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| Guys Come In Very Important by ottalo1(op): 5:18am On Jun 16, 2017 |
RANDOM QUOTES . . 1. Most of the guys that say they don't date fat girls have fat mothers. Be humble like your dad _________________ 2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a church thinking about beer _______________ 3. Have you ever been next to people who gossip so much that you're even scared of leaving them cause you know you're next _______________ 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem... __________________ 5. Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions( my sister you don't need Jesus alone, you need all the 12 disciples include Judas) __________ 6. You will see a 16 year old girl posting stuff like "I want to forget everything and move on" forget what little sister?... (The multiplication table?) _____________ 7. A man is the head of the family, & a woman is the neck that turns the head (smiles) _______________ 8. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today may wipe your face tomorrow (Real fact) ______________ 9. So you whisper God's name during prayer and Scream his Name so loud during sex? My sister what do you want to be blessed with, orgasms  ________________ 10. If Adam and Eve were chinese we would have been in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake ( Obeysurutu is talking too much) _________________ 11. If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money... She comes back begging... My brother... Forgive her... Promise her marriage... Tell her family that you want to renovate their house... Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR _____________ 12. When you see a poor man eating chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sick ( I am a witness). |
| Re: Guys Come In Very Important by hero01(m): 5:27am On Jun 16, 2017 |
funny but true. |
| Re: Guys Come In Very Important by McDee01(m): 5:34am On Jun 16, 2017 |
If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money... She comes back begging...Guy, you will never make heaven Lol!!!   |
| Re: Guys Come In Very Important by ochobaba(m): 5:36am On Jun 16, 2017 |
Is this why you called Abeg lemme sleep first |
| Re: Guys Come In Very Important by dingbang(m): 5:49am On Jun 16, 2017 |
Number 5 made me laugh so hard |
| Re: Guys Come In Very Important by ottalo1(op): 7:10am On Jun 16, 2017 |
Few dingbang:lol |
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