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Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by no1madman(m): 5:51pm On Jun 22, 2017
angry
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by davillian(m): 5:56pm On Jun 22, 2017
SAMAYODELE:
What happens if the beast is chained at the time of robbery? I'm guessing you cant give a dog 100% freedom for the sake of your visitors
Before any visitor is allowed inside he is put inside his cage.
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by milky3(f): 6:03pm On Jun 22, 2017
NLPsychologist:
Lol, women should immediately wear "ugly tops" cheesy

Which woman buys an ugly Top
probably he meant to say loose top
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Ifeshyne(f): 6:19pm On Jun 22, 2017
I don't agree with No 5. Most armed robbers go for operations with really bright torch lights
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by segzyndpep(m): 6:24pm On Jun 22, 2017
InvertedHammer:
Keep a gallon of fuel and lighter ready. Splash them and light them up. No jazz or whatever can withstand 3rd degree burn.
The best for me bt make sure they arent more than 1 or 2
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by nekede11(m): 6:38pm On Jun 22, 2017
OK
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by factwriter(m): 6:50pm On Jun 22, 2017
Austema:
Op are you an Ethiesth? Prayer should be number one thing
How far has prayer gotten us as a nationhuh

Headless bodies here, Kidnapped victims there, generality of the population living below poverty level despite being 5th largest oil producing nation in the world.

Prayer hasn't done much rather than enrich the various denominations and houses of religious worship.

For any true progression prayer must be backed with action, and not necessarily in that order.
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by sisisioge: 7:07pm On Jun 22, 2017
HeOrShe:
The best way to welcome a robber is to tell ur daughter to go totally naked and open d door for the robber as u hide behind d door with big wood or weapon

Don't fail to hit the head first.

A man is instantly confused and lost to see a naked girl in his front..

Take advantage.
God help you they come in tons...alakoba!
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 7:35pm On Jun 22, 2017
lestat:
Yeah the licence isn't expensive it's less than 30k but the guns are

12 guage single barrel is 370k

Glock pistol 260k

These are the ones I know ...

If you really need a hook up I will connect you with an officer who will handle all

Training fees are to be discussed with the officer who will know when the next cp course guys are going to the range

You can always gets everything from mavaclavas to semi autos cheap on the streets for as low as 50k but these are unlicensed weapons I wouldn't advise it ..

But if you live in a high risk environment where robbery is the norm then better go for it esp if you have a family .

I say shoot first ask later
Alright. Thanks bro. I'll get in touch with you as soon as I'm ready
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jun 22, 2017
Reference:
If you escalate the situation with the use of deadly force chances are that you will become a target of assassination. Most robberies are gang related and even if you wipe out the entire unit there will be others who didn't participate but will like to avenge their loss. If you are not a serving member of the security services with institutional back up or a 'big man' with contracted security DONOT ESCALATE THE SITUATION EXCEPT UNDER THREAT OF ANNIHILATION which remains a small proportion of robberies.
I get your point but here's the thing... They bleed and scare like you

Trust me from experience they are only tough when they feel you are unarmed
When you dead some of them they will hadly return

Mind you bullets are more expensive on the street but the guns are cheaper vice versa for legal weapons
Don't now down in the face of tyranny take I stand
No one lives forever

Ask me to do anything but pls don't ask me to live on my knees and that's exactly what you are saying amounts to.
I will drop any who show up without a seconds hesitation
And if they come again I will till they get me
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jun 22, 2017
PerfectlyPerfect:
Alright. Thanks bro. I'll get in touch with you as soon as I'm ready
Okay bruv
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jun 22, 2017
RaptorX:
Is it legal to own pistols in Nigeria? I thought it was only shotguns allowed.
There are different classes of licenses with the right hook up one can get one

As long as you are licensed then you are good
Even if you don't have a license to carry, the usage situation is what determines.
If someone attempts to murder you then please by all means defend yourself
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2017
BabaCommander:
Can one get a licenced AK 47, a 'Kalashikove' or any assult weapon?. I don't like long barrels or small pistols.
In this country you can get anything from semi autos to full auto but licenses are for only shotguns not concealed weapons ...it still determined by the route you take to aquire your license though
Anything's possible
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2017
sharpwriter:
Explain the poo in number 7...wetin e mean?
Smh
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jun 22, 2017
enigma2007:
I am also interested bro!
Alright bruv
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by sammily(m): 8:48pm On Jun 22, 2017
lestat:
Yeah the licence isn't expensive it's less than 30k but the guns are

12 guage single barrel is 370k

Glock pistol 260k

These are the ones I know ...

If you really need a hook up I will connect you with an officer who will handle all

Training fees are to be discussed with the officer who will know when the next cp course guys are going to the range

You can always gets everything from mavaclavas to semi autos cheap on the streets for as low as 50k but these are unlicensed weapons I wouldn't advise it ..

But if you live in a high risk environment where robbery is the norm then better go for it esp if you have a family .

I say shoot first ask later
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Splashme: 8:54pm On Jun 22, 2017
AngelicDamsel:
Op! You forgot to include PRAYER. SAYING A LITTLE PRAYER CAN GO A LONG WAY







Out of experience..
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Pweedycutie(f): 8:57pm On Jun 22, 2017
sharpwriter:
Hello Cutie, are you a writer? Basically Paranormal Romance genre?
Not at all sir
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by sharpwriter(m): 9:13pm On Jun 22, 2017
lestat:
Smh
Abeg explain the whole number 7 and stop shaking your head. I dey wait.
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Nobody: 9:16pm On Jun 22, 2017
sharpwriter:
Abeg explain the whole number 7 and stop shaking your head. I dey wait.
Oh my
Hahahahahahahaha I just finally got you comment

Wow I wrote shitt instead of shoot and nairaland auto switched it to poo
You get ?
Thanks for pointing that out
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by ariklawani(f): 9:47pm On Jun 22, 2017
As for me ,I go first find pad.or tissue pour red oil,and place in my private part as my period...I no trust those rubbers,den fit enter with kongi.
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by babapressy(m): 9:55pm On Jun 22, 2017
Good tips but d holy spirit is a sure help
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by sharpwriter(m): 11:21pm On Jun 22, 2017
Pweedycutie:
Not at all sir
Ok...tnx
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by sharpwriter(m): 11:26pm On Jun 22, 2017
lestat:
Oh my
Hahahahahahahaha I just finally got you comment

Wow I wrote shitt instead of shoot and nairaland auto switched it to poo
You get ?
Thanks for pointing that out
Oh! noted ... now I understand.
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by tranxo(m): 1:34am On Jun 23, 2017
AngelicDamsel:
Op! You forgot to include PRAYER. SAYING A LITTLE PRAYER CAN GO A LONG WAY







Out of experience..
Thumbs up
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Nobody: 6:36am On Jun 23, 2017
davillian:
How to save your self from all the tips.
1)have a beast in the compound.
2)if they manage to kill the dog they will leave because they have created awareness them self.
Am sure that one cow leg will keep that ekuke busy until the robbery is over.
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by enigma2007(m): 8:23am On Jun 23, 2017
lestat:
Alright bruv
So what are the steps required? Thanks
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by Coolgent(m): 1:21am On Jun 24, 2017
Nice one op.
One funny thing is a thief may be reading this and shocking his head
Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by agentakins: 12:23pm On Jun 25, 2017
Cool
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