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What is that funny thing you couldn't stop laughing at each time you remember it?



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sweethrt, they many o. especially d last trimester, my husband still tease me about farting all d tym, I don't stay out 4 long else I'll urinate on myself, I added weight so much that even most of my course mates couldn't recognize me. but it was a wonderful experience even with all d discomfort in it

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who tell u?

For my first, i was feeling dizzy while strolling to a friend's house. I quickly located the nearest salon and told her madam i think i'm about fainting, as she saw me, she quickly brought out mat and asked me to lie down. She bought me 7up and after sometime i felt better, she took my phone and dialled my husband to come get me. I can never forget that experience.

soonest:
For my first, i was feeling dizzy while strolling to a friend's house. I quickly located the nearest salon and told her madam i think i'm about fainting, as she saw me, she quickly brought out mat and asked me to lie down. She bought me 7up and after sometime i felt better, she took my phone and dialled my husband to come get me. I can never forget that experience.

How I grabbed roasted corn from one dirty woman inside a bus...I ate it and satisfied my cravings.after eating everything I held on to the corn comb. gave her 100 naira,scratched my bum.bum and proudly alighted from the bus.everybody were just looking at me...

May God bless her!

I use to faint a lot while preggy so hubby had to accompany me to the eastate MKT so he could monitor my movt.
one day we went as usual,while he waited I crossed over to buy something which made me go out of his view.I noticed he climbed out of the car towards where he saw me last.curious I came from behind to know what he was asking the MKT women one after the other.
He was asking "have you seen my wife, did any preggy woman faint here".he was almost crying...lol.
also used to urinate a lot on myself.

ahnie:
How I grabbed roasted corn from one dirty woman inside a bus...I ate it and satisfied my cravings.

May God bless her!

That one is long throat o. Not normal

ImaIma1:


That one is long throat o. Not normal

Mba no bee only long throat....na middle throat.

I love been pregnant.

I am always excited whenever I see queue. I don't just jump to the front.

I will change my face and start walking like trailer carrying container that is about to fall, both men and women will start ushering me to go to the front.

I love those few minutes attention.

Abiagirl777:
I use to faint a lot while preggy so hubby had to accompany me to the eastate MKT so he could monitor my movt.
one day we went as usual,while he waited I crossed over to buy something which made me go out of his view.I noticed he climbed out of the car towards where he saw me last.curious I came from behind to know what he was asking the MKT women one after the other.
He was asking "have you seen my wife, did any preggy woman faint here".he was almost crying...lol.
also used to urinate a lot on myself.

awwwwwww. Lol. God bless him for you

enoqueen:
I love been pregnant.

I am always excited whenever I see queue. I don't just jump to the front.

I will change my face and start walking like trailer carrying container that is about to fall, both men and women will start ushering me to go to the front.

I love those few minutes attention.

enoqueen:
I love been pregnant.

I am always excited whenever I see queue. I don't just jump to the front.

I will change my face and start walking like trailer carrying container that is about to fall, both men and women will start ushering me to go to the front.

I love those few minutes attention.

sister, that feeling eh

ahnie:
How I grabbed roasted corn from one dirty woman inside a bus...I ate it and satisfied my cravings.after eating everything I held on to the corn comb. gave her 100 naira,scratched my bum.bum and proudly alighted from the bus.everybody were just looking at me...

May God bless her!

Lol

What is it about pregnancy that makes women hanker for things (food) that aren't theirs? Can we blame the 'ant-eye' on the hormones?

ahnie:
How I grabbed roasted corn from one dirty woman inside a bus...I ate it and satisfied my cravings.after eating everything I held on to the corn comb. gave her 100 naira,scratched my bum.bum and proudly alighted from the bus.everybody were just looking at me...

May God bless her!

Ahnie oooo oooo
Laugh wan kee me for hia!!!

Abiagirl777:
I use to faint a lot while preggy so hubby had to accompany me to the eastate MKT so he could monitor my movt.
one day we went as usual,while he waited I crossed over to buy something which made me go out of his view.I noticed he climbed out of the car towards where he saw me last.curious I came from behind to know what he was asking the MKT women one after the other.
He was asking "have you seen my wife, did any preggy woman faint here".he was almost crying...lol.
also used to urinate a lot on myself.

Awwwnnn
Your husband sounds so loving
But why did you faint a lot in pregnancy?
I'm not married, so I dey learn work here

Lol @ 'dd a preggy woman faint here?'

soonest:
For my first, i was feeling dizzy while strolling to a friend's house. I quickly located the nearest salon and told her madam i think i'm about fainting, as she saw me, she quickly brought out mat and asked me to lie down. She bought me 7up and after sometime i felt better, she took my phone and dialled my husband to come get me. I can never forget that experience.

Wow, good thinking on the part of the stylist

Abiagirl777:
I use to faint a lot while preggy so hubby had to accompany me to the eastate MKT so he could monitor my movt.
one day we went as usual,while he waited I crossed over to buy something which made me go out of his view.I noticed he climbed out of the car towards where he saw me last.curious I came from behind to know what he was asking the MKT women one after the other.
He was asking "have you seen my wife, did any preggy woman faint here".he was almost crying...lol.
also used to urinate a lot on myself.

awwwwwwwww,
This part really got me "he was almost crying"

For me it was the attention.

Everyone wanted to talk to me even strangers. It was cool sometimes but at other times I just wanted to be left alone for 2 minutes without someone asking me if I'm okay or need anything.


Also at work I got away with a lot of stuff. I loooved that part.

enoqueen:
I love been pregnant.

I am always excited whenever I see queue. I don't just jump to the front.

I will change my face and start walking like trailer carrying container that is about to fall, both men and women will start ushering me to go to the front.

I love those few minutes attention.

LMAO

soonest:
For my first, i was feeling dizzy while strolling to a friend's house. I quickly located the nearest salon and told her madam i think i'm about fainting, as she saw me, she quickly brought out mat and asked me to lie down. She bought me 7up and after sometime i felt better, she took my phone and dialled my husband to come get me. I can never forget that experience.

Lol...l can relate to your experience,yours was better,mine was in the market,all of a sudden,my bones started failing me,l became weak and feverish.l started buying things without pricing them just to hurry up,still l couldn't make it,l had to sit on the floor of the market cos l didn't know what l was doing,l was seriously shaking and felt like vomiting out my guts.People gathered around me and they made me sit on a chair,some were fanning me,others were offering me water to drink,l became the center of attraction,shame catch me that day.l didn't visit that part of the market until l put to birth

Beautiful thread, pregnancy is indeed a blessing.
I can't remember how far long I was (7-8mnth) , but I was already showing very well. Took a nap one Saturday afternoon just to wake up and didn't see my bump again! You can't imagine the panic. Hubby still laughs about it till date. Turns out that sometimes, babies hide inside the inner stomach but as per ftm things.
Hopefully embarking on a second missionary journey soonest.

joyAA:


Wow, good thinking on the part of the stylist

She saved my life.

ikechizoba:


Lol...l can relate to your experience,yours was better,mine was in the market,all of a sudden,my bones started failing me,l became weak and feverish.l started buying things without pricing them just to hurry up,still l couldn't make it,l had to sit on the floor of the market cos l didn't know what l was doing,l was seriously shaking and felt like vomiting out my guts.People gathered around me and they made me sit on a chair,some were fanning me,others were offering me water to drink,l became the center of attraction,shame catch me that day.l didn't visit that part of the market until l put to birth

My sister, how many of my fainting stories can i tell. Na God dey save person