contribution will go a long way to save the poor girl

chrisseun:
Lol, me faked a cough ni oo.

Erums:
Guy wtf.... U dey fall hand na... Ur story is wack

Portgas:
as for u... nay God punish u

Erums:
Guy wtf.... U dey fall hand na... Ur story is wack