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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by IamGodsGrace(f): 10:26pm On Jun 25, 2017

GlobalGisting:

Nope. My sitting room where I use the carton temporarily till they bring my seats.

My dear. You are "Gratified" please pray hard. Don't relent. This is definitely not ordinary!

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by buzquet(m): 10:29pm On Jun 25, 2017

thesicilian:

So you can't blame us for killing every mosquito we see and choosing to let some snakes go scot free. At least we also know that up to 90% of snakes are non poisonous.

you serious?

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Fourwinds: 10:29pm On Jun 25, 2017

Benita27:
Snakes are one creature I can't stand. looking at their images on NL sends a chill down my spine.

so meaning u cannt stay with me

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by unitedsurv: 10:30pm On Jun 25, 2017

GlobalGisting:
I just am still feeling somehow. Let me start from the top.

I moved into a new flat in Benin City recently. But I left my things in my other apt in Lagos. So I am still putting the House in order. I only have my electronics in the parlour but the rooms have been fixed up. I also have paid the guys making the seats but they are yet to finish up so in d interim I am using the carton of my TV to lay in the parlour while I watch TV whenever I'm home.

So this morning, I woke up said my prayers and stepped into the parlour. Opened the front door briefly and locked it, went back to my bathroom and washed my mouth. Then came back into the parlour to watch morning news.

I layed on the carton as I always do, but I was feeling some movement beneath the foamed part where I rest my head, at first I felt it was the from adjusting but on a second thought I got up to arrange it.

As I took the white foam up to shift it a little higher, lo and behold, a snake crawled out from beneath my "pillow". I felt like disappearing. I screamed snake and my cousin who came in yesterday ran out of his room and gallantly killed the snake.

Usually I don't get afraid, I killed animals and even went hunting in the past, but this was a close call. I've been so full of thanks to God. "Though I "sleep" on snakes...I shall not be bitten.

My chair must be finished tomorrow wether they like it or not. I've been patient enough.

Make Una thank God for me oo

is that not a sign showing that house is not good for you, you even wana bring in a chair quickly perhaps you have forgotten snakes crawl n climb or 2. how you sure snakes are no more there or wount find it way there?
Edo witches welcome party don begin in earnest grin

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Chatbrainz(m): 10:31pm On Jun 25, 2017

hmmmmmm

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by EkoErrands: 10:36pm On Jun 25, 2017

GlobalGisting:
I just am still feeling somehow. Let me start from the top.

I moved into a new flat in Benin City recently. But I left my things in my other apt in Lagos. So I am still putting the House in order. I only have my electronics in the parlour but the rooms have been fixed up. I also have paid the guys making the seats but they are yet to finish up so in d interim I am using the carton of my TV to lay in the parlour while I watch TV whenever I'm home.

So this morning, I woke up said my prayers and stepped into the parlour. Opened the front door briefly and locked it, went back to my bathroom and washed my mouth. Then came back into the parlour to watch morning news.

I layed on the carton as I always do, but I was feeling some movement beneath the foamed part where I rest my head, at first I felt it was the from adjusting but on a second thought I got up to arrange it.

As I took the white foam up to shift it a little higher, lo and behold, a snake crawled out from beneath my "pillow". I felt like disappearing. I screamed snake and my cousin who came in yesterday ran out of his room and gallantly killed the snake.

Usually I don't get afraid, I killed animals and even went hunting in the past, but this was a close call. I've been so full of thanks to God. "Though I "sleep" on snakes...I shall not be bitten.

My chair must be finished tomorrow wether they like it or not. I've been patient enough.

Make Una thank God for me oo

A snake inside my house? That specie must be myopic. Not just any type of myopic but VERY MYOPIC.

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by dynicks(m): 10:38pm On Jun 25, 2017

Readonee35L:

but how did the snake get into the house , or was it inside before you moved in,
having a chair is even more dangerous, what if they hide inside and multiply

ah ah! bros wetin Na!!...must u list out places where snakes could creep into nd MULTIPLY?...Now I would have to keep watch over my entire house nd furniture now...

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by islandmoon: 10:43pm On Jun 25, 2017

so that is where you usually sit , checking name and screaming Afonja! abi? Oh! well,

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by whywhybayelsa: 10:46pm On Jun 25, 2017

Typical nigger's bedroom

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by offishialpablo: 10:50pm On Jun 25, 2017

is dah ur bed and pillow

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by mrmachine: 10:53pm On Jun 25, 2017

Heshei:
What way to welcome you home OP...

You better be sure to fumigate the whole room cos you dont know how many are still laying around a soft corner.

Ignore those that will soon come here to castigate you for killing an harmless bla bla bla bla bla ... common mosquitoe they kill with passion

You have been preserved cos you are preferred.

Give serious Thanks.

God saves your life. This is cobra, it would crawled out and bite you

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 10:55pm On Jun 25, 2017

Hmmm, snake under pillow? Ewoooo, if na me I will run commot for that house, dash landlord the rent, where e for enter?

Get biiter kola and scatter around your house. Make sure you have like three each in each room, palourzn kitchen, toilet as in everywhere, bitter kola drives snakes.

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Samusu(m): 11:00pm On Jun 25, 2017

thesicilian:

Are you aware that the mosquito is the most dangerous animal in the world, killing almost a million people worldwide every year?

Are yhu aware that Humans are the most dangerous animal in the world, killing almost 10 million people worldwide every year?

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Readonee35L(m): 11:02pm On Jun 25, 2017

dynicks:
ah ah! bros wetin Na!!...must u list out places where snakes could creep into nd MULTIPLY?...Now I would have to keep watch over my entire house nd furniture now...

.
Lol.
Na inside bush you they live??
If no then you no get worries.
But if you they stay new site. The snakes � DN even hide inside your ceiling as I they talk like this.

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jun 25, 2017

You opened your door briefly, and i bet that was when the snake briskly crawled in, you were lucky

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by dynicks(m): 11:07pm On Jun 25, 2017

Readonee35L:

.
Lol.
Na inside bush you they live??
If no then you no get worries.
But if you they stay new site. The snakes � DN even hide inside your ceiling as I they talk like this.

lol...u sure u not the LALA everyone screams of about here...m beginning to suspect u ooo

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by gabe1234(m): 11:12pm On Jun 25, 2017

lala come and see o...dinner is ready

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by techlorddsblog: 11:13pm On Jun 25, 2017

thesicilian:
The snake is obviously harmless. Why did you kill it?

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by wokemzine: 11:23pm On Jun 25, 2017

Damfostopper:
nobody is mentioning the snake name

judging by it's white belly, i think it's rat snake. Non venomous.

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Damfostopper(m): 11:26pm On Jun 25, 2017

wokemzine:
judging by it's white belly, i think it's rat snake. Non venomous.

lol..... rat snake ko.... bat snake ni

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by wokemzine: 11:39pm On Jun 25, 2017

Damfostopper:
lol..... rat snake ko.... bat snake ni

yeah! Rat snake. Most popular in africa.

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by wokemzine: 11:39pm On Jun 25, 2017

Damfostopper:
lol..... rat snake ko.... bat snake ni

non venomous

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Foxrain: 11:42pm On Jun 25, 2017

Temptee101:
But hugged and kissed it abi.

The way most folks reason here is really off the hook.

I advice you allow a snake make its way into your boxer, then come share with us how you petted it so as to preserve wildlife

It didn't bite you all through the night, you could have sent it on its way. I doubt you are an igbo

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by linearity: 11:43pm On Jun 25, 2017

thesicilian:

Are you aware that the mosquito is the most dangerous animal in the world, killing almost a million people worldwide every year?

The problem is not mosquito, it's malaria. If you like kill all the questions in the world, but if your environment is unkept, it will continue to breed malaria parasites, which will just hop on another vector as a transport mechanism.

Mosquito are harmless, FYI, there are still mosquitoes in the US, but malaria parasite have been vanquished. Only about 2,000 cases of malaria are reported in the US yearly (out of 300mil people) and these reported cases are from immigrants who just returned from their foreign home country....and in 2015, only about 63 cases of US locally transmitted malaria, these resulted from mosquitos in the US biting and transmitting the disease from the returnees above.

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Damfostopper(m): 11:54pm On Jun 25, 2017

wokemzine:
yeah! Rat snake. Most popular in africa.

rat snake habitats is in northern hemisphere... dunno if it's really here

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by bmos(m): 12:09am On Jun 26, 2017

ifyalways:
Scary

Snake seeking warmth. That liked like a dangerous snake- black mamba. God is with you man

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by OgaBuhari: 12:45am On Jun 26, 2017

Benekruku:
The snakes family re coming for you tonight

They will smell the pathway of there own down to your house and anything living there would be biten to coma!

Just leave the house for good

witches of Benin on point. Edo. Na dem. They never fail to disappoint

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by OgaBuhari: 12:49am On Jun 26, 2017

unitedsurv:

is that not a sign showing that house is not good for you, you even wana bring in a chair quickly perhaps you have forgotten snakes crawl n climb or 2. how you sure snakes are no more there or wount find it way there?
Edo witches welcome party don begin in earnest

witches of Benin on point. Edo. Na dem. They never fail to disappoint.

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by millionaireman: 12:57am On Jun 26, 2017

GlobalGisting:
I just am still feeling somehow. Let me start from the top.

I moved into a new flat in Benin City recently. But I left my things in my other apt in Lagos. So I am still putting the House in order. I only have my electronics in the parlour but the rooms have been fixed up. I also have paid the guys making the seats but they are yet to finish up so in d interim I am using the carton of my TV to lay in the parlour while I watch TV whenever I'm home.

So this morning, I woke up said my prayers and stepped into the parlour. Opened the front door briefly and locked it, went back to my bathroom and washed my mouth. Then came back into the parlour to watch morning news.

I layed on the carton as I always do, but I was feeling some movement beneath the foamed part where I rest my head, at first I felt it was the from adjusting but on a second thought I got up to arrange it.

As I took the white foam up to shift it a little higher, lo and behold, a snake crawled out from beneath my "pillow". I felt like disappearing. I screamed snake and my cousin who came in yesterday ran out of his room and gallantly killed the snake.

Usually I don't get afraid, I killed animals and even went hunting in the past, but this was a close call. I've been so full of thanks to God. "Though I "sleep" on snakes...I shall not be bitten.

My chair must be finished tomorrow wether they like it or not. I've been patient enough.

Make Una thank God for me oo

Please check out if there is a poultry close to the house. Poultry farms attract snake a lot

Nigerians don't obey the law about building poultry farms at least 500 meters from the human homes.

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Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 1:20am On Jun 26, 2017

Benin boy, stop forming posh, na normal edo tinz nau

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Chibuetu: 2:27am On Jun 26, 2017

Are you from Awomama? Or Ebonyi state?

Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by Nobody: 4:20am On Jun 26, 2017

Bros make sure u fix a net door so u can leave your front door open and have no fear of anything crawling in.

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