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I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Bester44(m): 9:26pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
I approached this girl because I want to date her. My tactic is first to be her friend and later woo her. During our chats, I told her that I'm a good mathematician. The next couple of days would see her testing my abilities. Then I stepped up the ante, and she concluded that I be baba. She is already a graduate, but preparing for a certain professional exam. Now once she sees tough questions in her preptest, she would roll the jargons in for me to solve. The last time I studied like this was in 2013. Now I don start to dey drag mathematics textbooks again. Lefulefu come deliver me from babe o. I sharpaly wooed her make e no use maths cover parole. But she stylishly tried to let me forget about dating. 1 Like |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by BadBlaize(m): 9:28pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
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Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Gentlevin: 9:39pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
U never see anything. prepare for more calculation...WOOING + SHAKARA^2 + (TIME/2)*SLEEPLESS NIGHTS = ........ 2 Likes |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Bester44(m): 9:48pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
Gentlevin: I will confront her with a proven algorithm. 1 Like |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Gentlevin: 9:57pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
Bester44:This is getting interesting...since u are d maths teacher, I go be d practical biology teacher. so when u go bring d babe come make I "test run" d practicals? Bester44:This is getting interesting...since u are d maths teacher, I go be d practical biology teacher. so when u go bring d babe come make I "test run" d practicals?...lol |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Bester44(m): 10:10pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
Gentlevin: Army robber ni e, the girl wey no give me face u wan test her toto.. |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Gentlevin: 10:15pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
Bester44:hehehehehe ore mi kosi weree, awon police robber lo fa.... 1 Like |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Bester44(m): 10:17pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
Gentlevin: Lol. Make i no send sango to u o. |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Gentlevin: 10:21pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
Bester44:hehehehe abeg no send ooo I just retired as practical biology teacher....in fact all d arms and legs of govt eyaf ban that subject.....d mention of sango is scary....goodnight oo |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Nobody: 12:43am On Jul 25, 2017 |
Bester44 dis u case na waoh.d time u dey toast her na poetry u for tell her say u sabi .at least poetry simple pass maths .i dey sure if to say na the poetry format u use she for don end up with u in ze oza rooms as u dey use d poems bust her head .anyway wetin i go suggest now be say do away with the maths toasting format.go to the nitty gritty.tell her say since when u see her beautiful face u no dey fit sleep again...that all u need right now is waist .iyam telling u now if u follow wetin i tell u she will fall in love with u .
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Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by EmyLeo(m): 2:12am On Jul 25, 2017 |
Lol.. you are mathematically dancing to that Zone bro!!,.some call it Friend_Zone but I call it Zone_B.. #Pls remove urself asap b4 it's too late.. |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Bester44(m): 2:33am On Jul 25, 2017 |
EmyLeo: Which yeye dancing be dt. I will tell her na joke i dey joke that it was my friend solving the maths. I will tell her say CRK na my area of specialization |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Bester44(m): 2:38am On Jul 25, 2017 |
lefulefu: Emyleo said i don enter zonal headquarters already and you here talking of poetry. Wic poetry pass "I'm the banana wey go fall on you". 2 Likes |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Nobody: 6:47am On Jul 25, 2017 |
Na so you take enter friendzone, sorry bro. |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Nobody: 8:15am On Jul 25, 2017 |
Bester44:u can comot frm that dreary zonal headquaters by doing a simple reverse .how u go reverse the situation u might ask and i go still tell u say na poetry .babes dey fall yakata f0r guys wey dey tear poetry .do this now and she will start giving her waist one time
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Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Nobody: 9:16am On Jul 25, 2017 |
Bester44:iyanya poetry |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Bester44(m): 10:03am On Jul 25, 2017 |
lefulefu: I don compose this one below for perusal. My babe, my friend, how many time i don call you Listen to ur mother's counsel efiwe guys u must carry come Dish them pepper dem gang and playboy Thou shall not friendzone cone head folks cos are tested demons If he looks broke, know that he is hiding that gucci cap You don jam expert for the other room. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by EmyLeo(m): 11:51am On Jul 25, 2017 |
Bester44: Lol..see this bro, #it will shock u, u dnt know ladies sha,she will carry another wahala come,related to the C.R.k,and pls bro don't lie all because of punna o.. Summary of t all is just for you to let her know you can't be in that Zone_B level.. try nd break all those brotherly/sisterly barrier. talk more bout intimate stuffs, and less alegebra issh.. #May my forefather's head be with you as you embark on this your new found mission ..lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by Nobody: 12:33pm On Jul 25, 2017 |
Bester44:yowa!! e make better sense dis one go make the babe knees weak like jelly u bamm
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Re: I Became Her Friend Because Of Dating; Now She Bombards Me With Algebra by peacyduke(f): 12:36pm On Jul 25, 2017 |
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