So this random thought just came to my mind...

I couldn't just stop laughing.

I had this friend of mine, when ever he came visiting, I will escort him to his house, he will escort me back, I will escort him again, he will do the same .We kept going back and forth until my mother or his mother will Shout shout shout ooo!!!


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#just for fun.

Lol op, na village people carry your matter for head back den oo.

Well, when I was a kid,I can remember when I fell critically ill, in my sick bed i saw policemen on the hospital room,they kept aiming their guns at me,little did I know it was a trance. So when I became healthy again after some weeks,I started hiding my face from policemen each time I got to their checkpoint, I thought I was wanted by them.

when i was about 10,my immediate younger bro was always so sicky,one day he was vomitting n our dad gave him Avomine(hope i spelt it right).he woke up from sleep disoriented n said,"all these money flying about,who owns it?",i pick serious race to my mums shop,i was really panting,i told her that kid bro had gone mad!when they came back,mum had to give him something to neutralize d drugs,he is married now,we still laugh over it

Then I would induce vomiting every morning so as to miss school, mum noticed it was too consistent and would then force me to go.

Secondly, I was a street fighter, single bone, children always call me to join their team cos victory is sure but now even a 10yr old can beat me

Then, I hated copying note and would beg my siblings and friends to help me out. Dad casted out that demon with Cane.

Hahahahaha
Fainting Game for popcorn.

When our new neighbor moved in, she started selling popcorn and she's tie them 10naira each ,I don't mind eating 50naira own a day, Any day my mum doesn't buy, everybody must hear it's because of popcorn and a time came, my tears was no longer affecting my mum, the more i cried,the more her heart was harden...

So i put up a strategy, which was fainting ,the first day i tried it, my mum fell for it, she was like " PLS DON'T DIE O, ARE YOU SICK?,Oya lemme go and get the popcorn, I'll smile,Plan is working o...
I fainted consciously for up to 3 times Before my brother put a stop to my fainting game....

The last time i did it, when my mum was pushing me to wake up, my brother just came and he was like "FAINTING GAME IS OVER, He just brought water and poured on me, and he told my mum to leave me that i was only pretending, I cried ehn because i knew my game was up........

But do you know my mum still brought the popcorn, yeah :DAs her last card i still got my popcorn and that was the end of my popcorn game....
Thinking about this length i could go just for popcorn...


What about collecting my mum's money from her purse and later tell her it was my brother that collected it, my mum always believe, because my face was innocent and i use tears to weak her.....
Lemme just cry then I'm telling the truth, my bro who couldn't cry and his face harden was always found guilty......
But always tell my brother the truth, that i took it o, but let him bear the circumstances, even when he tells my mum, my mum doesn't believe except i tell her myself........

never had any funny childhood behaviour, Father beat all sort of fun building in my vein out before they could actualised.

it is well sha !

I used to do mummy and daddy a lot as a child

I could remember I hated going to school when I was in Nursery class..(age 3-5)I used to wish everyday was holiday to the extent that I was happy the school management declared one week holiday because of our proprietor's funeral..
Also,i had a bad habit of snitching on my brothers and mum.. .i was the last and only female child then(dad's favourite) ..I had to stop when everybody in the house started calling me anty elete ponmo..smh..kids and their innocence, sha..all that is bygone now!!

I am here to read lies.

Would come back

Walks out of thread

.play with sand, cook sand food...etc

Ok

Used to draw on my legs

Funny thread.

I always looked up to getting a bite from a spider so I can spawn webs and fly over the earth not until I realized you need 2 perfectly round balls to do this..

I was always involved in Mummy and Daddy play.

My kid bro was always the houseboy. That was until he told me in the presence of my parents while eating that he was tired of being the houseboy and he too wanted to be daddy and do what I used to do.

My brethren, that day my parents beat me like a drum.

I use to peep when my step father is fucking his junior wife. Then my dick will stand and i will go to bathroom to use LUX soap to release my akamu

used to scoop enough milk and milo then hit the tin so that air would fill back the spaces

I remember if I come back from school I will wear my pant and carry my tire omo I done enter road with my guy nsikak wen done go pluck fruit for mechanic...


Omo wen we show back nah canter ball things..

I used to have one crush them chinwe I no fit talk that story sha. I did nasty things shaA

As a child i had the habit of "sleep walking' to 'aunty Elizabeth's'(our housemaid) room every night and 'sleep walking' back to my room at dawn before anyone else wakes up, i remember aunty Elizabeth always putting something in my mouth and i used to feel very weak whenever i was leaving her room.....

oh so many memories

this happened at Saint Mary's Primary school Okokomaiko, i was in primary 3, during breaking time( lol how we used to say it back then) came outside to play and saw Uche sitting outside legs wide open and she wasn't wearing undies, she begged me not to tell anyone but before she said abeg the whole sch had heard, we all laughed at her, she felt really bad, Karma is a bitch I tell u, the next week my Mom used cane to chase me outta the house and I forgot to wear undies, I don't know the devil that pushed me to go tell Uche, I told her I wasn't wearing undies and she shouldn't tell anyone, bad mistake more than the whole sch heard, I even chop came ontop sef


I was a massive tomboy growing up, I can't count how many people I gave Sain sain and gutter water to drink, geeeeez,


there are so many mehn, when u stay in a public compound no day is a dull moment,

one Xmas time like that, mistakenly threw banger (knockout, fireworks, anyone abegi) into a moving car, omo see race, one of us was caught sha chinenye, her uncle beat the living daylight outta her, she decided to make the mistake of coming to fight me cos her uncle beat her, well I beat her up and gave her dettol to drink.


I am proud to say I haven't fought since 2011 when one stupid girl stole my money loool

Eat a lot of biro cover.

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Toothpaste was the latest then and can't stop eating bread with toothpaste then even when there are surplus of butter at home

I used to play naked inside the rain with friends.

I'm remembered when I'm still an small boy off 7yr old we are 25 ppls on mine class and am carryed 22 post ....wen am showed mine frnd whot am carryed, he stat too shout that am carryed second ....am show another ppl and his sayed am carryed second naso am used eraser and water too clean one 2 out off the two 2 ........am riched home, gived mine dad mine result and his telled me we'll done mine son, am happy ......on the second day, his called me that we are go too mine sch too seen mine teacher .....omo naso am telled him that we are two that carryed 2nd on mine class o, that his mine techer that his used eraser too clean my report card o ..........omo these man his carryed me rich sch o ,......mine techer his beated me eh ( uncu mike, he we not be well whit u any wheir u are )......I'm chop Cain sotey mine left hand his brake...........am alway laugh any days am remembered these story, while am I lie that year sef?

Bisi799:
I used to do mummy and daddy a lot as a child

So Na since childhood banana don dey fall on you?

I used to Bleep my neighbors daughter when I was 8.