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When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by Syphonn(op): 10:45pm On Jul 19, 2017
Has this ever happened to any of you guys out there? You find a gorgeous, full figured, 5 foot 11 inches woman, coffee brown complexion, with long flowering hair, ruby red lips, sparkling eyes. And you take her home, with pride only to wake up with a flat-chested, 5 foot 2 inches chick that is black as charcoal, bad, a chapped-lipped chick with crossed eyes and stilettos off. Why in the name of all humanity do women do this to us? What you see is not actually what you get when it comes to this gender. This is just so wrong. It is false advertising, so justice must be done. If we guys have no choice but manage with our ugly mugs and out-of-shape bodies, then so should women.

Read more on this at www.healthyfeedz.com

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Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by SirMichael1: 10:47pm On Jul 19, 2017

You ask so many questions.

To the first question, no. angry

9inch?! Are you blind?! The longest heels I've seen is a 6inch. Dunno how she got it and also don't know if you were so intoxicated you couldn't notice
Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by ExpensiveG: 10:50pm On Jul 19, 2017
***** You find a gorgeous, full figured, 5 foot 11 inches woman, coffee brown complexion, with long flowering hair, ruby red lips, sparkling eyes. ****


Op you dey mad, you for kuku ma,mould dey gal.

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Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by falconey(m): 10:51pm On Jul 19, 2017
Women are manipulative and deceptive in nature and it's legal in most countries.

Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by Caustics: 10:55pm On Jul 19, 2017
Syphonn:
Has this ever happened to any of you guys out there? You find a gorgeous, full figured, 5 foot 11 inches woman, coffee brown complexion, with long flowering hair, ruby red lips, sparkling eyes. And you take her home, with pride only to wake up with a flat-chested, 5 foot 2 inches chick that is black as charcoal, bad, a chapped-lipped chick with crossed eyes and stilettos off. Why in the name of all humanity do women do this to us? What you see is not actually what you get when it comes to this gender. This is just so wrong. It is false advertising, so justice must be done. If we guys have no choice but manage with our ugly mugs and out-of-shape bodies, then so should women.

Read more on this at www.healthyfeedz.com

More interesting topics are on the website, this is just a tip of the iceberg.
if you think the rubbish you wrote up there is interesting, then you must be crazy.
Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by Syphonn(op): 11:21pm On Jul 19, 2017
Caustics:
if you think the rubbish you wrote up there is interesting, then you must be crazy.
It's not compulsory that you comment, after all what you read was just the beginning of the article. don't insult me pls. Keep it to yourself, I'm not here to throw words at you but to advise you that what you just did was actually wrong and immature.
Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by Syphonn(op): 11:24pm On Jul 19, 2017
falconey:
Women are manipulative and deceptive in nature and it's legal in most countries.

yea, And its high time they realise their flaws and take corrections
Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jul 19, 2017
ExpensiveG:
***** You find a gorgeous, full figured, 5 foot 11 inches woman, coffee brown complexion, with long flowering hair, ruby red lips, sparkling eyes. ****


Op you dey mad, you for kuku ma,mould dey gal.

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Such girl is realistic tho
Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by Syphonn(op): 11:28pm On Jul 19, 2017
ExpensiveG:
***** You find a gorgeous, full figured, 5 foot 11 inches woman, coffee brown complexion, with long flowering hair, ruby red lips, sparkling eyes. ****


Op you dey mad, you for kuku ma,mould dey gal.

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You havent seen height on heels yet, just calm ur nerves and go to the site and read more.
Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by Syphonn(op): 11:34pm On Jul 19, 2017
SirMichael1:

You ask so many questions.

To the first question, no. angry

9inch?! Are you blind?! The longest heels I've seen is a 6inch. Dunno how she got it and also don't know if you were so intoxicated you couldn't notice
There is just one question there?
Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by SirMichael1: 11:40pm On Jul 19, 2017
Syphonn:
There is just one question there?
Syphonn:
Has this ever happened to any of you guys out there? You find a gorgeous, full figured, 5 foot 11 inches woman, coffee brown complexion, with long flowering hair, ruby red lips, sparkling eyes. And you take her home, with pride only to wake up with a flat-chested, 5 foot 2 inches chick that is black as charcoal, bad, a chapped-lipped chick with crossed eyes and stilettos off. Why in the name of all humanity do women do this to us? What you see is not actually what you get when it comes to this gender. This is just so wrong. It is false advertising, so justice must be done. If we guys have no choice but manage with our ugly mugs and out-of-shape bodies, then so should women.

Read more on this at www.healthyfeedz.com

More interesting topics are on the website, this is just a tip of the iceberg.
Resist the urge to reply
Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by MissRaine69(f): 1:22am On Jul 20, 2017
So OP
Let me ask you this , before you took her home you could not tell all that was on her face was courtesy of Mary Kay? You did not notice that her shoes were adding superficial height , that her hands,neck and face were three different complexions? Since when did black people have long straight blonde hair & blue eyes? (excluding the islanders of the Andaman Islands)
You missed all this because the head on your shoulders was overruled by the one between your legs.
It's your fault your pillowcases are all ruined by foundation!
You cannot complain about being conned you missed the signs.
Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by PromiseUche(m): 2:10am On Jul 20, 2017
But the OP is making a point.
Also, Men pay back by forming a life they aren't.(magic) Borrow big cars, lodge in a Hotel...get them down!
Re: When It Comes To Women, What You See Is Not What You Get. by Syphonn(op): 8:44am On Jul 20, 2017
SirMichael1:
Resist the urge to reply
LOL, YA A GREAT MAN
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