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Optional1, when did you become wayward?
This your topic ehn

optional1:
Apart From Phones And Remote What Else
Do You Press



































haff gone to sleep dacovajnr honey is weather for two come to za oza rum

I press iron, I press laptop, I press bread to see if its soft, I press kpomo to see if its soft or hard before chewing, I press my car key button to lock it up, I press my tyres to see if its full or needs a vulcanizer's attention, I press my wallet into my pocket, I press my leg when it hurts, I press my fufu when its hard, I press hard on arguments to see I win, I press my gf's.....pimples when I see one, I press my horn, i press my ATM card into its slot to withdraw, i press the elevator button, i press the door bell button, i press the light's switch to turn it on/off etc.


Now op, what will you do with all these things that I press

tosyne2much:
Optional, when did you become wayward?

This your topic ehn

you taught me boss.

I learnt it from you.

calculator

DeGuyNxtDoor:
I press iron, I press laptop, I press bread to see if its soft, I press kpomo to see if its soft or hard before chewing, I press my car key button to lock it up, I press my tyres to see if its full or needs a vulcanizer's attention, I press my wallet into my pocket, I press my leg when it hurts, I press my fufu when its hard, I press hard on arguments to see I win, I press my gf's.....pimples when I see one, I press my horn, i press my ATM card into its slot to withdraw, i press the elevator button, i press the door bell button, i press the light's switch to turn it on/off etc.


Now op, what will you do with all these things that I press

only you with all this pressing, you must be a hardworking man...

Your GF should be proud of you alwayz for pressing all the pressables.

optional1:
only you with all this pressing, you must be a hardworking man...

Your GF should be proud of you alwayz for pressing all the "pressables".

yeah...she's proud.


You're yet to tell me what you intend doing with my "pressables"

Divay22:
Guys have upper hands here....
They have a lot of features to press

hmmm..dirty mind dem

TrapHedges:
Pussi

You just mentioned one...

Slayer of them

brugge007:
hmmm..dirty mind dem

But its the truth.... I don't know how to lie o

DeGuyNxtDoor:
I press iron, I press laptop, I press bread to see if its soft, I press kpomo to see if its soft or hard before chewing, I press my car key button to lock it up, I press my tyres to see if its full or needs a vulcanizer's attention, I press my wallet into my pocket, I press my leg when it hurts, I press my fufu when its hard, I press hard on arguments to see I win, I press my gf's.....pimples when I see one, I press my horn, i press my ATM card into its slot to withdraw, i press the elevator button, i press the door bell button, i press the light's switch to turn it on/off etc.


Now op, what will you do with all these things that I press

All this ones too common..... Haven't you press beyond ordinary things

Divay22:
But its the truth.... I don't know how to lie o

haba, u sabi say women sabi lie weeeeeeeeeeeela

Divay22:
All this ones too common..... Haven't you press beyond ordinary things

pressed beyond ordinary things?


Like what exactly?

DeGuyNxtDoor:
yeah...she's proud.

You're yet to tell me what you intend doing with my "pressables"

never mind, she is proud that's the main koko..

DeGuyNxtDoor:
pressed beyond ordinary things?


Like what exactly?

We'll talk about it tomorrow.. Goodnight

Divay22:
We'll talk about it tomorrow.. Goodnight

sleep tight oh dear...don't forget to pray ooh and ask for forgiveness

brugge007:
haba, u sabi say women sabi lie weeeeeeeeeeeela

I'm still a 16 years old kid....
My mum taught me to always be truthful if i want to make heaven

DeGuyNxtDoor:
sleep tight oh dear...don't forget to pray ooh and ask for forgiveness

Sure... I do confess all my sins to God before sleeping

optional1:
never mind, she is proud that's the main koko..

yes you're right...and I know your man is proud of you as well my dear


I heard you say the weather is good for two, you should be having "pressing" fun by now or its not yet time?

Divay22:
Sure... I do confess all my sins to God before sleeping

remember all of them oo... And put me in thy prayers too dear

Divay22:
I'm still a 16 years old kid....
My mum taught me to always be truthful if i want to make heaven

using another lie to cover the previous lie!!!!!!!!!!! fear women

brugge007:
using another lie to cover the previous lie!!!!!!!!!!! fear women

Caught in the act...

DeGuyNxtDoor:
yes you're right...and I know your man is proud of you as well my dear


I heard you say the weather is good for two, you should be having "pressing" fun by now or its not yet time?

you have passed beyond your pressing limit oh....

The pressing is over cos of heat

optional1:
you have passed beyond your pressing limit oh....

The pressing is over cos of heat

tell him to power up the generator so as to complete the pressing...he can't leave you hanging nah

optional1:
you have passed beyond your pressing limit oh....

The pressing is over cos of heat

There's holiday tomorrow abi?

Divay22:
You just mentioned one...
Slayer of them

lolLol

dacovajnr:
There's holiday tomorrow abi?

yes sir there is.

center of gravity

Gee spot

Divay22:
Guys have upper hands here.... They have a lot of features to press

I could show u a feature to press

The dumbest I have heard.

MRSoftapples:
This is a very dumb and stupid question..

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