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SOFTENGR:
Missionary style
Make I hear say she no use the 5 different styles
Na the only thing wey concern me be that.

No man of god can deceive me. Only phools can be deceived.

Martin0:
The Negative Effects of Religion


So many times, I see people run from pillar to post
looking for spiritual solution to their problems, most
of which are physical. I agree, to an extent, that the
spiritual controls the physical. But we sometimes
bring problems upon ourselves only to start
bothering God unnecessarily. You eat all the junks
and rubbish while ignoring good foods and when
problem sets in, you begin to disturb God. You know
that certain foods are to be avoided because diabetes
runs in your family, but you go on eating without
control and when arthritis and diabetes set in, you
start running from one prayer contractor to another
and swallow the nonsense they tell you about
someone dropping something in your compound.
You are in the hospital about to lose your life because
your pelvis is small for the baby or the baby is too big
and not well positioned. Then your doctor suggests
you undergo a Caesarean Section only for you to start
binding and casting and calling one illiterate and
ignorant person who tells you that is not your
portion. A friend died because his pastor
kicked against blood transfusion when doctors saw
that at the only way out.

What is wrong in your giving birth through CS?

However God choses to deliver you is supernatural,
what matters is that you and your baby are alive and
well. God wasn't stupid when He gave science the
brain to come up with that intervention.

You do things to make your marriage hit the rocks
and then you start running to those who are ever
ready with prophecies of you having spiritual
husband and wife or someone carrying calabash
against you, possibly your step-mother and mother-
in-law.

You have suddenly become the man's punching bag
and instead of you running to spare your life, some
miserable comforters are there asking you to stay
and keep praying. God has given you those legs, run
and keep praying.

You were busy dressing like his mother, you didn't
know that he would get attracted to his secretary?
You use demeaning words on her, hit her as often as
you like, and talk to her like she's your slave. You
listened to your ignorant pastor who told you that
wearing those sexy lingerie for your husband
initiates you into the marine kingdom.

He loves the woman-on-top position but you chose to
listen to false teachers who told you that anything
outside the missionary sex position is wrong?

She complained about not getting good sex from you and instead of you finding a way to make it. beautiful, you
accused her of being a prostitute; you told her that
she cannot enjoy you because of the different men
she has been with. What you don't know is that
women are no longer ignorant of their sexuality and
sexual needs; just like you, they want to experience
good orgasm.

They tell you to face the spiritual more than the
physical and so you foolishly ignore your wife all in
the name of vigil and fasting? You go to sit with your
"daadyyy" and "muumyyy" from morning to night
ignoring your spouse? Get ready for the problems
that will come up as a result of your actions.

Discover God yourself and stop listening to people
who feed and thrive on your ignorance. You are not
married and so once they come to you, the first thing
they tell you is that you have a spiritual spouse. Once
they tell you that you have a spirit husband or wife
and you swallow that rubbish, you are finished
because imaginary spirit husband or wife will begin
to appear to you. And who told them you must be
married at a certain age? Sure Pastor Kumuyi's wife
who married at 65 was told all sorts by some prayer
contractors.

They are ever ready with fake prophecies and vision
for you. They would rather find a way to take the little
you have away from you instead of helping you to get
up.

A lady once told me how her pastor told her to buy
everything a woman wears for his wife if she needed
deliverance. When this woman came, she wasn't
even talking about her own problem but the problem
of raising money to buy things for her pastor's wife.
Thank God she came in contact with someone like
me who won't bait an eyelid in telling the truth. I
gave her twenty thousand Naira to go feed her
helpless children and never go back to the crook. I
know some will be quick to remind me that the
widow of Zarephat fed the prophet with her last; I
know that already.

Con men and women are thriving in your ignorance. I
wish you can see how these guys operate and devise
ways to rip you off. I wish you can see them discuss
how to share proceeds from their fraud after the
acrobatics from the guest speaker. I wish you would
see how they strike a deal for the guest preacher to
raise five million Naira (in God's name) after which
he takes a certain percentage. He must deliver in
God's name. I wish you get to realize that some of
them, after preaching in your church, never returned
because they had issues with your senior pastor over
sharing formular or they didn't raise enough to settle
their bills.

Don't get me wrong; I have done stupid and unusual
things for the kingdom of God. But the way I see it go
in Africa, we have lost our brains to religion. Just like
the missionaries, the preachers have come to us with
the Bible and the Plough. Prayer contractors are
thriving and living big, thanks to our stupidity and
gullibility.

Young woman stop that seed sowing for husband.
God will give you husband when and if He wants to.
Everyone must not even be married. Just live and
enjoy your beautiful life.

Woman, who told you that you are incomplete
without a male child? I hear some speak against IVF
and artificial insemination; it would surprise you to
note that a good number of those testimonies you
hear of God blessing after years of waiting came to
be as a result of IVF. But they will not tell you during
testimony because some of you will begin to see
them as faithless and on their way to hell.

Time is a great healer and it has it's way of taking
care of issues. Whatever comes your way, just
commit it to God and watch Him direct your path.
You need no middle man, except Jesus, to obtain
mercy and grace from His throne in your time of
need. All things work together for good to anyone
that loves God and is called according to his purpose.

Learn to wait on God. Allow Him to be God.
Stop helping them to thrive on your ignorance. A
good number of today's preachers are not different
from our politicians. But a day of reckoning is
coming, they won't be spared.

klenton:
come take time, how u go write all dis thing
na u buy data for me

Martin0:
The Negative Effects of Religion


So many times, I see people run from pillar to post
looking for spiritual solution to their problems, most
of which are physical. I agree, to an extent, that the
spiritual controls the physical. But we sometimes
bring problems upon ourselves only to start
bothering God unnecessarily. You eat all the junks
and rubbish while ignoring good foods and when
problem sets in, you begin to disturb God. You know
that certain foods are to be avoided because diabetes
runs in your family, but you go on eating without
control and when arthritis and diabetes set in, you
start running from one prayer contractor to another
and swallow the nonsense they tell you about
someone dropping something in your compound.
You are in the hospital about to lose your life because
your pelvis is small for the baby or the baby is too big
and not well positioned. Then your doctor suggests
you undergo a Caesarean Section only for you to start
binding and casting and calling one illiterate and
ignorant person who tells you that is not your
portion. A friend died because his pastor
kicked against blood transfusion when doctors saw
that at the only way out.

What is wrong in your giving birth through CS?

However God choses to deliver you is supernatural,
what matters is that you and your baby are alive and
well. God wasn't stupid when He gave science the
brain to come up with that intervention.

You do things to make your marriage hit the rocks
and then you start running to those who are ever
ready with prophecies of you having spiritual
husband and wife or someone carrying calabash
against you, possibly your step-mother and mother-
in-law.

You have suddenly become the man's punching bag
and instead of you running to spare your life, some
miserable comforters are there asking you to stay
and keep praying. God has given you those legs, run
and keep praying.

You were busy dressing like his mother, you didn't
know that he would get attracted to his secretary?
You use demeaning words on her, hit her as often as
you like, and talk to her like she's your slave. You
listened to your ignorant pastor who told you that
wearing those sexy lingerie for your husband
initiates you into the marine kingdom.

He loves the woman-on-top position but you chose to
listen to false teachers who told you that anything
outside the missionary sex position is wrong?

She complained about not getting good sex from you and instead of you finding a way to make it. beautiful, you
accused her of being a prostitute; you told her that
she cannot enjoy you because of the different men
she has been with. What you don't know is that
women are no longer ignorant of their sexuality and
sexual needs; just like you, they want to experience
good orgasm.

They tell you to face the spiritual more than the
physical and so you foolishly ignore your wife all in
the name of vigil and fasting? You go to sit with your
"daadyyy" and "muumyyy" from morning to night
ignoring your spouse? Get ready for the problems
that will come up as a result of your actions.

Discover God yourself and stop listening to people
who feed and thrive on your ignorance. You are not
married and so once they come to you, the first thing
they tell you is that you have a spiritual spouse. Once
they tell you that you have a spirit husband or wife
and you swallow that rubbish, you are finished
because imaginary spirit husband or wife will begin
to appear to you. And who told them you must be
married at a certain age? Sure Pastor Kumuyi's wife
who married at 65 was told all sorts by some prayer
contractors.

They are ever ready with fake prophecies and vision
for you. They would rather find a way to take the little
you have away from you instead of helping you to get
up.

A lady once told me how her pastor told her to buy
everything a woman wears for his wife if she needed
deliverance. When this woman came, she wasn't
even talking about her own problem but the problem
of raising money to buy things for her pastor's wife.
Thank God she came in contact with someone like
me who won't bait an eyelid in telling the truth. I
gave her twenty thousand Naira to go feed her
helpless children and never go back to the crook. I
know some will be quick to remind me that the
widow of Zarephat fed the prophet with her last; I
know that already.

Con men and women are thriving in your ignorance. I
wish you can see how these guys operate and devise
ways to rip you off. I wish you can see them discuss
how to share proceeds from their fraud after the
acrobatics from the guest speaker. I wish you would
see how they strike a deal for the guest preacher to
raise five million Naira (in God's name) after which
he takes a certain percentage. He must deliver in
God's name. I wish you get to realize that some of
them, after preaching in your church, never returned
because they had issues with your senior pastor over
sharing formular or they didn't raise enough to settle
their bills.

Don't get me wrong; I have done stupid and unusual
things for the kingdom of God. But the way I see it go
in Africa, we have lost our brains to religion. Just like
the missionaries, the preachers have come to us with
the Bible and the Plough. Prayer contractors are
thriving and living big, thanks to our stupidity and
gullibility.

Young woman stop that seed sowing for husband.
God will give you husband when and if He wants to.
Everyone must not even be married. Just live and
enjoy your beautiful life.

Woman, who told you that you are incomplete
without a male child? I hear some speak against IVF
and artificial insemination; it would surprise you to
note that a good number of those testimonies you
hear of God blessing after years of waiting came to
be as a result of IVF. But they will not tell you during
testimony because some of you will begin to see
them as faithless and on their way to hell.

Time is a great healer and it has it's way of taking
care of issues. Whatever comes your way, just
commit it to God and watch Him direct your path.
You need no middle man, except Jesus, to obtain
mercy and grace from His throne in your time of
need. All things work together for good to anyone
that loves God and is called according to his purpose.

Learn to wait on God. Allow Him to be God.
Stop helping them to thrive on your ignorance. A
good number of today's preachers are not different
from our politicians. But a day of reckoning is
coming, they won't be spared.

iamadonis2:
It's majorly a business venture in the "Spiritual"