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Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by superior494(m): 2:31pm On Jun 17, 2017
As we all know English is not our language. We may at some point felt for these and maybe some even now.

1) Disvirgin (Deflower)
2) Pepperish (Peppery)
3) Packer (Dust pan)
4) Trafficate. (Take a turn)
5) Plate number (Number Plate)
6) Cunny (Cunning)
7) Water system (Water Cistern)
cool Installmentally (Installments)
9) Opportuned (Opportune)
10) Go-Slow (Congested traffic)
11) Next tomorrow (a day after tomorrow)
12) Garri turner (Spatula)
13) One of my friend (One of my friends)
14) Bending corner (Bend or corner)
15) Extreme end (Extreme or end)
16) Running stomach (Runny stomach)
17) Running nose (Runny nose)
18) Suckawell (Soak away)
19) Advices (Pieces of advice)
20 Furnitures (Pieces of furniture)

Please contribute yours!!!
Nobody is above mistakes and corrections!

Let's learn together!

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by BiafraBushBoy(m): 2:46pm On Jun 17, 2017
nice...
Utaba =====> Tobacco.

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jun 17, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by NwaAmaikpe: 7:58pm On Jun 17, 2017
shocked

I wish Auchi Poly students could read this thread.

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by mangala14(m): 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
K

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by horlah005: 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
Booking.... I guess
Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by Flexherbal(m): 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
Ok
Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by ednut1(m): 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
The first day i heard. ' a week on Sunday ' i was like udomeanit. Next week Sunday cheesy

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by zarakay(f): 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
Noted

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by BrightEye(m): 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
whenever I am faced with the urge to speak absolutely correct English and still don't get it, I finalize my decision by accepting this truth.....

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by TosineGuy(m): 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
This is not english class oh.
Go and tell falz and Jennifer.
Any way, understanding matters oh, go slow is correct in my Nigerian Dictionary. Na who get time for congested traffic. Who grammar epp? English is only good for interviews and exams. Wen i am with my guys, no time for grammar

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
Let me help OP to add small.

Straff (copulation)
Konji (Sexual urge)
Igbo (marijuana)
Chuku Chuku (no be my mouth you go hear am grin)

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by sexycecilia: 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
lol.. Nigerians and our English. There are actually more

1) Disvirgin (Deflower)
2) Pepperish (Peppery)
3) Packer (Dust pan)
4) Trafficate. (Take a turn)
5) Plate number (Number Plate)
6) Cunny (Cunning)
7) Water system (Water Cistern)
cool Installmentally (Installments)
9) Opportuned (Opportune)
10) Go-Slow (Congested traffic)
11) Next tomorrow (a day after tomorrow)
12) Garri turner (Spatula)
13) One of my friend (One of my friends)
14) Bending corner (Bend or corner)
15) Extreme end (Extreme or end)
16) Running stomach (Runny stomach)
17) Running nose (Runny nose)
18) Suckawell (Soak away)
19) Advices (Pieces of advice)
20 Furnitures (Pieces of furniture)

Meanwhile....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7AzhAjPdiY

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by MrMystrO(m): 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
Thanks for The Correction Sir, Let's move on Now..
Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by MrIcredible: 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
Op swerve jor

3

4

5 and 6 are Nigerian English and they're here to stay undecided

Oyinbo cannot be dictating for us all the time.

Cunny man die, Cunny man kill am grin

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by iamswizz(m): 8:00pm On Jun 17, 2017
21) Evans (kidnapper)

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jun 17, 2017
Did i just see Plate Number over there undecided

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by seunny4lif(m): 8:00pm On Jun 17, 2017
Abeg
Nigerians must get her own version of English.
That's Nigeria standard English
Simple

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by larmu(m): 8:00pm On Jun 17, 2017
Atigbo
As long as you and I can converse wella, then we're good
BTW Garri turner - amu garri...spatula ko,spatarcus ni

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by zolapower: 8:00pm On Jun 17, 2017
Sweet op . Lemme say I'm liable of 4 out of the whole lot .

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by Edopesin: 8:01pm On Jun 17, 2017
Op Tell Ur Village PPle To Stop Saying " Pounded Yam " Instead


They Shu Say "Pound Yam "

Teaching The Teacher grin

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by zarakay(f): 8:01pm On Jun 17, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

I wish Auchi Poly students could read this thread.

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by lovelyjay: 8:01pm On Jun 17, 2017
Wow @ d spatula

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by Ekunsticated(m): 8:02pm On Jun 17, 2017
nice one

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by domopps(m): 8:02pm On Jun 17, 2017
Nice piece




Cheeers

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by Damilare6293: 8:02pm On Jun 17, 2017
Naija made English.... it is either short or knicker not short knicker. lemme come and be going. ;DNaija made English.... it is either short or knicker not short knicker. lemme come and be going.

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jun 17, 2017
Its rush hour not congested traffic

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by Primusinterpares(m): 8:03pm On Jun 17, 2017
Ok...Thanks for the Info... Its cool... Learnt something new today...

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by MrImole: 8:03pm On Jun 17, 2017
Who get wahala pass?































English or present Nigerian government?

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Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by jenyna: 8:03pm On Jun 17, 2017
Nice one wink
Re: Some Common English Mistakes And Their Corrections by Nobody: 8:04pm On Jun 17, 2017

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