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ZarZar:
Janet Jackson converted to Islam, when she married the rich Arab guy. She's probably seen or heard way too many horror stories over there in the palace.

Girl, I heard in Saudi, especially, they stone you to death just by showing an ankle if you're a woman.

Lol , I didn't know she did that. Tough girl she is .


Can you imagine that shyt? . This is why I see religion as another form of slavery . No freedom at all.


Remember I told you about my Girl who had a baby a few months back with her south Asian hubby? . The marriage is over , she couldn't stand the religious crap. Not that much of a suprise to me an EC girl and Islam? I couldn't even believe it when she converted . I think things were bad between them even here , but they recently visited his homeland and she came back crying thanking her maker that she's still alive .

OtemAtum:
Allah and Yahweh share violence in common. Remember how Yahweh killed Uzza for touching the ark in a reflex action. If Yahweh who they claimed owns nature, and Uzza answered the call of nature(unintentionally o) and the same Yahweh killed him through holy slap for answering his call of nature, then tell me how fair the Yahweh is.

BTW, Allah and Yahweh are both bound in a spiritual cage until Africans and the whole world have widened up to know that the two evil gods are not the God Almighty who created the universe and the multiverse.

you know nothing about the old testament law, so keep shut.

SHALOM!

hopefulLandlord:
A rug rider crawls into a cave in the 7th Century CE, the Angel Gabriel appears out of nowhere and whispers words of profound wisdom to the rider. Gabriel's whisperings are then somehow documented by the rider for all Eternity as the Words of God for the future benefit of Mankind. Fast forward to the 20th century CE. Erwin Schrodinger picks up his pencil and proceeds to write out the Wave Equation of the Universe which replaces the role of Newton's laws and conservation of energy in classical mechanics. It is an equation in terms of a wave function which predicts analytically and precisely the probability of events to within an accuracy of 10-decimal places. Why does anyone in the 21st century CE, astonishingly, still give any credence to the writings of a delusional 7th century ignorant goat herder who claimed an angel spoke to him in a cave? Apparently there are still approximately 1.5-billion or more Neanderthals out there who still "believe". Beats me!!!

"RUG RIDER?"

Clearly you are under Oyinbo influence.

Muhammed was a Camel Driver.

Not just anybody can control a Camel.

YOU cannot- or you would have a lot more respect.

Secondly, have tou even READ the "WHISPERINGS" (they weren't "whisperings," of Angel Gabriel?

They are GENIUS!

They may be EVIL GENIUS, but they are STILL GENIUS.

Thirdly, THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH set up Muhammad since before he went public, telling the peoples to expect a great leader to arrive. They manipulated Muhammad ffrom the get-go, and planned use him to unite the Arabs, and turn them to THEMSELVES through HIM.

But the Plan backfired.

Lionessza:
Lol , I didn't know she did that. Tough girl she is .


Can you imagine that shyt? . This is why I see religion as another form of slavery . No freedom at all.


Remember I told you about my Girl who had a baby a few months back with her south Asian hubby? . The marriage is over , she couldn't stand the religious crap. Not that much of a suprise to me an EC girl and Islam? I couldn't even believe it when she converted . I think things were bad between them even here , but they recently visited his homeland and she came back crying thanking her maker that she's still alive .

LMAO @ EC girl & Islam. Too restrictive, it'd never work. I can't say I'm sorry her marriage is over because I know those guys too well. They're insufferable. She's gutsy for even going over there to murder country. Brava!

Yanno, I have this ex that currently lives in Saudi Arabia. We didn't end on good terms. I was mean to him because he was mean to me. But anyway, he's been telling me we should get back together & I must come over there. In my mind I'm thinking he's probably arranged my stoning in advance because I have a feeling he's still holding a grudge. He was telling people I used to beat him up. LMFAO. Beating him up in reality, was actually me defending myself from him. Everybody knows it. So yeah, I did what I could because I wasn't gonna let some asshole rough handle me. I just laugh now every time I get the "come to my world" message . Yeah, so your rag head gang can stone me for "beating you up"

ZarZar:
Man, that's why I'm not buying into all this religious mumbo jumbo. I'm human 1st & there's everything wrong with killing another human over an issue that's beyond their control. Sick, sick, sick!

don't allow that boy to descive you, that was the old testament law, according to the law, a sinner cannot touch the ark of covenant. the new testament fulfilled the old testament prophecy and when a prophecy is being fullfilled, we move on from the fulfillment.

Lionessza:
Lol , I didn't know she did that. Tough girl she is .


Can you imagine that shyt? . This is why I see religion as another form of slavery . No freedom at all.


Remember I told you about my Girl who had a baby a few months back with her south Asian hubby? . The marriage is over , she couldn't stand the religious crap. Not that much of a suprise to me an EC girl and Islam? I couldn't even believe it when she converted . I think things were bad between them even here , but they recently visited his homeland and she came back crying thanking her maker that she's still alive .

Janet is crazy,not surprised at all that she converted to Islam.
She remains one of my primary school crush tho,every time I think of that Super Bowl incident when she whipped out that beautiful bøøby,I just feel like downloading that pic and grab some lotion real quick

Memories

ZarZar:
LMAO @ EC girl & Islam. Too restrictive, it'd never work. I can't say I'm sorry her marriage is over because I know those guys too well. They're insufferable. She's gutsy for even going over there to murder country. Brava!

Yanno, I have this ex that currently lives in Saudi Arabia. We didn't end on good terms. I was mean to him because he was mean to me. But anyway, he's been telling me we should get back together & I must come over there. In my mind I'm thinking he's probably arranged my stoning in advance because I have a feeling he's still holding a grudge. He was telling people I used to beat him up. LMFAO. Beating him up in reality, was actually me defending myself from him. Everybody knows it. So yeah, I did what I could because I wasn't gonna let some asshole rough handle me. I just laugh now every time I get the "come to my world" message . Yeah, so your rag head gang can stone me for "beating you up"

Before I reply , I just had to get on my knees and Lmfao @ the bolded.

malvisguy212:
you know nothing about the old testament law, so keep shut.

what's this one saying?

Collyno82:
then tell me who created the universe? I want to no n probably follow him

God created the Universe.
This is not a god of any religion, but the one who created all things, including all the gods of religion.


https://www.nairaland.com/2938907

Lionessza:
Before I reply , I just had to get on my knees and Lmfao @ the bolded.

Lol, you're laughing. You have no idea what I went through with that one So psychotic!

BleSSedMee:
Say what!!!

“Muslims are not allowed to insert any objects inside their anus, not even a finger, it is forbidden by the Koran,” said the judge.


Are you kidding me. Hmmmm. I comment my reserve.

I help you seal your comments' reservoir tight sev.

OtemAtum:
Allah and Yahweh share violence in common. Remember how Yahweh killed Uzza for touching the ark in a reflex action. If Yahweh who they claimed owns nature, and Uzza answered the call of nature(unintentionally o) and the same Yahweh killed him through holy slap for answering his call of nature, then tell me how fair the Yahweh is.

BTW, Allah and Yahweh are both bound in a spiritual cage until Africans and the whole world have widened up to know that the two evil gods are not the God Almighty who created the universe and the multiverse.

Continue thumbing balderdash oo. . Wehdone!!
But, what's your religion? Ògá.

hordmax:
Continue thumbing balderdash oo. . Wehdone!!
But, what's your religion? Ògá.

I don't have a religion, but I know the God who made the gods of religions. Read this to know more.

https://www.nairaland.com/2938907

ZarZar:
LMAO @ EC girl & Islam. Too restrictive, it'd never work. I can't say I'm sorry her marriage is over because I know those guys too well. They're insufferable. She's gutsy for even going over there to murder country. Brava!

Yanno, I have this ex that currently lives in Saudi Arabia. We didn't end on good terms. I was mean to him because he was mean to me. But anyway, he's been telling me we should get back together & I must come over there. In my mind I'm thinking he's probably arranged my stoning in advance because I have a feeling he's still holding a grudge. He was telling people I used to beat him up. LMFAO. Beating him up in reality, was actually me defending myself from him. Everybody knows it. So yeah, I did what I could because I wasn't gonna let some asshole rough handle me. I just laugh now every time I get the "come to my world" message . Yeah, so your rag head gang can stone me for "beating you up"

Trust we were so worried when she went there coz she's the typical EC girl and add a loud mouth to that . Her story was so funny , talk about adventure . Apparently she and the hubby had their usual fights at night in their room and the family overheard most of the rubbish. In the morning the dad called the son over and they chatted and he went back in to tell her, him and the dad were meeting with some community members about something important. So they left. Minutes later the mother walks in and chastising her about the way she treated her son . Apparently over there fighting with your man is disrespectful and against the law you should let him beat the shyt out of you until he's tired or else you will be punished by a mob . So in your case the Saudi Arabian guy would have reported you to his villagers for a good stoning if you were in his country , how dare you defend yourself from your man's beating . So she says the mom told her to go pray for herself before they talk again. What she heard was " go and pray before we stone your black ass to death, your hubby is out there gathering the crowd for the ceremony " . She waited for the mother to exit the yard and she took her baby and caught the nearest taxi to take her to the bus station where she took a bus to their capital city which was 14 hours away. When she got there , she went up and down looking for our embassy before she could breath a sigh of relief . She found it and told them she wanted to leave the country ASAP because that family is trying to kill her . So she was " rescued" and taken back to SA on the next available flight. She only called back the husband when she got to OR Tambo international lol. The guy claimed they were arranging an introductory ceremony for her and the baby . And she was like " liar , that was a stoning ceremony it was written a over your evil mother's face , and I know your racist community would have turned my child into a slave " .


You should go for a brief visit , but just don't say no to the beatings to be safe and come back Alive .

Jayceon:
Janet is crazy,not surprised at all that she converted to Islam.
She remains one of my primary school crush tho,every time I think of that Super Bowl incident when she whipped out that beautiful bøøby,I just feel like downloading that pic and grab some lotion real quick

Memories

Hahahaha, that's every young man's favourite memory of her lol.

OtemAtum:
I don't have a religion, but I know the God who made the gods of religions. Read this to know more.

https://www.nairaland.com/2938907

I see what you did there anyways, nice e-Tract.
You've answered my question actually.

ZarZar:
Lol, you're laughing. You have no idea what I went through with that one So psychotic!

Lol, trust me I'm quite familiar with assholes just not the religious kind though. The mixture of the two sounds even more dangerous . Infact I saw it first hand from my friend's relationship, the guy is so religious and temperamental. I'm suprised she stayed for so long.

Lionessza:
Trust we were so worried when she went there coz she's the typical EC girl and add a loud mouth to that . Her story was so funny , talk about adventure . Apparently she and the hubby had their usual fights at night in their room and the family overheard most of the rubbish. In the morning the dad called the son over and they chatted and he went back in to tell her, him and the dad were meeting with some community members about something important. So they left. Minutes later the mother walks in and chastising her about the way she treated her son . Apparently over there fighting with your man is disrespectful and against the law you should let him beat the shyt out of you until he's tired or else you will be punished by a mob . So in your case the Saudi Arabian guy would have reported you to his villagers for a good stoning if you were in his country , how dare you defend yourself from your man's beating . So she says the mom told her to go pray for herself before they talk again. What she heard was " go and pray before we stone your black ass to death, your hubby is out there gathering the crowd for the ceremony " . She waited for the mother to exit the yard and she took her baby and caught the nearest taxi to take her to the bus station where she took a bus to their capital city which was 14 hours away. When she got there , she went up and down looking for our embassy before she could breath a sigh of relief . She found and it and told them she wanted to leave the country ASAP because that family is trying to kill her . So she was " rescued" and taken back to SA on the next available flight. She only called back the husband when she got to OR Tambo international lol. The guy claimed they were arranging an introductory ceremony for her and the baby . And she was like " liar , that was a stoning ceremony it was written a over your evil mother's face , and I know your racist community would have turned my child into a slave " .


You should go for a brief visit , but just don't say no to the beatings to be safe and come back Alive .

LMFAO. What a story! But I don't get it, why did she even go there in the 1st place? I'd be scared because if he beats her up here, how much more when he is in his country, where it's totally acceptable to kill women for "disrespect". I'd never go to such a place no matter how hard a person tries to entice me. Who are you gonna turn to over there when the monster turns on you? Uyaphapha your friend. She's lucky they didn't lock her up in some room somewhere. I remember reading a story in the Laudium sun, where this lady went to Pakistan with her hubby. She didn't like it over there for some reason & those people refused to let her take her baby with her back to SA. She said she was beaten & locked up. I'm not sure how she escaped but she was back asking anyone who'd help her get her baby back from there. It was a sad story. She wasn't even black but a local Indian. If they can do that to her, I can't imagine what they would have done if she were black.

Lionessza:
Lol, trust me I'm quite familiar with assholes just not the religious kind though. The mixture of the two sounds even more dangerous . Infact I saw it first hand from my friend's relationship, the guy is so religious and temperamental. I'm suprised she stayed for so long.

IKR. They're crazy. Lol, the stories I could tell you about that one would leave you gobsmacked. Probably the worst relationship of my life. I'd never date them again. Never. Rhaaa!

Lionessza:
Hahahaha, that's every young man's favourite memory of her lol.

For years I've been searching the actual videos of that memorable day on youtube but all I could find was pics

ZarZar:
LMFAO. What a story! But I don't get it, why did she even go there in the 1st place? I'd be scared because if he beats her up here, how much more when he is in his country, where it's totally acceptable to kill women for "disrespect". I'd never go to such a place no matter how hard a person tries to entice me. Who are you gonna turn to over there when the monster turns on you? Uyaphapha your friend. She's lucky they didn't lock her up in some room somewhere. I remember reading a story in the Laudium sun, where this lady went to Pakistan with her hubby. She didn't like it over there for some reason & those people refused to let her take her baby with her back to SA. She said she was beaten & locked up. I'm not sure how she escaped but she was back asking anyone who'd help her get her baby back from there. It was a sad story. She wasn't even black but a local Indian. If they can do that to her, I can't imagine what they would have done if she were black.

Zar , I seriously don't know how that girl reasons sometimes. We asked her the samething before she left and she was like things are better now between them . Yes uphapha strong. Yeah she was really lucky they didn't lock her up, she could have been mince meat now. Wow , that's sad. Good she came back alive . My friend says the mother asked her to leave the baby there , and she said she would think about just to get her off her back. She heard from the maid there that they don't like black mixed people there. They are usually sold to slavery . Who knows maybe that old woman was going to turn the child into her own personal slave or sell him.

Jayceon:
For years I've been searching the actual videos of that memorable day on youtube but all I could find was pics

LMFAO, you're such a pervert . Go and look up boobs your age and leave gogo boobies alone

Lionessza:
Zar , I seriously don't know how that girl reasons sometimes. We asked her the samething before she left and she was like things are better now between them . Yes uphapha strong. Yeah she was really lucky they didn't lock her up, she could have been mince meat now. Wow , that's sad. Good she came back alive . My friend says the mother asked her to leave the baby there , and she said she would think about just to get her off her back. She hears from the maid there that they don't like black mixed people there. They are usually sold to slavery . Who knows maybe that old woman was going to turn the child into her own personal slave or sell him.

Smh. It's not true for all of them though because I have a friend who is married to a guy from India. Surat to be exact. She's been there & according to her they treated her well. Her children have been there a number of times & they love them. Only annoying thing is that they're pushing the language & religion too much on the children. One year her son came back speaking pure Urdu because apparently he wasn't allowed to speak English because the old aunties & uncles over there don't understand the language, hence he was forced to accommodate them. My friend says it wasn't bad, it's just not a place she'd wanna live in, permanently. Says it was too hot, dirty & too crowded. Athi in front of the airport there are shacks lol.

ZarZar:
IKR. They're crazy. Lol, the stories I could tell you about that one would leave you gobsmacked. Probably the worst relationship of my life. I'd never date them again. Never. Rhaaa!

Hahahaha, nowhere is safe dear . You go to this group thinking you will be safer only to meet a different brand of crazy , go to the next and find a mixture of the previous and a new flavour on it . Lol, was he that bad of a bastard I thought praying guys were supposed to be the best choice lol.

ZarZar:
Smh. It's not true for all of them though because I have a friend who is married to a guy from India. Surat to be exact. She's been there & according to her they treated her well. Her children have been there a number of times & they love them. Only annoying thing is that they're pushing the language & religion too much on the children. One year her son came back speaking pure Urdu because apparently he wasn't allowed to speak English because the old aunties & uncles over there don't understand the language, hence he was forced to accommodate them. My friend says it wasn't bad, it's just not a place she'd wanna live in, permanently. Says it was too hot, dirty & too crowded. Athi in front of the airport there are shacks lol.

Maybe in time the language thing will be an added advantage for them. I would be scared though of having my children leave for his country without me , quite a number of stories around the country of foreign men disappearing with kids. But it's better for your friend , atleast she knows where he's from. Lol, I understand her though. Wow, even by the airport .

Lionessza:
Hahahaha, nowhere is safe dear . You go to this group thinking you will be safer only to meet a different brand of crazy , go to the next and find a mixture of the previous and a new flavour on it . Lol, was he that bad of a bastard I thought praying guys were supposed to be the best choice lol.

Exactly! Men are all the same Yhoo, the religious nuts are the worst kind. That one did things that scarred me for life lol. I was raised to believe that a woman should never raise her hand back to a man but some situations force you to, if not for protection but pride. Lol, there's one incident in particular towards the very end. I was completely despising him at this point. Dude was busy following me around, bitching about something. I kept quiet but inside I was seething. I went to the kitchen to make tea & there he was again barking like a chihuahua. I couldn't take it anymore. I don't know what came over me but I threw the kettle at him, just to shut him up. Damn! He ran to the shower fully clothed & I ran out of the house, thinking what have I done lol. It was that bad, I just couldn't see myself spending the rest of my life with someone like that. So, so controlling. And if you didn't do as he said, then he'd fly into a rage to intimidate you. I'd walk right into a rage of my own because why should I allow myself to be bullied? Hell no! I'm lucky he didn't kill me because he was about 6'3 in height. Us going head to head was almost hilarious because a wack from him on top of my head would have sent me straight to my maker He had these gigantic hands that almost looked abnormal lol

Lionessza:
Maybe in time the language thing will be an added advantage for them. I would be scared though of having my children leave for his country without me , quite a number of stories around the country of foreign men disappearing with kids. But it's better for your friend , atleast she knows where he's from. Lol, I understand her though. Wow, even by the airport .

IKR. I never saw the shacks but she showed me other photos & videos she took while there. There were masses of people everywhere, it was unbelievable. Her son likes the fact that he can speak the lingo. He even likes being Muslim. LOL! Always wearing that small round hat to go pray in the mosque

Lionessza:
LMFAO, you're such a pervert . Go and look up boobs your age and leave gogo boobies alone

I've seen and sucked a lot of those but let's be honest,ain't nothing like a booby of a famous celebrity.

Who was your male celebrity crush in your days babes?

ZarZar:
Exactly! Men are all the same Yhoo, the religious nuts are the worst kind. That one did things that scarred me for life lol. I was raised to believe that a woman should never raise her hand back to a man but some situations force you to, if not for protection but pride. Lol, there's one incident in particular towards the very end. I was completely despising him at this point. Dude was busy following me around, bitching about something. I kept quiet but inside I was seething. I went to the kitchen to make tea & there he was again barking like a chihuahua. I couldn't take it anymore. I don't know what came over me but I threw the kettle at him, just to shut him up. Damn! He ran to the shower fully clothed & I ran out of the house, thinking what have I done lol. It was that bad, I just couldn't see myself spending the rest of my life with someone like that. So, so controlling. And if you didn't do as he said, then he'd fly into a rage to intimidate you. I'd walk right into a rage of my own because why should I allow myself to be bullied? Hell no! I'm lucky he didn't kill me because he was about 6'3 in height. Us going head to head was almost hilarious because a wack from him on top of my head would have sent me straight to my maker He had these gigantic hands that almost looked abnormal lol

LMFAO, you threw what at him? but I fully understand you some guys can drive you straight to hell with their bs. Oh don't tell me about the controlling kind who think they should always have the last word or else shyt will fly. I had a relationship with a piece of crap like that and there was never peace in that relationship because I couldn't take orders like a " good " girl should so shyt flew to the highest levels lol. Lmfao @ he had gigantic hands. Remember I told you my encounter with my own Steven Segal when adrenaline takes over and you have to fight for your life , I'm telling you those hands would have seem like those of a six month old baby . Thanks to him now I know where to stab the shyt out of a crazy giant . Btw , since I'm short anything is a giant lol.

ZarZar:
Exactly! Men are all the same Yhoo, the religious nuts are the worst kind. That one did things that scarred me for life lol. I was raised to believe that a woman should never raise her hand back to a man but some situations force you to, if not for protection but pride. Lol, there's one incident in particular towards the very end. I was completely despising him at this point. Dude was busy following me around, bitching about something. I kept quiet but inside I was seething. I went to the kitchen to make tea & there he was again barking like a chihuahua. I couldn't take it anymore. I don't know what came over me but I threw the kettle at him, just to shut him up. Damn! He ran to the shower fully clothed & I ran out of the house, thinking what have I done lol. It was that bad, I just couldn't see myself spending the rest of my life with someone like that. So, so controlling. And if you didn't do as he said, then he'd fly into a rage to intimidate you. I'd walk right into a rage of my own because why should I allow myself to be bullied? Hell no! I'm lucky he didn't kill me because he was about 6'3 in height. Us going head to head was almost hilarious because a wack from him on top of my head would have sent me straight to my maker He had these gigantic hands that almost looked abnormal lol

hahahahhahahahah christ so u are this afraid ?hahahahahahahah aaaa wonder's shall never end,instead of engaging in physical battles,why not use technology?that would suit u both..

ZarZar:
IKR. I never saw the shacks but she showed me other photos & videos she took while there. There were masses of people everywhere, it was unbelievable. Her son likes the fact that he can speak the lingo. He even likes being Muslim. LOL! Always wearing that small round hat to go pray in the mosque

Lol. I love those cute outfits the little boys wear with those hats , so adorable. Is she Muslim?

Jayceon:
I've seen and sucked a lot of those but let's be honest,ain't nothing like a booby of a famous celebrity.

Who was your male celebrity crush in your days babes?

what a disgusting young man lol.


Lol , I can't remember exactly but Junior from my wife and kids is one of them lol. And Brianna's bf from the sitcom one on one