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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by emmabest2000(m): 10:03pm On Jun 25, 2017
GlobalGisting:


Nope. My sitting room where I use the carton temporarily till they bring my seats.

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 10:03pm On Jun 25, 2017
Na God save you
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by banmee(m): 10:03pm On Jun 25, 2017
Ehiscotch:
The snake has jejely been doing caretaker in your absence & you decide to repay it this way - LALA.

Are you high? You've been watching too many movies. The rule of thumb is to leave all wildlife alone. Don't feed, play or pet them but you don't stop to investigate the species of a snake when it crawls into bed with you na.....
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by ebuka10box(m): 10:05pm On Jun 25, 2017
nairaland is getting boring. snake stories all the time... it's a Sunday and we r meant to get good news here.. abeg who win bet here, scholarship or employment
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by ihedoro99(m): 10:05pm On Jun 25, 2017
Thank You Jesus
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jun 25, 2017
Thank God for your man Dude... Glory be to Jesus our Lord and Personal saviour...
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by madjune(m): 10:09pm On Jun 25, 2017
Benin tinz.

That was close.

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by lific: 10:09pm On Jun 25, 2017
This is great for pepper soup
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by akusum: 10:10pm On Jun 25, 2017
Did u say benin or benin republic.
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 10:10pm On Jun 25, 2017
lol.... you screamed like a girl.
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by francofoks: 10:11pm On Jun 25, 2017
don't waste that meat o
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by busariabeyx24(m): 10:12pm On Jun 25, 2017
thesicilian:

So you can't blame us for killing every mosquito we see and choosing to let some snakes go scot free. At least we also know that up to 90% of snakes are non poisonous.
Non venomous you mean
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Fourwinds: 10:12pm On Jun 25, 2017
Benita27:
Op, Thank God for your life. If I were in your shoes I would have relocated. I dislike snakes. grin

This is a testimony.
u are going no where....me and u go sleep for dat same room...which kind relocation
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Foxrain: 10:12pm On Jun 25, 2017
You shouldn't have killed it.

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Readonee35L(m): 10:13pm On Jun 25, 2017
GlobalGisting:


Nope. My sitting room where I use the carton temporarily till they bring my seats.

but how did the snake get into the house , or was it inside before you moved in,
having a chair is even more dangerous, what if they hide inside and multiply
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Damfostopper(m): 10:14pm On Jun 25, 2017
nobody is mentioning the snake name

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by ibolomo(m): 10:16pm On Jun 25, 2017
wow. that was a close call. That was a very venomous snake ooo. thank Jah for your life

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by bamdly(m): 10:17pm On Jun 25, 2017
haba d snake no fine again, even lala can't eat dis

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Temptee101(m): 10:17pm On Jun 25, 2017
thesicilian:
The snake is obviously harmless. Why did you kill it?
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by ruggedtimi(m): 10:17pm On Jun 25, 2017
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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Temptee101(m): 10:17pm On Jun 25, 2017
thesicilian:
The snake is obviously harmless. Why did you kill it?
OK..please kindly insert your preek into its mouth for us to actually ascertain how harmless it is

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by tragergeorge(m): 10:18pm On Jun 25, 2017
GlobalGisting:


Nope. My sitting room where I use the carton temporarily till they bring my seats.
this your lie nor be true o, your story get as e be, na outside you for kill this snake if at all, why you nor snap am when your cousin come kill am for inside? In fact na your area dem for kill this snake you just snap come take claim front page base on say na snake matter DE burst here

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by wayodude(m): 10:20pm On Jun 25, 2017
Hmm this story is doubtful. Was the real snake you are referring to not attached to a young gentleman? cheesy
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jun 25, 2017
bini neighbors are testing you grin grin grin

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jun 25, 2017
Fourwinds:
u are going no where....me and u go sleep for dat same room...which kind relocation
Snakes are one creature I can't stand. grin looking at their images on NL sends a chill down my spine.

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by bigfather(m): 10:24pm On Jun 25, 2017
GlobalGisting:
I just am still feeling somehow. Let me start from the top.

I moved into a new flat in Benin City recently. But I left my things in my other apt in Lagos. So I am still putting the House in order. I only have my electronics in the parlour but the rooms have been fixed up. I also have paid the guys making the seats but they are yet to finish up so in d interim I am using the carton of my TV to lay in the parlour while I watch TV whenever I'm home.

So this morning, I woke up said my prayers and stepped into the parlour. Opened the front door briefly and locked it, went back to my bathroom and washed my mouth. Then came back into the parlour to watch morning news.

I layed on the carton as I always do, but I was feeling some movement beneath the foamed part where I rest my head, at first I felt it was the from adjusting but on a second thought I got up to arrange it.

As I took the white foam up to shift it a little higher, lo and behold, a snake crawled out from beneath my "pillow". I felt like disappearing. I screamed snake and my cousin who came in yesterday ran out of his room and gallantly killed the snake.

Usually I don't get afraid, I killed animals and even went hunting in the past, but this was a close call. I've been so full of thanks to God. "Though I "sleep" on snakes...I shall not be bitten.

My chair must be finished tomorrow wether they like it or not. I've been patient enough.

Make Una thank God for me oo

Thank God for your life o
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Temptee101(m): 10:24pm On Jun 25, 2017
Foxrain:
You shouldn't have killed it.
But hugged and kissed it abi.

The way most folks reason here is really off the hook.

I advice you allow a snake make its way into your boxer, then come share with us how you petted it so as to preserve wildlife
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by BlueMags(m): 10:24pm On Jun 25, 2017
you both need each other.
the snake needs something warm as it's cold blooded while you need something cool as you are warm blooded.
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 10:24pm On Jun 25, 2017
The snake is a female snake and had been shadowing the bobo's snake since he moved in...all na love, stop the hate grin
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Stevengerd(m): 10:25pm On Jun 25, 2017
Omo Make I Run Check My Pillow, Under Ma Bed Wella Ooh!! Bt Wetin Make Me Open Dis Thread Dis Nite Fah! Sleep Don Kommot For My Eyes Sha
Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Duru009(m): 10:25pm On Jun 25, 2017
You enemies just failed again!!!

Thank you Jesus!

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