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Latest Sex Incidents Coded To Football Terminologies (funny)check It Of Out by zeusdgrt(m): 9:35am On Aug 10, 2017 |
Football vs Sex. 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ 16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification 20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass 21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury 22.You and your girl break up= Game over 23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD 24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Sex Incidents Coded To Football Terminologies (funny)check It Of Out by brighttech95(m): 9:44am On Aug 10, 2017 |
Re: Latest Sex Incidents Coded To Football Terminologies (funny)check It Of Out by Nobody: 9:50am On Aug 10, 2017 |
Hilarious |
Re: Latest Sex Incidents Coded To Football Terminologies (funny)check It Of Out by zeusdgrt(m): 10:24am On Aug 10, 2017 |
Ebayray:Got me cracking |
Re: Latest Sex Incidents Coded To Football Terminologies (funny)check It Of Out by collinsVP: 6:07pm On Aug 10, 2017 |
Funny |
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