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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Stevengerd(m): 9:26pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
peeparty:Ewwo!! na the beginning of madness be dat . |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
Edum13656:What do you mean? |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Edum13656: 9:27pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
MediumStout: u were no longer a child then, by the way have u stopped wanking now? 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
Used to beat my junior bros anyhw. Till he retaliated one day. I was 11 he was 9. He beat hell out of me. I never tried beating him again 19 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
I use to pick sweet paper as my money 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by junnaiskye(f): 9:27pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
I was a chronic malice keeper. Still laugh over how immature I was. |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by remi1444: 9:28pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
I wore my uniform through out the week without washing it until my English teacher disgraced me in class and my crush laughed most as if she was being paid, I think I was in JSS2 aged 7. thanks to my mom and foster Mom and female nxt door school mate (achebe blessing) she taught me personal hygiene, but she beat sha ooo...I revenged before we left secondary school. when ever I gave this incident a taught I can't just help but laugh. Irep UBIAJA COMMUNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL UBIAJA. 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by DonBobes(m): 9:28pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
Do mama and papa style those days with my neighbor back then by name Aina. Whenever my 3rd leg stand i will just tell them it's bedroom time children go and sleep. The elder brother walks away with the other friends while we go to one LUNGU to rub minds u know. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by fiftynaira(m): 9:31pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
goldbim: Lols same as me I hated school a lot when it was a kiddie 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by jbravado(m): 9:35pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
Edum13656:Baba your brain dey for the center of your head...I enjoyed those years abeg. 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Edum13656: 9:38pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
jagugu88li:I mean whenever it rains we will remove all our clothes and start playing inside the rain. understood? 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by TrapHedges(m): 9:38pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
Mum won't wear me d cloth i liked.. So ill spill drink or food on it and get to change... + i _fucked girls during some play, (u know d kinda fuck_.. Dick_ don't penetrate..ill always feel pains at the tip of mi cork later lol |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Stevengerd(m): 9:42pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
Come back frm school den, resume to our duty post RIDING TYRE. use canters dey play football match. 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by D2DK(m): 9:45pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
We used to play police and thief back then, and everytime i always wanted to play the role of a thief 5 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by mare23ayo(m): 9:46pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by DonBobes(m): 9:46pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
Remembered one time my grandma caught me smooching our sales girl Aunty monsura. Na so grandma call family meeting for my head. Now that day they grandpa came with three more uncles. Grandma (with a very sharp knife on the table, saying she would cut my 3rd leg) sat in one corner I knelt down and raised my hands up. the 3 men sat around the table begging grandma not to cut my long thing. Now the real story; Grandma-shouting at the top of her voice " daddy(grandpa) we must slice his thing in two. I will give u one I hold the rest. We must cut it because he is too stubborn." Grandpa- "Alhaja(grandma) forgive him he is begging don't do it." Me- "crying and begging them to forgive me with catarrh everywhere Singing in my heart " I WILL PRAISE YOU O MY SAVIOURx3. I WILL PRAISE YOU FOREVER MORE. HALLELUJAH"" At the end they forgave me. Two weeks again i was caught again with another lady doing something. 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Nobody: 9:47pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
Edum13656:Again? This guy. No Sir but, do forgive me for being slow . Enjoy |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by remi1444: 9:51pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
D2DK:polithiefian spotted...lolx 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by sugarcoatted(f): 9:51pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
My sis wuld b lukn for my trouble and bring out her tongue for me. Then ild go to mum to report. Ild b bhind d closd door and b demonstrating 'mum, my sister did lyk ds to me (tongue out), its wat she did to me. As if she actually sees wat im doing 5 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Krasid(m): 9:54pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
As a kid I always enjoyed playing street football whenever we closed from school, but would keep a watchful eye for my dad's car to abscond whenever he arrives since he didn't approve. One day, I was enjoying myself with my normal routine oblivious of the fact that he had arrived; suddenly I heared 'Krasid, krasid, your dad is here'. Flummoxed, I bolted without looking at his direction and went to shower, but it was too late as I had already been sighted. Came out of the bathroom unclad with dad waiting for me with a cane. One of the worst days of my life...That didn't stop me from still enjoying my street football though. 5 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by makapella(m): 9:54pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
adaksbullet:r.I.p boy,u r d latest slowpoke in planet earth. Ur English can send Lazarus back to d grave thereby making ma Jesus look weak but God pass u..I ban u on dz forum 19 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by holatin(m): 9:57pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
junnaiskye:re you sure, you ve changed. malice no dey leave body like other bad act 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by adaksbullet: 9:57pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
makapella:whot his these on his saying again? Have u ate tonight? His ur head sound OK too ur ear? His it not do gbamgbam 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by whizzyleejr(m): 9:58pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
I wasn't allowed to mingle with my colleagues when i was young so my childhood wasn't fun but i can remember if i'm satisfied with the food i'm eating i will say "mi je mo" and i want to eat more of food i will say ma jemo(squirrel) instead of "ma je si" thinking i'm saying i will eat more 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by cassyrooy(m): 9:58pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
King of Riding tires. Boris(bearings) contructed like a tricycle, whenever my boys sideline me, I'll deliberately pour sand into the bearing so that it will stop working. Carton motor, corn stick motor, canter ball(my favourite cork was Legend brand) Rubber ring(band) with copper wire, the day I fired one lady and it hit the child, my sister beat thunder out of me. Stubbornness was an inborn thing for me. 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by muller101(m): 10:00pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
holatin:is that why u are a bigot today? 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by holatin(m): 10:04pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
muller101:it seem you are in love with me but sorry man. I don't do guys. find someone else 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Abraham18(m): 10:04pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
fuckerstard:Yeah I did that a lot too. I used all my notebooks to make canoe and aeroplane. I went home with empty bag and I was given a beating of the century.. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Nobody: 10:04pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
Talk2Bella:You look tough even. Is that a tattoo on your arm? |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by muller101(m): 10:08pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
holatin:see how dirty ur mind is |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Actuarydeji(m): 10:08pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
I used to hide inside my mum wardrobe to avoid going to school. |
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by makapella(m): 10:09pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
adaksbullet:don't mention me again boy,not until u HV received sense from the good lord. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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