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vicfuntop:
As in its so annoying when people say I look 30. I mean if you tell me i look younger it would have been better. As for the bashing, in a weird way I enjoy it

tosyne2much:
I know ladies don't usually feel comfortable when people say they look older

How about uploading another picture cos I guess this picture is exaggerating your age

vicfuntop:
I don't want to be among those people that changes dp often. I'll change it at the right time. I am 22.

tosyne2much:
But will be 23 this year shey?

Anyway, I hope husband-to-be has fallen on you?

vicfuntop:
Han Han . I just clocked 22 last month ending jo. It's good food and environment. As for the husband, yes.

tosyne2much:
Make sure you treat him well in da other room oooo

vicfuntop:
Knowing how to speak English seems to be your greatest accomplishment hence your signature. I am sure you must be an Igbo boy Who on nairaland is worthy of your admiration? Are you kidding me. Isn't that your picture on your profile? You even had to upload it by 1:36am. The least you could have done was to wear a good shirt and it would have distracted me from your cartoon like features

You smell of attention seeking, and it's a very ugly color on a guy. Is your mind on vacation cos it seems your mouth is just working overtime. Tell me, what exactly is your excuse for acting like a bitch?

Be warned! Are you for real? Is it only a woman's genitals you can insult? I mean don't you know how to reason wide? Well if being stupid is your problem, then you are justified.

I won't be surprised if you are just an apprentice in an Igbo man's beans shop.

SirMichael1:
You're quite hilarious while throwing tantrums! What is this penchant for checking DPs I smell you have? Some sorta fetish or your fiancé must be too ugly for you to incessantly keep checking guys photos? Kinda look like you're not really sure of your relationship.

If you feel bad about my derogatory remarks, why don't you just hoard it deep within you and spare me the overt attempt to sound verbose with the scribbled letters.

You’re right about one thing though, my DP is mine to do as I please and I reserve the right to replace it whenever with whatsoever/whomsoever I deem fit.

You’re like what? 30? 33? Or 35? You’re so old that you want no one to think you ain’t taken when you finally uploaded your picture and hence the engagement ring on your display photo

Exchanging words with you is like preying on the gullible. You don’t have a partner, all you have is an estranged lover who comes, wet your hole but doesn’t fail to leave without a seal of ownership and then comes back again and repeat the whole process because he has you all to himself. The ring is a deceit I tell you.

Isn’t this a thread on how sure you are gonna be married to your partner? Isn’t that an engagement ring I see in your DP? Wazza mater? I didn’t see your post despite having a seal of being betrothal? Phew! The marriage’s failed before it even started. Wake from this delusion and save your gullible self from the nightmares you involved yourself.

Old mama, go and marry abeg.

Faked everything, faked the eyebrows, so local you had to show it by wearing a head-tie on a coat (Wouldn’t pass for a suit).

Oh and btw, that coat was the first coat my mom bought when she started working and that was in the 19s'. Bet yours has a breast-pad to help lift your hamster's boobs. Talk about wearing nice attires .

Couldn’t take me alone without resorting to attacking my DP ‘cause you found no flaws? Typical emotional-blackmailing tactics of a lady, and you should know that that doesn't work on me. "Ode"! Come cow, charge at me like a deranged bull so I can enjoy the thrill from spearing your sides

Mightyraw:
Una English too much for this thread oo,
Well i think the last two bashers are up to the task,

So keep it rolling,
We have a challenge here

Antibot:
So it gives you great joy that two individuals who have no prior knowledge of themselves be involved in e-pummeling? It's over sir. I've called him to order.

Mightyraw:
Lol , scroll up a lil,
Udd see the the guy is here to gain relevance,
And the lady is also trying so hard to frustrate him,

So let them gain their grounds

Does it give you great joy to separate two individual who have no prior knowledge of themselves from engaging too
Guy chill we all here to make money for them seu.n and co


Juss watch the show......

Antibot:
Michael?! Was this what you were taught? Why do you have to sound so condescending to a lady. This isn't right and I urge that you apologize to her. It is purely insipid for you to have done that. There's no reason to to be cruel to a person and moreover, by a woman you were conceived and with a woman also will you bring forth. This is degrading to me and it shouldn't repeat itself. I really had high hopes for you

vicfuntop:
That will be only in marriage . By the way, the guy I bashed didn't reply. I thought after all his confidence he will give a nice clapback

vicfuntop:
As in its so annoying when people say I look 30. I mean if you tell me i look younger it would have been better. As for the bashing, in a weird way I enjoy it

SirMichael1:
I have tendered my apologies ma, thus, everything should be cool.

CC Antibot

Antibot:
It's just so wrong

SirMichael1:
You're quite hilarious while throwing tantrums! What is this penchant for checking DPs I smell you have? Some sorta fetish or your fiancé must be too ugly for you to incessantly keep checking guys photos? Kinda look like you're not really sure of your relationship.

If you feel bad about my derogatory remarks, why don't you just hoard it deep within you and spare me the overt attempt to sound verbose with the scribbled letters.

You’re right about one thing though, my DP is mine to do as I please and I reserve the right to replace it whenever with whatsoever/whomsoever I deem fit.

You’re like what? 30? 33? Or 35? You’re so old that you want no one to think you ain’t taken when you finally uploaded your picture and hence the engagement ring on your display photo

Exchanging words with you is like preying on the gullible. You don’t have a partner, all you have is an estranged lover who comes, wet your hole but doesn’t fail to leave without a seal of ownership and then comes back again and repeat the whole process because he has you all to himself. The ring is a deceit I tell you.

Isn’t this a thread on how sure you are gonna be married to your partner? Isn’t that an engagement ring I see in your DP? Wazza mater? I didn’t see your post despite having a seal of being betrothal? Phew! The marriage’s failed before it even started. Wake from this delusion and save your gullible self from the nightmares you involved yourself.

Old mama, go and marry abeg.

Faked everything, faked the eyebrows, so local you had to show it by wearing a head-tie on a coat (Wouldn’t pass for a suit).

Oh and btw, that coat was the first coat my mom bought when she started working and that was in the 19s'. Bet yours has a breast-pad to help lift your hamster's boobs. Talk about wearing nice attires .

Couldn’t take me alone without resorting to attacking my DP ‘cause you found no flaws? Typical emotional-blackmailing tactics of a lady, and you should know that that doesn't work on me. "Ode"! Come cow, charge at me like a deranged bull so I can enjoy the thrill from spearing your sides

SirMichael1:
Apologies ferocious one. I'm sorry to have taken it too far.

Victornezzar:
Shebi I said u be chioma chukwurah twin sister
Choi see bashing

Mightyraw:
Trust me
They both know

vicfuntop:
. I saw your mention to Michael late. I already replied but have apologised too. It's jut the forehead jor . Is bashing was just there jo. I didn't like the way he talked to that girl hence the bashing

vicfuntop:
Know what? Pls I always have people's back. He talked to Bbstar in a very rude way and she tried to end it but he continued. People warned him, yet he continued, that's why I had to come in. Tell him to apologise to the girl too

Victornezzar:
lolzzz
una 2 get mawt jawe

vicfuntop:

Oh that ring again ! Michael, the ring is a just a jewelry I love wearing.[s] Do you understand?

Not to brag but look at me, do you think I would date a guy that is not pleasing looking to me? Trust me, pictures don't do justice to how I really look in reality. What I am trying to say is that guys like you usually develop inferiority complex talking to me in real life.

Back to matter, you said no one on NL is worth your admiration. I had to check the picture of the noble person talking. I was very dissapointed Michael. Michael, you look like a failed 3D cartoon. And trust me I am not insulting you, I am describing you. Some babies were dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown at a wall. They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good looking, intelligent and cultured.

And as for the age, pls, I know you have gone through my comments already and you know my real age.

By the way I don't know why you think insulting the vagina is funny. Is that the only place that you think will hurt a woman's feelins. Are you a little girl trapped in a boy's body? Is there any part of you that really wants to be a girl? You should really learn how to construct insults so that you can add it your accomplishments so knowing how to speak English won't be the only one you have.

Localness has eaten deep into your bone marrow( evident by the check shirt abi the igbotic shirt you were wearing ) that you can't even differentiate between a coat and a jacket. Why don't you check her wardrobe and bring out the 90s coat cos I believe it should still be with her and compare it. That's is a kimono jacket on a gown. It was the siting position.

So tell me, where would you be in the next five years? Wait, don't think it. It may sprain your brain and pls don't say [/s]SPEAKING ENGLISH[s]

Roses are red
violets are blue
God made me pretty
hat happened to you?
[/s]

iamsirmichael1:
So I saw your mention and in haste, I quickly checked it 'cause I know you would want to clapback only to be greeted with this...OMG...! To call it a shìt would be degrading to other shìts ... Oh lawd! To be simple and plain frank to you, everything you wrote is banal. No offense.

Another failed attempt to sound like a quip. Oh my dear lord, do you really have to subject me to that long boring claptrap for a write-up? That's like tormenting me by crushing/grinding my balls on two moving trucks! But seriously, you and your post are as useless as your monthly cycle to me (Don't take that for an insult)

Just like you felt I read your comments, I can bet my silly ass you saw my apologies but choose to prove yourself the child you are.

Aargh! Antibot, why do you have to get involved now as I was hell bent on putting her in that black hole she belongs. Be rest assured and not quake, there's so much apology to go round as you're not the first to have encountered my wroth and hopefully you should be the last.

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Oh! You 22?! You must have had so many hormonal imbalance, evidence of a faulty thyroid while growing to have given you the looks of a 30year old mama with a 15year old cognitive process.

The thing is, we're both immature. While I have a baby's brain, you on the other hand is measuring less-than that of a slipper’s. I stopped exchanging words with you because of a dear friend so don't push your luck with me apologizing to bbstar.

Lol. Are you sure it’s just a jewelry you love or a prison to keep you in check? and besides, what's the obsession over my chose of words?

Who want's to be cute when you can be darn wealthy and have hoes sucking my phalluses every motherfucking other day? WTF? (Ask Comarade Oshiomole)

BTW, I’mma full-fledged Edo boy and not that hogwash.

So let's be cool

vicfuntop:
Plenty English. Shock me and say something intelligent. Diarrhea of the mouth, constipation of ideas. Such a clown. You have made me laugh. Honestly. So I didn't get to read your mention before it was removed . On a serious note, where do you buy your shirts? Why did you have to use your table cloth to sew a shirt? At least Johnny Bravo looks better .Creamymoltenlar l see you