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Lionessza:
Lol, I guess. Yeah he was a hottie emphasis on the was .

ZarZar:
LMAO. Don't be mean. It's really not good to be good looking because when you age, people will compare you to your more attractive younger self.

Lionessza:
Lol, I'm not being mean but the guy looks sick to me I wouldn't do him but Baloyi is a different case . Yeah , true but some good looking people age well like stoan from bongo muffin. That guy has looked like that since I was a kid unlike home girl although the face ain't that bad.

Lionessza:
I know they are capable of traveling deep deep into the amazon, they have the right weapons for any challenges they find there I doubt any man can compete .

ZarZar:
Hahaha. Yeah, you're right about Stoan. He hasn't changed much & he is cute. I was shocked to see Thandiswa recently too. She's so BIG

WORLDPEACE:
Have they fought battles in the netherworld? Spiritual battles are for kings. Earthly battles we let peasants concern themselves with.

Lionessza:
Lol, their strong long standing king can withstand and conquer the earthly battles but to win those he has to use his spiritual powers to make the environment smooth for him. After all when the environment is in your favour, you can penetrate the forest as deep as you want the gods have made it yours .

WORLDPEACE:
There is nothing like the conquest of a strong, well built, west african king. Have you ever beheld them in their dark, muscular, veiny glory and splendor? Have you seen them in the thickest and most slippery forests, gliding like they own the earth? Many a princess has witnessed their strength and to their power surrendered. Every forest is the right of a true west african king.

Lionessza:
Yeah , he is but my old guy is Pepsi pokane : damn! He wouldn't even need to ask i would just throw it at him . And this other sports presenter who used to be a news reader forgot his name though will check it. I wonder why she's doesn't visit the gym or she wants to be more " African" lol.

ZarZar:
Hahaha. Well mission accomplished if that's the look she was going for. Because not only is she more African, she is Africa! So, so huge. OMG. Who is Pepsi kanene? I remember the name but I can't remember what he did. And who is the sports presenter? Wena it's like uyazifela about the boys from the Northwest

Lionessza:
Lol @she is africa.


Lol, honestly I knew if I didn't end up with an EC dude it would definitely be a NW boy .


First pic is pepsi . Second one is Kwena Moabela. These two guys have also aged so well .

ZarZar:
Lol, what is it that you like about them though? I've dated one & TBH, the relationship was just like any other relationship. I guess the only thing that attracted me to him was that he looked "acceptable ". In fact, he was hot

Oh, I remember Pepsi now! He is fine but he now kinda reminds me of the Kanu guy lol.

Lionessza:
Lol, the major attraction is the looks to me ( vain I know ) but I felt much more comfortable around tswana guys than any other group besides my own. They remind me of Xhosa guys a lot besides the language thing I felt right at home lol. They have some sort of " mental disorders" that I'm quiet familiar with .


Lol, you mean his looks or behavior?. But I facial structure ka Pepsi it resembles eyaba xabebahle the body too.

ZarZar:
By mental disorder I'm sure you mean lying asshole-itis Yes, they have that in common. Oh, I understand what you mean. I also wasn't ashamed to introduce the guy to my friends & relatives because he fit right in.

The face, yes. Maybe it's the beard & the skin tone. Lol @ xabebahle. LMAO.

Lionessza:
LMFAO, stop destroying the reputation of my favourite guys . Ja hey , same here.



Sure. Lol yinyani nje . I like I body structure yabaninzi babo qha i wish i could cut off from the kneck up In most of them , I can't deal with that tu

ZarZar:
Yho hahaha. LMFAO. So true @ your last line. But mna I can't even imagine ukulala nabo after all the things siziva apha about ubuthi etcetera. I pity the girls who don't know that they do things like sleep with you for intlantla. That is scary.

Lionessza:
Lol , you know? . Yho! wena I can only admire the structure from far touching is a no no even before ndibelapha they always creeped me up shame . I always thought banesibindi ababantu balala nabo straight tjo. Now that I know this stuff , every time ndibabona I get paranoid ndicinge ngezi bodies sizobona apha for imithi. I didn't know bafumana intlantla kwi kuku weird!

ZarZar:
Chin! Bathi it's like that. Andithi they say there're many ways to skin a cat. Mna I heard straight from the horse's mouth. He was warning me to be very careful of abantakwabo because they do xyz to achieve abc. I was like you don't need to tell me twice, won't touch them with a 10 ft pole. It's one thing to be afraid of diseases but that? That's some crazy shit. Funda nalapha because they talk about it. It's very intriguing.

Lionessza:
Yho ! This is just scary, maybe that's why ezi girls zijola nabo ufike ingathi ziyaphambana lol. Remember when I told you my sister warned me not to ever phatha kubo?. She used to live among bona when she was living in Denmark and they gave her the same warning you got. Worse she showed me omnye who was a final year medical student pha and kuthwa wayeyi leader yaba baqhaqha abantu apha before he left . And abanye babesithi yi wanted kowabo for lento and tjo the dude was super scary, I couldn't even look at him for more than half a second . Kuthwa wafika eyi expect kwi operations pha coz he was experienced moss . Yeah , I've been reading. Ndibona ne signs zabo kwezinye I posts, and I heard kwenye I thread uba bakhona e centurion and Cape Town, thixo!

ZarZar:
The ones abathanda incanca bazothi shu. Did you see the guy with maggots coming out of his penis yesterday? Hahaha. Some of us are going to be celibate for life after seeing something like that. What the fuckitty Bleep! Most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Sies! I've sworn off men, it's official

Lionessza:
Lol, banyile ke abo . Anyways , I think bubuvuvu lento yalencanca yabo caba intswempu . I knew two people who've been there and ababoniswanto but I think they stay for imali yeziyobisi and ke o brothers tend to be extravagant ngendlela endibabona ngayo.


Sies! No I didn't see it and thank goodness for that, otherwise I would have been tempted to join the celibate sisters myself . I remember seeing something like that last year in some site, damn! I couldn't bring myself to have sex for a week

ZarZar:
Wethu, imo, pee-pee is a pee-pee, I don't care how much it is hyped. Only a fool would sleep with a guy just to confirm an urban legend or simply because he says he'll show you magic. Or maybe it's because mna I'm not easily impressed. IDK. To me, sex is sex, you can't win me or lose me over it.

Lmfao @ he'll show you magic. That line has always disgusted me somehow especially from someone you don't know that much who thinks that shyt is impressive. I agree with what you're saying, I still can't believe there are people foolish enough to sleep with others to confirm something . As long as it's not umnwe we barret loncanca I don't care.



Ja bona bayadabalala, shame. But what is money if there's no genuine happiness in the home? Speaking of ukudabalala. Back home there was this guy called Rinki. He worked e-Nash (aka Mercedes-Benz plant) & there they pay them well. So my cousin wayemtya imali lol. On payday xa ebuya, sithi "Dabalala maRinkana, dabalala!". Adabalale! He really made it rain! Aba they remind me of him because ziziphukuphuku. Bacinga xa bepavelwa it means that they're a big deal, not knowing that money is the only thing that matters to a lot of people out there. Like that DMX song, "I remember a time when a nigga didn't have, a nigga made a joke & the bitches didn't laugh". Those lyrics as hilarious as they are, but they do tell the truth about people in general. With money you're everybody friend. Without it, well, your shadow will be the only thing keeping you company. But ezibharu don't see that .

What makes me laugh is that bebheja benjalo, abajolelwa maan ngababantu babo . I remember one of the girls I knew ejola nabo, he bought her a mini and all things nice but ingathi that made her worse ukuphusha italente yobufebe . Maybe yile mithi yabo ayivani ne commitment lol. Lol@ the DMX lyrics. Hahaha, hay nina nanimenzani umarinki lol. They will never see it coz kubo ibenza bazive better kunamadoda alapha, not knowing when the moola is gone, the sisters will turn on you faster than lighting.

Lol, yesterday I wanted to mention you so you could come see what I was seeing. The worst part is I cooked rice for dinner last night. I couldn't even eat it because I was thinking of the maggots. I'm sitting here starving my ass off as the result.

Lionessza:
Lol, thank God you didn't I hate those things with a passion. Lol, block the image for a few minutes to eat lol.

Lionessza:
Lol, thank God you didn't I hate those things with a passion. Lol, block the image for a few minutes to eat lol.

ZarZar:
For now I'm still naar, I can't eat. I hate maggots too. Plus ziyaluma lol. I went away for holidays in December, only to come back to rotting garbage because of lendoda. When I went to throw it away, I felt this sharp pain on my leg. Xa ndijonga, gosh, they were on my leg. Andaphambana! Yuck! Do you know the page kaNonzwakazi Dayimani on Facebook? You should look it up. Usisi is funny but so fucking arrogant as expected. I used to follow her page until we had this huge argument because she doesn't like people who disagree with her. Mna ke I don't beg, so I set her straight, then I unfollowed her. Anyway, some people over there were asking why Xhosa girls call guys "Ow or OU"? UNonzwakazi athi, it means owam umgqomo because men are trash. LMAO. Andayihleka! Her page is very entertaining if not for her & her narcissistic ways.

ZarZar:
Here's a sample from her page lol.

Lionessza:
Lol, I do follow her page at times. The woman is truly funny ndibuhleka obububhanxa bakhe. Lol, gosh! You and arguments what were you arguing about if I may ask . Lol @ owam umgqomo. @ the bolded ,don't answer if the question makes you feel uncomfortable. Uhlala nayo ?

Lionessza:
Lol @ kodwa nina minqundu nijongene nathi .


Lmfao, the guy looks hot though. They must leave his missing pee pee alone . This girl is mean, damn

ZarZar:
She is. You like men with bodies like that? I don't. They remind me of mummies because they look mummified & hard like they've been in a tomb without food for centuries. LMAO

Lionessza:
Lol @ being mummified. I don't mind his body especially his thighs , but personally I'm into built fat guys .

ZarZar:
I don't even remember what we were arguing about but the argument lasted almost the whole night because I'm also stubborn & stand firmly behind my views, njengaye. It was so huge that there was camp Nzwaki & camp ZarZar lol. After that people were sending me messages for standing up to her. I had to disable all notifications. I don't like bullies & yena she is a bully of note. That & her dumb followers who defend her even when she is wrong.

Yes, ndihlala naye Undidikeee! But I'm just buying ixesha because I'm not right ezimalini, yabo? Just being honest lol.

Lionessza:
LMFAO@ camps , you sound like an ANC member lol. She does sound like a bully, I wonder how she was at school lol.

Lol @ undidikee. I know the feeling sana been there done that and happy ndakwazuphuma rha lol.